Free Quattro Razor (19)

[Silver21_Black20]

HA! I surpassed maalox on Majongg.

[ashbeeigh]

haha. I think I just overstepped a professional boundary, in an e-mail, by calling a co-worker "mi amor." I hope I don't get accused of harassment. I was just trying to be nice.

[ORION]

haha. I think I just overstepped a professional boundary, in an e-mail, by calling a co-worker "mi amor." I hope I don't get accused of harassment. I was just trying to be nice.

The FBI refers to this as iRape

[Blake]

haha. I think I just overstepped a professional boundary, in an e-mail, by calling a co-worker "mi amor." I hope I don't get accused of harassment. I was just trying to be nice.

you gotta be kidding.

you just told the guy "please sex me"

[ashbeeigh]

you gotta be kidding.

you just told the guy "please sex me"

It was a chick, actually.

[Holt's Cat]

It was a chick, actually.

How big are your ties?

[Holt's Cat]

I mean, roughly....

[ashbeeigh]

I mean, roughly....

How big of an ass are you...I mean, roughly?

[Holt's Cat]

purrrr....how big is your ass too?

[Blake]

It was a chick, actually.

you just told the chick, "please sex me"

[ashbeeigh]

you just told the chick, "please sex me"

Pretty sure I didn't. It was a term of endearment..as in "Thanks, love." I'm pretty sure I know how to say "please sex me" in Spanish. I have a degree in it and have been speaking it since I was 13. Don't try to fool me Blake!

[samikeyp]

So then Ashbeeigh's not trying to sex up another girl?

Dammit!!!


There goes that fantasy!

[florige]

So then Ashbeeigh's not trying to sex up another girl?

Dammit!!!


There goes that fantasy!

Ash is a christian girl Mikey. She doesn't do things like that.

[samikeyp]

What about "Love thy Neighbor"? If she is next door or in the next cubicle?

[florige]

What about "Love thy Neighbor"? If she is next door or in the next cubicle?

Yeah that is okay. lol

[SpursStalker]

Pretty sure I didn't. It was a term of endearment..as in "Thanks, love." I'm pretty sure I know how to say "please sex me" in Spanish. I have a degree in it and have been speaking it since I was 13. Don't try to fool me Blake!

You have a degree in sexing people in spanish?

[ORION]

Well fellas... Half day today because my company is taking us to the river for free beer and BBQ. I bought some new swim trunks for the occasion. They are white and mostly see through.

[florige]

Well fellas... Half day today because my company is taking us to the river for free beer and BBQ. I bought some new swim trunks for the occasion. They are white and mostly see through.

Is your job hiring?

[Summers]

Well fellas... Half day today because my company is taking us to the river for free beer and BBQ.

Nice!

I bought some new swim trunks for the occasion. They are white and mostly see through.

Ew!

[Summers]

You have a degree in sexing people in spanish?

This made me think of that corny SNL skit with Antonio Banderas taking off his clothes and his sidekicks saying, "No, it's too sexy!!" Alas, I couldn't find a clip of this.

[ashbeeigh]

What about "Love thy Neighbor"? If she is next door or in the next cubicle?

Two offices over. But there's an invisible line between our offices that I dare not cross. Her boss is the office manager that I talked about in the "loud ass co-workers" thread.

[Blake]

Pretty sure I didn't. It was a term of endearment..as in "Thanks, love." I'm pretty sure I know how to say "please sex me" in Spanish. I have a degree in it and have been speaking it since I was 13. Don't try to fool me Blake!

but you're not 100% sure, are you......

if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing career wise with your Spanish degree?

[ashbeeigh]

This made me think of that corny SNL skit with Antonio Banderas taking off his clothes and his sidekicks saying, "No, it's too sexy!!" Alas, I couldn't find a clip of this.

What? An SNL clip that isn't on Hulu? I watched digital short clips for almost two days straight a few months ago....yeah. I have no life.

[Blake]

You have a degree in sexing people in spanish?

they obviously don't offer that degree at UTSA or else tonylongoriafan wouldn't need to drive 5 hours to get with a chick that's already got a live-in boyfriend.

[SpursStalker]

This made me think of that corny SNL skit with Antonio Banderas taking off his clothes and his sidekicks saying, "No, it's too sexy!!" Alas, I couldn't find a clip of this.

When you find it ... post it