saw this last week, awesome stuff.![]()
saw this last week, awesome stuff.![]()
Mental note: don't tell ANYONE I know about this site.
Would be even better if you could search by area code.
Some of these make me laugh...others not so much. And I agree with you CF.
214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom
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oh ...paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury![]()
Last edited by SpursWoman; 05-06-2009 at 03:17 PM.
That one got me, too!214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom![]()
Anyone go on fmylife.com ? It's kinda the same thing
Yeah... That one doesn't really do it for me. Most of them just sound made up.
This is what better. What Spurminator said.
I had to steal that one. lolWhy. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
(312): You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
(330): so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i wanna shake that man's hand.
she must have the aids or the stench.
Ew, the fingers from his hand were inside her!
lol @ "bummer"
I've been laughing non-stop for 5 minutes. That place is SO many different kinds of wrong.
(505): You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
(720): Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days(318): i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy![]()
I lold and fell of the couch.![]()
(603): That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim![]()
(707): I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
(508): For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
(815): Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
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(248): Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...![]()
(731): I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
(601): Talk to you next week
(810): When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
(1-810): that probably didn't help your case.
(908): Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge ?
(617) Remember that time you hooked up with him?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury![]()
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