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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Warning: These Product Labels May Cause You to Double Over With Laughter

    A Cell Phone Manual Warns: Don't Try to Dry Your Phone in a Microwave Oven

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    These were just the highlights. Entire story is at:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,515238,00.html

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    as stupid as they are they really are needed. just think of that dumb old lady that ordered the coffee at mcdonalds and sued them. the stupid girl in san antonio that used a can opener on her bottle of hair spray(this happened close to 10 years ago) near a gas stove and she caught on fire. there's a lot of stupid people out there.

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    DAMAGE INC. BruceBowenFan's Avatar
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    as stupid as they are they really are needed. just think of that dumb old lady that ordered the coffee at mcdonalds and sued them. the stupid girl in san antonio that used a can opener on her bottle of hair spray(this happened close to 10 years ago) near a gas stove and she caught on fire. there's a lot of stupid people out there.
    i agree.

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    its not so much that there are a lot of stupid people

    its more of a legal protection because some people hurt themselves on purpose just to get a lawsuit for big bucks

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    as stupid as they are they really are needed. just think of that dumb old lady that ordered the coffee at mcdonalds and sued them. the stupid girl in san antonio that used a can opener on her bottle of hair spray(this happened close to 10 years ago) near a gas stove and she caught on fire. there's a lot of stupid people out there.
    I know the attorney who won that Mickey D's case. His practice expanded rather nicely after winning that one.

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I know the attorney who won that Mickey D's case. His practice expanded rather nicely after winning that one.
    what was settlement?

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    Live by what you Speak. DarkReign's Avatar
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    as stupid as they are they really are needed. just think of that dumb old lady that ordered the coffee at mcdonalds and sued them. the stupid girl in san antonio that used a can opener on her bottle of hair spray(this happened close to 10 years ago) near a gas stove and she caught on fire. there's a lot of stupid people out there.
    Old saying I use often...

    Cant fix stupid.

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    in the mil

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    chode bloadin' chode_regulator's Avatar
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    According to internet it was originally in the millions, then reduced to well under a million, then settled out of court, which means less than the reduced amount

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