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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    1.99 each w/ the purchase of a meal or 6.99 for the set, also w/ the purchase of a meal
    I'm buying the set!!
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    They go something like this.

    Imagine Freddy Krueger but instead of a burnt man its a burnt vag with claws and it waits for me to fall asleep so it can eat me. Also you cant stare at it cause its pubes are snakes like medusa and it will turn you into stone, then use your stone body as a dildo.


    1, 2 Maalox's Vag is coming for you

    3. 4 Better Lock your door
    We should make a movie!
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    What the is this ?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I just realized that I am moving in two weeks and I will have the place to myself for the first time. I have always had roommates. No more roommates, woohoo! I think I'll start parading around the house naked.
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    I just realized that I am moving in two weeks and I will have the place to myself for the first time. I have always had roommates. No more roommates, woohoo! I think I'll start parading around the house naked.
    Easily one of the best things about not having roommates.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Easily one of the best things about not having roommates.
    I think I am going to like it a lot. Now if I could just get my packed ... I HATE packing! Plus it forces me to deal with my packrat tendencies and throw a bunch of out. Which will be a good thing in the end but is still a daunting task that I am not looking forward to.
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    I think I am going to like it a lot. Now if I could just get my packed ... I HATE packing! Plus it forces me to deal with my packrat tendencies and throw a bunch of out. Which will be a good thing in the end but is still a daunting task that I am not looking forward to.
    I got rid of a ton of stuff when I moved and it was a really good feeling. Pain in the ass when I was doing it, but I'm happy I did.

    In fact, while moving and packing is a pain in the ass, especially if I end up going across the country, I'm actually looking forward to doing it again in a year or so specifically so I can have another purge session. I don't think I'll ever stop being a packrat, nor do I feel a particular need to do so, but the fact that I didn't die from the stuff I got rid of last time has made me aware of how much more I can eliminate. I wouldn't be surprised if half of the boxes I thought important enough to put in storage two years ago end up going directly to a thrift store when I finally deal with all of that junk.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    That's peewee's ex-chick
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    That's peewee's ex-chick
    I wouldn't think peewee could hold his breath long enough to bang Ursula.
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    I wouldn't think peewee could hold his breath long enough to bang Ursula.
    No I don't think Ursula could hold her breath that long to bang him
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Ursula was overrated.

    It was like ing a sack of dirt.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    That's peewee's ex-chick
    No I just had to look up that pic because she looks just like the receptionist at my kids' dentist office. Yesterday when we were there I eavesdropped on a phone coversation
    she had where she was apparently explaining her lack of dates. She said it was because men are too intimidated by a smart woman like her. I know it was mean, but I almost choked!
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Oh, except the hair is black with gold tips
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    somebody who is close to Bruce Bowen's salon go there...hurry and go up to the receptionist and say "chocolate pudding" for me. I'll get a free hair cut. Thanks.
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    somebody who is close to Bruce Bowen's salon go there...hurry and go up to the receptionist and say "chocolate pudding" for me. I'll get a free hair cut. Thanks.
    Explain please.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    somebody who is close to Bruce Bowen's salon go there...hurry and go up to the receptionist and say "chocolate pudding" for me. I'll get a free hair cut. Thanks.
    If I do it, can I get a hair cut too?
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    If you have Twitter, follow Bruce Bowen, he is constantly giving away free services from his wife's salon.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    If I do it, can I get a hair cut too?
    Screw asslee, go get the haircut for yourself.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Aha, too late for all you suckas.

    http://twitpic.com/4nyvf
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Hahahaha, Asslee.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Good, because I'm no where near there and I don't need a cut anyway!!
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    I'm following him on twitter, and he was like "A humid day..sure sounds like a good day for a haircut...so if you know the answer to this and come to salon you get one...What was the only thing that Charlotte ate in Mexico in the Sex and The City movie?"

    There's no way I can get over in enough time for it not to look suspect....
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Aha, too late for all you suckas.

    http://twitpic.com/4nyvf
    Is that his wife?

    She looks eerily familiar to a porn star I used to check out.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    damn. Nevermind. Someone won it.
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