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    A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

    Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

    Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

    Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

    But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

    Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

    Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

    "I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

    Thats awesome

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    Both Russians and Germans are cut from a different cloth.

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    that musta been doing some nagging.

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    Believe. byrdman31's Avatar
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    his wife is making him jump out the building already and hes only 22

    i blame it on the wife and not the alcohol tho

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    I won't stalk that wench

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    A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.

    Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.

    Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.

    Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.

    But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.

    Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.

    Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.

    "I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."

    Thats awesome

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    My Russian cat (Weh I lived in Russia) also jumoed from a 5 foot story building and was fine. I don't think it was drunk though.

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    his wife is making him jump out the building already and hes only 22

    i blame it on the wife and not the alcohol tho
    How many attempts will he survive before he's 50?

    Bets are open

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    Drunks are very bouncy and flexible.

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    Drunks are very bouncy and flexible.
    That's been my experience too.

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    Shutty.. Bukefal's Avatar
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    lol unbelievable, those russians drink a lot, unbelievable. no wonder all russian women are looking elsewhere to find a man. there are so much women in russia, for every man in russia there are 5 women, and those men there are, are all alcoholics.

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    Now that is a hard drinker. lol

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