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  1. #876
    Believe. redraiderinfiji's Avatar
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    check out this situation.......does this happen to you BLEED?

    Bleed is a 35 year old man.....

    He is sitting in Poli Sci 101......

    low and behold he does not have a pencil or a pen.....

    so he asks the guy sitting next to him......

    "Hey can I borrow a pencil?".....

    The student politely gives bleed a pencil and says "no problem".....

    about half an hour into the class bleed leans over and asks the student another question.............

    "what do you think about this class?"

    The student responds with........."this is my first class at utsa"

    Bleed quickly says...."yeah me too!"

    Bleed then asks...."Where do you live?"

    The student responds with " In the dormitory closest to this building. You know it?"

    Bleed says "Yeah I live there too!"

    The student then looks at bleed in amazement......"You live there?" asks the student

    "Yeah!" says bleed

    "How old are you" asks Bleed's class neighbor

    "Uh.....................35". murmurs bleed

    "Your 35 and living in the dorm? asks the student

    "How old are you?" asks bleed

    "I'm only 17. I enrolled early".

    Bleed then says "I can buy you beer if you want to hang out"?

    "Naw, no thanks"

    LOL

    35 years old and in college, living in the dorm, trying to hang out & buy beer for a fellow student who is half your f-ing age.....

    dont buy beer for kids




    bleed just accept your shortcomings
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  2. #877
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I like watching a good smackdown like anyone else, but even angel_luv thinks this smack is weak.
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    lol
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  4. #879
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Cruised into a commuter school on the shore
    Her picture graced the grime on the door
    She a long lost love at first bite
    keller, maybe you're wrong, but lebomb thinks it's all right
    That's right

    (That, that)
    (That, that)

    At the birdcage they're having the time
    Of their lives until del cid keller say
    Forgive me if I seem out of line
    Then she whipped out her gun
    And tried to blow tonlylongoriafan away

    (That, that) Del looks like a lady
    (That, that) Del looks like a lady
    (That, that) Del looks like a lady
    (That, that) Del looks like a lady

    lebomb wants to follow you down
    Let lebomb take a peek del
    lebomb wants to follow you down
    Do del, do del, do del all night

    Ooh what a y lady
    bleedob like it, like it, like it, like that,
    Ooh he is a lady

    (That, that) Del looks like a lady
    (That, that) Del looks like a lady
    (That, that) Del looks like a lady
    (That, that) Del looks like a lady
    (That, that) Del looks like a lady
    (That, that) Del looks like a lady
    (That, that) Del looks like a lady
    (That, that) Del looks like a lady

    Del, del, del, del looks like a lady
    Del, del, del, del looks like a lady
    Del, del, del, del looks like a lady
    Del, del, del, del looks like a lady

    (That that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow
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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Hey freaks, shake it loose together
    The fleshlight's hitting something
    Theyve been known to use it together
    We'll kill the fatted Mexican tonight
    So stick around
    You're gonna hear electric music
    Solid walls of sound

    Say, lebomb and bleedob, have you seen them yet
    But they're so spaced out, Benjarvus and the s
    Oh but they're weird and they're freaks
    Oh Benjarvus he's really keen
    he's got choderunner boots, a pubehair suit
    You know I read it in a magazine
    B-b-b-benjarvus and the s
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    Agent Wonderbread j-6's Avatar
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    lol fleshlight
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  7. #882
    Lot of Internet Tough Guys posting here.

    Yeah and we all represent UTSA! Any one of these 5 show up to a football game and I'll .

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    BOOMER SOONER!!!!!!! pkbpkb81's Avatar
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    Yeah and we all represent UTSA! Any one of these 5 show up to a football game and I'll .

    why would anyone go to a utsa football game when we all support real teams
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    lol
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  10. #885
    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    A FERRY is a boat

    why would anyone go to a utsa football game when we all support real teams
    rofl and why would we want to wait until 2012 to watch a football game?




    these utsa fans are making me side with boomer sooner and the yosemite sams
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    I got to page 15 and my sides are hurting from laughing.
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    Believe. redraiderinfiji's Avatar
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    just wanna remind people who post in here a great example of astu students......

    classic!

    http://www.ksat.com/video/14579038/index.html?taf=ant
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    noe ruizfrom the choadrunners forum....i could not copy the quote because kori shut it down the thread......

    but even a astu fan said this.....

    you pussy i go to utsa and even if i dident i will go into any form i want
    you little ing get
    you act like a and this place up for everyone.
    you are really ing tuff on the internet telling me where i can and cant go but in real life your a 35 year old fresman that even the other utsa people ing hate

    Do astu students not take ing English 101....

    This guy writes just as bad as bleed!
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  14. #889
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    lol


    your a 35 year old freshman that even the other utsa people ing hate
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    lol
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  16. #891
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    i don't have any problem with anyone in here most of the you guys say is funny but i cant stand bleed and lebomb
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    lol
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    Not Koolaid_Man Homeland Security's Avatar
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    does bleed know about the kfc bowls yet?
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    lol
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  20. #895
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    lol, noeruizinkorea
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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Young , there's a need to feel down.
    I said, young , just kick yourself to the ground.
    I said, young , just 'cause you're in a gay school
    There's no need to be so gy.

    Young , there's a place you can go.
    I said, young , when you're dumb and you're slow.
    You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
    Many ways to have a gay time.

    It's fun to lol at the u-t-s-a.
    It's fun to lol at the u-t-s-a.

    They have everything for you s to enjoy,
    You can lick assholes with all your boys ...

    It's fun to lol at the u-t-s-a.
    It's fun to lol at the u-t-s-a.

    You can get your ass licked, you can have a chode meal,
    You can do whatever you feel ...
    Young , it sucks to be in your shoes.
    I said, young , you are down with some spew.
    I said no cares that you are alive.

    You felt your ass was so tight ...
    That's when someone came up to you,
    And said, young , take a walk up the street.
    There's a place there called the u.t.s.a.
    They can butt fock you and or you can suck on it your own way.

    It's fun to lol at the u-t-s-a.
    It's fun to lol at the u-t-s-a.
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  22. #897
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    lol bjot
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  23. #898
    Come on stretch. At least Blake is being semi-entertaining with his parodies. Put a little effort into it!
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  24. #899
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    lol idiots
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    lol
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