Free Quattro Razor (19)

[ATRAIN]

I thought the motorboating was something only she and I shared.

Now I feel cheap.

those things gave me a concussion

[Dr. Gonzo]

I like how my comment about peewee getting melmart pregnant was ignored by them both.

[peewee's lovechild]

those things gave me a concussion

I think she had them filled with concrete at one point.

She broke my nose when she performed her infamous burlesque breast weave.

[ATRAIN]

I think she had them filled with concrete at one point.

She broke my nose when she performed her infamous burlesque breast weave.

your lucky you walked away with just a broken nose. I had my jaw locked for weeks.

[Melmart1]

your lucky you walked away with just a broken nose. I had my jaw locked for weeks.

Damn, your coworkers must have been rejoicing.

[ShoogarBear]

Mel has a Twitter account?

Gad.

[ATRAIN]

Damn, your coworkers must have been rejoicing.

You make it seem like I actually talk to my coworkers. You know I hate them, we talked about this the other day.

[Melmart1]

Mel has a Twitter account?

Gad.

Where the have you been?

[angel_luv]

This just in- World's Oldest Dog Turns 21
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05062009...ner_167831.htm

[ShoogarBear]

Where the have you been?

If you took the "w" out of your account, I'd subscribe!

[Melmart1]

Mmm, carnita tacos are goooood.

[ashbeeigh]

, my co-workers are lazy asses. One of these days I am going to go to Chicago and kick their asses.

[peewee's lovechild]

, my co-workers are lazy asses. One of these days I am going to go to Chicago and kick their asses.

Says the co-worker who is currently wasting her time posting on an internet forum.

[Melmart1]

If you took the "w" out of your account, I'd subscribe!

I am ashamed to admit I didn't get this at first. There will be no Melmart1 -ter account. Sorry.

[florige]

Says the co-worker who is currently wasting her time posting on an internet forum.

I think Ash is quality multi-tasker.

[ashbeeigh]

I think Ash is quality multi-tasker.

I'm actually waiting for a response on the sale of a house at the moment.

[ashbeeigh]

I am ashamed to admit I didn't get this at first. There will be no Melmart1 -ter account. Sorry.

I had to read what you wrote to get it.

[peewee's lovechild]

"To the winch, wench!"

[TheQuattro]

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[CuckingFunt]

Mmm, carnita tacos are goooood.

Lucky brat. I hate that I live in the land of sucky carnitas.

I could, of course, shut up and make my own, but... so lazy.

[CuckingFunt]

I am ashamed to admit I didn't get this at first. There will be no Melmart1 -ter account. Sorry.

I hope not.

I wouldn't feel special anymore.

[CuckingFunt]

I am roughly two hours away from having to give a 20-minute presentation that is singularly responsible for 20% of my final grade.

I am less than thrilled about this fact.

[Spur-Addict]

In my experiences, picturing people naked doesn't work. It sort of serves as a distraction from my actual presentation, then I have regain composure etc. Nothing sucks more than having to regain your position mid presentation and there's a silence of death in the air.

"So the basis of my ontological claim is that....(Damn Jessica has some big ol ties).......Um, One second here"

[CuckingFunt]

I never understood that as a strategy. Being watched by a group of people just chilling in their skivvies would be hugely awkward and uncomfortable.

[Spur-Addict]

Printing out main points of emphasis for the audience always works if what you are presenting is well ordered. I'm not sure if you just get up there and read, but that usually gets more questions than are needed.