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I have a friend who's like this every year. This last Saturday he asked me for the 400th time what did I want to do for his birthday. Then got mad when I told him, "nothing, it'll be like any other day for me."
Conceited narcissists who care about their own birthdays.
Or conceited narcissists who care that you don't care about their birthdays. I don't give a about my own, forgive me for caring even less about yours.
I have a friend who's like this every year. This last Saturday he asked me for the 400th time what did I want to do for his birthday. Then got mad when I told him, "nothing, it'll be like any other day for me."
When cars ride adjacent to each other on the highway. I hate being stuck behind the dynamic duo of the 80-year-old and the trucker who both feel like doing 50 on a two-lane highway.
Onions.
People who try to cut into a turn line. Don't act like you haven't seen this pileup of cars with their blinkers on for a mile.
Coworkers who insist on telling you stories that don't contain a point, moral, or any involvement on your part.
Early mornings.
The Lakers (and to a lesser extent, the Mavericks).
People who call you up "just to chat".
Jogging (or is it...yogging? It might be a soft j).
Add to this conceited narcissists who care so much about their own birthday that they can't fathom the idea that I don't care about mine. No, I don't want to do anything for my birthday. No, I don't want to start planning birthday madness a month in advance. But, yes, we can still go out to dinner for yours.
People who say, "I don't like seafood." WTF is that ? First off, there's enough variety in the taste/types of seafood that you might as well say, "I don't like land food." You can't just write off any and all foods from the sea, for no other reason than that it's lived underwater. Second, if you "don't like seafood" it's because you're a picky to begin with who's never had the pleasure of trying a good piece of fish or crustacean.
You got it right. Ricers. Modded piece of honda's, generally a decade old with primer pieces on various parts on the car that look like they where mounted with coat hangers. Almost guaranteed to have a coffee can muffler on the back so it sounds like my lawn mower.
Image Verifications on Forum Registrations that you have to stare at for 5 minutes to figure out wtf each character is.
Not only are we going to stack an H on the E and invert them at 30* angles, but we will throw all the colors of the rainbow in there as well to really help you out.
+1.
I pass on the shoulder (in my car, not the big chip truck). This pisses me off. Especially when 2 idiots are putzing along minding their own business in the right lane and I go to pass on the left. Invariably, the idiot behind will pull out to "pass" the idiot he's been following for the last 5 miles and get next to said idiot, and decide he didn't want to pass in the first place.
haha never thought about that before. Good point
People who walk their dog, watch it in a neighbor's yard (or any public place for that matter), stare at the large pile of , shrug, and walk away. I want to take that pile of and shove it down their throat.
Old men who wear diapers, dirty them, and then shove them under the toliet. Seriously? You couldn't throw the mother er away?
Women who have make-up tatoos.
Passive aggressive females. Just be aggressive and don't cloak your intentions, thanks.
People who ask couples, "Why don't you have kids yet?"
Women who about their husbands 24/7. My marriage is awesome. I have no complaints. If you married the wrong guy, I'm not going to listen to you whine about it, if you aren't willing to do something about it.
People who use the word "prolly" instead of probably.
Licking wooden popsicle sticks.
My wife has a standard answer for that question.
"Because we can't kennel them when we go on vacation."
+1 When it comes to asshole behavior it doesn't get much worse than leaving feces for someone else to clean up.
On the flipside though, I always clean up after my dog. Always. And sometimes (rarely, but it's happened to me more than 5-10 times), as I've been cleaning it up I've had people stare at me from their garage, yard or window like I just commited some mortal ing sin by letting my dog in their yard in the first place. I mean, I'm cleaning it up head! What, did you want me to cup my hands under my dog's asshole so your lawn didn't have to suffer the indignity of having on it for the two seconds between when my dog pinched it out and I bagged it up? I've always felt like taking that freshly soiled bag of , lighting it on fire, and chucking it on their front porch.
I'm with on this one, but the only thing I hate is modded LOUD ASS Exhaust pipe that s the whole balance of the universe up. I don't really care if there car looks like a scrap heap.
You married the right chick.
Ditto to all of these.
And you can add people who ask single women (read: me) why I haven't "been able" to get married yet.
As well as friends/acquaintances who ask why I'm single and then about their relationships. THAT is why the I'm single, brain trust.
you know what really grinds my gears is how easy on manu ginobili kori and timvp are, i mean we all know foreign fans run the forum and the admins have to give into them for globalization purposes but
timvp has given me some alternate takes and said if we didnt win this year he'd clown on church of manu, still waiting for that one
the bottom line is if manu were a black american from stairtown illinois he would be the laughing stock of this forum
also what really grinds my gears is living in austin and san antonio for some years, the higher income, white, conservative, pro-war population is always for tollroads by a great majority, nobody has been able to explain the reason behind this, besides posting the factual demographics of north north san antonio
ringtone rap, do that stanky leg, a bayBAY, etc...
when cops talk to you like theyre much smarter than you and bank on you contradicting yourself and/or confessing to a crime, thinking that you'll fall for, -we'll tell the judge to go easy on you, -if you dont have anything to hide just let us have a look through, -when was the last time you arrested for dui?
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They are the majority in my department.
These posts were a nice reminder that I'm going to spend next weekend with extended family. yay.
Speaking of highway annoyances, there's that moron who can't decide which speed to go... passing you then getting passed by you over and over for an hour, usually passing you when you need to move over to pass another car and usually slowing down while you're behind him passing another car.
Not everybody has cruise control, I get it, but figure out your speed and stay on it.
Also, cable news networks.
The worst is the slow driver who suddenly gets butthurt after you pass them, and then speeds up so he can tailgate you the rest of the way. Those are the times I'd sell my soul for the Batmobile.
Only one thing on this planet bothers me...
People who start clapping during or after a movie. This isn't Broadway jackass, the actors can't ing hear you.
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