My day just got a whole lot better!!!

[BacktoBasics]

This old lady co-worker of mine comes into my office about 45 minutes ago and tells me that her customers are going to come in ing about this that and the other because she can hear them giving the guys in the back a bunch of over nothing. Of course, so what...all customers its embedded in the general public's DNA. So she tells me she's going to step out to avoid dealing with them and for me to call her when they leave. Yeah I love dealing with other people . Of course they come in to and I tell them she's not here blah blah blah and they finally leave after giving me a 10 minute ear full load of bull . I waited a little while and then called her to let her know her customers left.

No answer.

Then 5 minutes later she comes in and it turns out she was mugged at the corner store. They took her jewelry and phone before knocking her to the ground. She has a sore wrist .

Thats what you get . Don't leave your problems to other people. Anyway she's fine and didn't appreciate me letting her know she got what she deserved (hopefully King doesn't think I inserted a post trauma witty remark). God damn I feel better.

[JoeChalupa]

That's the ticket!!!!

[clambake]

i think there's something evil about "the corner store".

[JudynTX]

B2B, stop lying. You know you beat the crap out of her.

[dirk4mvp]

If there ever was a real life Tyler Durden, B2B is him.

[JoeChalupa]

Who is Tyler Durden?

[JoeChalupa]

Never mind.

[Mixability]

You throw carb cleaner at a SUV in traffic........ you get a ticket for DWB

You appreciate your co-worker getting mugged....................?

I'll check for your thread in a couple of weeks.........

[Taco's Troll]

If there ever was a real life Tyler Durden, B2B is him.

Who is Tyler Durden?

Never mind.

[desflood]

If there ever was a real life Tyler Durden, B2B is him.

Good call.

[DarkReign]

You throw carb cleaner at a SUV in traffic........ you get a ticket for DWB

You appreciate your co-worker getting mugged....................?

I'll check for your thread in a couple of weeks.........

Karma is a , aint it?

[koriwhat]

i found b2b's story quite funny... thanks for the laughs.

[mexicanjunior]

There is never anything good about being mugged...

[BacktoBasics]

There is never anything good about being mugged...

I would certainly disagree.

[mexicanjunior]

I would certainly disagree.

When it happens to a family member or loved one...you will understand.

[BacktoBasics]

When it happens to a family member or loved one...you will understand.

O'Rly . Does the le of this thread read "I am not a hypocrite".

No ing it would suck if it happened to a family member or friend. Guess what it didn't. It happened to a ing who shoved her problems onto me because she's too ing lazy to handle them herself. I'm glad she got mugged. I'm glad it scared the crap out of her and even more glad that they made off with some of her belongings. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to see a head get her own end of the stick. The very ing stick she's so willing poke everyone else with. Yippy ing Ya.

[mexicanjunior]

O'Rly . Does the le of this thread read "I am not a hypocrite".

No ing it would suck if it happened to a family member or friend. Guess what it didn't. It happened to a ing who shoved her problems onto me because she's too ing lazy to handle them herself. I'm glad she got mugged. I'm glad it scared the crap out of her and even more glad that they made off with some of her belongings. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to see a head get her own end of the stick. The very ing stick she's so willing poke everyone else with. Yippy ing Ya.

Ummm...Congrats?

[BacktoBasics]

Ummm...Congrats?

Thanks for coming around friend.

[Frenzy]

maybe it was the pissed off customers that mugged her... then it would have been a site to see.

[TDMVPDPOY]

did you tell here rule no.1 never mention fight club lmao

[baseline bum]

Great story!