Big Shaq headed to Big D?

[Shank]

btw i'm having a really gay evening. For whatever reason i downloaded that katy perry song that's all "you're hot then you're cold, you're yes then you're no" and i've got it on repeat. So so so so so gay. I have no idea why i'm sharing this.

tisastts.

[Fpoonsie]

Jesus. As if the Mavericks didn't already have the biggest asshole RUNNIN the show from the sidelines, they'll have the 2nd biggest lumbering down the court each night.

[Ghazi]

btw I'm having a really gay evening. For whatever reason I downloaded that Katy Perry song that's all "you're hot then you're cold, you're yes then you're no" and I've got it on repeat. so so so so so gay. I have no idea why I'm sharing this.

And I'M the sissy cuckold ?

[monosylab1k]

And I'M the sissy cuckold ?

You're damn right you are.

[Mr.ChugDynasty]

A line-up of...
Kidd
Terry
Howard
Nowitzki
Shaq

Could hang with anyone.
Few people really understand how much Dirk and Terry would benefit from having a guy like shaq in the paint. If Dallas makes this trade, and adds another wing who can score off the bench, they are right there with LA for best in the west.

[sribb43]

Craphouse and Dumpier for Shaq

[ElNono]

Shaq for Dampier would be a lateral move...

[dirk4mvp]

Antoine Wright for Manu would be a lateral move. Get it done.

[stretch]

Kidd/Barea
Terry/Carroll
Howard/Wright
Dirk/Bass
Shaq/Hollins

Not a bad lineup at all. They just need to find a guy that can consistently score points that plays the SG/SF position, and they should be fine. Shaq would really help open stuff up. Honestly, if they could get Matt Carroll to chip in 10 points a game like he was doing with the Bobcats, bombing a few 3s a game, which he should be able to get with Dirk, Shaq, and Howard running around, then Terry could come off the bench, and the team would be just fine. A lot of potential there...

[sribb43]

Hollins, Bass and Kidd are all FA's...I think Bass will walk as a team will offer him more PT and more $. No point in him staying here and playing behind Dirk bc he will never get more than 15-20 minutes a game

[SpuronyourFace]

yes make this happen. Shaq and Dirk compliment eachother perfectly

Wasn't Amare and Shaq suppose to do that for eachother?

Or Nash and Shaq?

I agree though, make this happen so we can watch it fail. No better yet I enjoy seeing Shaq becoming insignificant in the desert AND NOT getting what he wants.

[BUMP]

you guys are ing idiots. you had Shaq to the most uptempo, no defense team in basketball and of course he's gonna screw them up.

and since when has Dirk and Amare had the same game?

[stretch]

Wasn't Amare and Shaq suppose to do that for eachother?

Or Nash and Shaq?

Um, a lot of people felt it was a stupid trade for Phoenix, because of the reason that Shaq's style would not fit with Amare or Nash.

[stretch]

Hollins, Bass and Kidd are all FA's...I think Bass will walk as a team will offer him more PT and more $. No point in him staying here and playing behind Dirk bc he will never get more than 15-20 minutes a game

true...

still, a core of Dirk, Shaq, Howard, and Terry is quite nice and fits well together. Carlisle should have been developing Green more. I think with his style, he is perfect as a 6th man type of player.

[SpuronyourFace]

you guys are ing idiots. you had Shaq to the most uptempo, no defense team in basketball and of course he's gonna screw them up.

and since when has Dirk and Amare had the same game?

Uh, they are both scores(at least Amare tries to be) and they both don't play defense. Dirk's attempt at defense is comical. Amare just refuses.

[stretch]

Uh, they are both scores(at least Amare tries to be) and they both don't play defense. Dirk's attempt at defense is comical. Amare just refuses.

You can be a scorer in different ways you ing dumbass.

Guys like Shaq score in the post.

Guys like Ray allen score by bombing 3's and mid-range jumpers.

Guys like Lebron score by slashing and penetrating.

Guys like Amare score by getting set up and taking great passes from a great PG.

[BUMP]

You can be a scorer in different ways you ing dumbass.

Guys like Shaq score in the post.

Guys like Ray allen score by bombing 3's and mid-range jumpers.

Guys like Lebron score by slashing and penetrating.

Guys like Amare score by getting set up and taking great passes from a great PG.

thanks for explaining (or trying) to for him. i dont even think id have the patience.



Shaq and Ray Allen must be the same players because they are both scorers [/sarcasm]

[SpuronyourFace]

You can be a scorer in different ways you ing dumbass.

Guys like Shaq score in the post.

Guys like Ray allen score by bombing 3's and mid-range jumpers.

Guys like Lebron score by slashing and penetrating.

Guys like Amare score by getting set up and taking great passes from a great PG.

Fail.

Much like Shaq in Dallas will.

You mavs fans are getting your pussies wet from a hypothetical of Shaq's old ass ending up in Dallas.

Typical mav behavior.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

It would be a dream job for Shaq. He'd go to a franchise with an owner that doesn't mind wasting money, will be able to go over his coach's head the second he doesn't feel happy, and since he has rings and the Mavs don't, he'll be able to believe his own bull when he starts whining to the media that it's not his fault that they're losing.

He'd fit better with Dallas than he would with Gentry's Suns, but at this point in his career he's has a rapidly declining impact. If a team is even half way decent with the pick and roll any help he brings at the offensive end is practically negated by his inability to guard it.

[stretch]

Fail.

Much like Shaq in Dallas will.

You mavs fans are getting your pussies wet from a hypothetical of Shaq's old ass ending up in Dallas.

Typical mav behavior.

Great response. You showed me some great reasons as to why Shaq being in Dallas would not work, as opposed to Shaq in Phoenix.

[stretch]

great, the village face has arrived

[stretch]

Yes and stretch with his insightful comments of "fail" and other great comments like that is here.....you tell me why Shaq would be great for the Mavs...please.

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[Shank]

Yes and stretch with his insightful comments of "fail" and other great comments like that is here.....you tell me why Shaq would be great for the Mavs...please.

Is it hard to figure out that adding a low-post presence to a team that's been without one for 20 years would somehow be beneficial?

[angel_luv]

I thought you guys were referring to the country song: " I'm going through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas.

The last thing a sinking ship needs is to add Shaq to it.

[Shank]

I mean it will help, but not for Dallas. He killed the Suns and their run n gun O...if I am not mistaken Dallas runs that too. He would help with the lost post though.

What? You think the Mavs offense looks ANYTHING like what the Suns run? Seriously?