LOL Me too....but mine include their s
I have fantasies that go something like that. Except for the part.
LOL Me too....but mine include their s
s... all of you.
indeed
Who are you calling a ? I'm not the one who just invited an entire professional basketball team to perform oral sex on me.
Oh, don't do that.Okay, look, I have 10 minutes between Fabi and Jacques. Get in here, but be quick.
Well send me Fab when you're done. Don't wear him out please.....Oh, don't do that.
ewwww..... lmao... this somehow turned into a bukkake.
, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my in the mashed potatoes.
Heh from this one.
I think mashed taters would lose consistency while being made love to. after a few seconds it would just be a huge mess.
maybe if you put a hole in a watermelon, filled it with mashed taters, and commenced the fornication... then you'd have something.
My pants are wrinkled. I tried ironing them but nothing doing. I feel like a re ed kid wearing wrinkled pants.
Check the tag on the pants to see what they're made of, then use the high end of the heat they recommend. Use the high steam setting and then move the iron up the leg very slowly so the steam can get in there and relax those fibers.
I had the heat all the way up with the steam. Still nothing. The ing pants were fresh out of the dryer too. I think I have some sort of supernatural pants that enjoy being wrinkled.
Maybe it's my dryer, but unless I use fabric softener in the wash and dryer sheets, the legs on my pants and jeans get twisted.
I should've used those ing sheets.
Dammit
(ducks the hot iron thrown at him)
Or get some of this wonderful stuff. It's great for casual clothes you don't want to wear wrinkled, but don't need a perfect press. Just spray it on the dry clothes and shake it out and tah dah!! Looking decent
Looking decent is all I pray for.
(ducks the hot iron thrown at him)
That's actually pretty funny!!!!
Dude you know you got those wranglers with the sharp ass crease down the leg.
"ass crease"?
"wranglers"?
Dude, I don't want to know...
HA!
That makes me think of hot rodeo cowboys.
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