If you needed a way to make sure the Lakers didn't get blown out of the series, you couldn't ask for a better tool (pun intended) than Joey "The Fixer" Crawford. I only mention it here because that fat little bas has been a thorn in the Spurs' collective asses for so long. Stern never should have allowed him back on a court, and he needs to get rid of him over the summer.
This game played out the way so many Spurs games have, when Joey was on the floor. The refs totally let the game get out of hand. I know they called fouls both ways, but the Lakers got exactly what they wanted out of it. I'm no big Rockets fan, but as a Spurs fan I know exactly what they must feel like tonight.
Lamar Scrotum started taunting Scola and followed him around the court, getting in his face and mouthing at him. A couple of plays later it starts again, and Scola finally talked back. Double te als - but Scrotum was smiling like the cat that ate the canary.
A couple of plays later, Derek Fisher threw an elbow to Scola's head and dropped Scola to the floor. It looked like the elbow Kevin Willis threw when he was here, that got him suspended for a game. It was an extremely hard shot, very intentional, and connected above the shoulders. If Fisher is playing next game, the league can kiss any credibility goodbye.
A short time later, Kobe threw an elbow to Ron Artest's throat under the basket. It looked exactly like the elbows he is famous for, that have gotten him suspended a couple of times. Artest took exception, but didn't throw a punch or anything. But Artest wound up getting kicked out of the game, which pretty much doomed the Rockets.
Now the Lakers can go into Game 3 as "the more physical team", and with the series tied 1-1, instead of possibly down 2-0. Plus, Artest will be on double secret probation, and I'm sure he will be drawing whistles for looking at any Laker player.
Like I said, if you want to a basketball game - and maybe a whole series - the first place to look is Joey ing Crawford.
At least nobody laughed.