Free Quattro Razor (19)

[CuckingFunt]

I don't let dorks in me.

Like you'd even notice at this point.

There has been a family of hobbits living in there for at least a year.

[ATRAIN]

i'm no trekkie either but those glasses are damn spiffy

Yes they are

Oh, I am a fan of dorkiness. I think that has been well established.

I was merely pointing out that the joke does in fact exist.

Oh ok, yeah I knew you were down with the dorkiness, I was just merely telling tw that it was ok if he was a trekkie.

[mrsmaalox]

LOL you let anything and everything inside of you........were not fooled lol.

Well you couldn't get in

[peewee's lovechild]

I might have to make a stop at Burger King.

[ATRAIN]

Like you'd even notice at this point.

There has been a family of hobbits living in there for at least a year.

Damn she swallowed the Shire?

[ATRAIN]

Well you couldn't get in

only cause I didnt have my scuba gear on

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn she swallowed the Shire?

Her vaj is a ring wraith.

Poor Frodo.

[ATRAIN]

I might have to make a stop at Burger King.

Yeah man for sure!!

[ATRAIN]

Her vaj is a ring wraith.

Poor Frodo.

One Vag to rule them all

[CuckingFunt]

Can you buy the Star Trek glasses without buying any actual food? If so, I may have to pick them up for a friend.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah man for sure!!

Do you have to buy a kid's meal to get those?

[peewee's lovechild]

One Vag to rule them all

One Vag to find them . . . And in the darkness BIND THEM.

[ATRAIN]

One Vag to find them . . . And in the darkness BIND THEM.

You aint joking when you talk about darkness. Sauron would be afraid to go into that vag.

[Silver21_Black20]

Well you couldn't get in

So he got an invite?

[ATRAIN]

So he got an invite?

It was an invite to dinner, although what I didnt know was that I was the main course and her vag was the only one eating.

[mrsmaalox]

So he got an invite?

No. He didn't get in because it is by invitation only

[mrsmaalox]

It was an invite to dinner, although what I didnt know was that I was the main course and her vag was the only one eating.

Jackass!!

[ATRAIN]

Do you have to buy a kid's meal to get those?

I doubt it, you prob have to buy something though. Hey TW are they glass or plastic?

[CuckingFunt]

I doubt it, you prob have to buy something though. Hey TW are they glass or plastic?

Just saw a commercial for them. They're glass and $1.99 each with the purchase of a value meal.

[Silver21_Black20]

No. He didn't get in because it is by invitation only

That's not what I've heard.

[Trainwreck2100]

I doubt it, you prob have to buy something though. Hey TW are they glass or plastic?

1.99 each w/ the purchase of a meal or 6.99 for the set, also w/ the purchase of a meal

[ATRAIN]

Just saw a commercial for them. They're glass and $1.99 each with the purchase of a value meal.

1.99 each w/ the purchase of a meal or 6.99 for the set, also w/ the purchase of a meal

Guess im gonna eat at BK some time this week.

[ATRAIN]

That's not what I've heard.

Can we change the subject ..........I still have nightmares!!!

[mrsmaalox]

Can we change the subject ..........I still have nightmares!!!

Liar! You told me they were erotic dreams

[ATRAIN]

Liar! You told me they were erotic dreams

They go something like this.

Imagine Freddy Krueger but instead of a burnt man its a burnt vag with claws and it waits for me to fall asleep so it can eat me. Also you cant stare at it cause its pubes are snakes like medusa and it will turn you into stone, then use your stone body as a dildo.


1, 2 Maalox's Vag is coming for you

3. 4 Better Lock your door