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Nice bro. FTM.
No, not a 3-way with Anne Hathaway & Heidi Klum. That's #2 on my ultimate wet dream list, and you'll see why in a second.
So I just changed jobs and now I work near Frisco, TX. I know there's a 24 HR Fitness near there with a basketball court, so today I decided to see how that one is compared to my regular spot in Murphy.
That was the greatest decision of my life, because as I walked into the b-ball court area, guess who was out there -
That's right es. Anthony Mutha in' Randolph. Ballin' like a beast out there.
I seriously almost squealed like a girl when I realized it was him. I got my phone, and as soon as the game was done (his team won 12-3, he had probably 8 points and 3 dunks) I walked over, said hi, and asked him to take the crappy phone pic above. I would have included myself, but I literally have never taken a picture with my current phone before and had no idea how to do self-portraits properly. I ed up like 3 of those, and I could tell he was getting a little impatient with me, so I just took the above pic of him by himself instead. But he was a real friendly dude, very gracious, and shook my hand afterwards.
Before the next game started, everyone was doing the little shootaround deal that always happens. I'm there shooting with him, and suddenly he asks me for the ball, of course I pass it to him, and perfectly in stride he does a windmill dunk. I swear I almost orgasmed.
What's funny is that I was probably the only guy there who knew who he was. Everybody else was like "Daaaamn what high school does he play at? He's gonna be a good college player!"
So I sign up to play, praying that somehow his team loses and he signs up to be on my team. But of course his team kicks the next team's ass and so my team's gotta go up against his.
Note: I swear this next part is completely true, scouts honor.
So it's basically 4 scrubs and Anthony on his team. We have what appears to be a pretty decent unit. Plus his guys have been playing I don't know how long, probably a pretty damn long time. But we jump out to a quick 6-2 lead, then move it up to 10-4. I had scored only once, missed a couple wide open shots, and I blew a layup big time because I knew Anthony was right behind me, and I'll admit it, I was scared that he was gonna swat my layup all the way out to the moon. He didn't have to because I blew it so bad it didn't even touch rim.
I had stayed fairly composed for the most part, but at that point playing next to a real life NBA player (and my biggest current man-crush at that) was getting to be too much for me. Anthony got a steal and was going up the court and I was the only guy on our team at that end of the court. I knew I was about to get teabagged by Anthony Mutha in' Randolph. But I was able to stand my ground somewhat and fouled him. He gave me the "good foul" hand slap and I nearly orgasmed again. Then the ball got checked, passed to Anthony, and he busted whoever was guarding him and dunked it.
We were up 10-6 at that point. I threw a horrible pass and they converted that turnover into a 2-pointer, then right away there was a steal and another 2 pointer. It was 10-10 and it was pretty much all my fault, if I had made a couple easy buckets we'd have already won, plus I screwed that pass up.
But next time down the court I got a wide open look for the 2 pointer and nailed it. monosylab1k: 12, Anthony Randolph: 10. yes.
This just goes to show that anything is possible. Dreams do come true. So Ghazi, we all know you dream of having Tyson Chandler ramrod your wife's meat glove. Keep on believin' pal, because my story goes to show that it can happen!
Last edited by monosylab1k; 04-28-2009 at 08:44 PM.
Nice bro. FTM.
Sweet brah.
I've seen him before when he was at LSU, but it obviously wasn't as orgasm inducing as this.
I wished you would've asked him if he would demand a trade to the Mavericks.
I played a pick up game with Shawn Kemp, but he was retired...but still cool.
Becareful with the knees and ankles....I had to give it up b/c of ankle fractures, finger fractures, muscle strains, and such. I never hurt the knees, so I'm thankful for that. I don't miss how I'd feel the next morning after 4 hours of non-stop basketball the day before.
played against him when he was at Woodrow. no joke. dude always looked like he was gonna cry, he dropped 28, but they only won by 5
Haha, wow. That would be very satisfying.
That's pretty tight fool.
Even I can't hate on that. Good story.
also, and I just looked him up to confirm, but apparently a former NFL & Arena Football player was on my team. A former Raider & Giant named Johnnie Harris. Dead serious.
here's his Philadelphia Soul page.
http://www.philadelphiasoul.com/team...l?player_id=28
Anne Hathaway?????
Really ????
He sure dont look happy in the picture.
" WTF "
LMAO LMAO LMAO son ... god bless you for that!
cool story by the way.
My first thoughts too.... Ouuuuuch
He was smiling in all the failed pics I took with me and him. I think the combination of me wasting his time with failed picture attempts and then taking a picture solo is what caused him to go with a more serious face.
son i don't know what it is but anne hathaway gives me a boner. I'll watch Brokeback Mountain just to see her s.
everyone's upcoming response: rofl yea right u watch brokeback for the butt sex.
son I forgot to ask in my above post .... I noticed that you said you almost orgasmed many different times. well did you ever finally get to explode?
Why does he look so sad?
have u watched him play that much? seriously, that's his "i'm playing basketball" face. He always looks like that.
I figured he'd cheer up with Don Nelson not around.
I did get to watch him when the Cavaliers played out there in January. Austin Carr was practically ing in his shorts every time he took a shot.
That's pretty cool, man.
see! that's just his face! i swear he was cool with me! a few more minutes together and he would have invited me to party with him and I coulda gotten some of his overflow pussy.
I was thinking about watching Brokeback Mountain the other day. It was on HBO, but I passed.
anne hathaway and the chick from dawson's creek both show their tata's. It's well worth it. Just look away at the gay sex parts.
I see your point with face. He has been watching Tmac to much.
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