Free Quattro Razor (19)

[ashbeeigh]

if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing career wise with your Spanish degree?

Not a of a lot with it directly. It's helped me keep this job..I work with people in the Valley that speak absolutely no English and some people in Houston that are more comfortable speaking Spanish. I still have to ask about some things, but all in all I'm doing well with it.

[SpursStalker]

they obviously don't offer that degree at UTSA or else tonylongoriafan wouldn't need to drive 5 hours to get with a chick that's already got a live-in boyfriend.

Yer a bad boy Blake!!!

[Blake]

This made me think of that corny SNL skit with Antonio Banderas taking off his clothes and his sidekicks saying, "No, it's too sexy!!" Alas, I couldn't find a clip of this.

I got the best of Chris Kattan on SNL for $5 at walmart and it's one of the better "best of's" out there.

[ORION]

Is your job hiring?

I believe we are.

[ashbeeigh]

I don't quite know how I feel about people who follow me on twitter based on one tweet that just happens to have one of their keywords in it..like "giveaway" or "progressive" or "God." I don't need 5,000,000 followers.

[florige]

I believe we are.

Hook me up then !

[mrsmaalox]

Well fellas... Half day today because my company is taking us to the river for free beer and BBQ. I bought some new swim trunks for the occasion. They are white and mostly see through.

Pics please.

[ORION]

Hook me up then !

Good thing a black dude didn't see you post that...we do have a distribution center in Baltimore.

[ORION]

Pics please.

Of the ladies ?! Of course ! Bikinis galore. Actually I got blue ones because I lost a lot of inches around my waist and my old ones kept sliding off in the pool.

[ashbeeigh]

Pics please.

Eww! Of the white swim trunks?

[mrsmaalox]

Eww! Of the white swim trunks?

Of ORION in swim trunks. I don't care what color they are.

[samikeyp]

Two offices over. But there's an invisible line between our offices that I dare not cross. Her boss is the office manager that I talked about in the "loud ass co-workers" thread.

Good point.

[ORION]

Of ORION in swim trunks. I don't care what color they are.

I could be 6'2" 350lbs.

[Summers]

I could be 6'2" 350lbs.

Yeah, I was gonna say...

[ORION]

Yeah, I was gonna say...

However I am not 350

[Summers]

However I am not 350

Well, then post some pics, .

[mrsmaalox]

I could be 6'2" 350lbs.

So what? I'm sure it's not the worst thing I've seen on the ninnernet (that's what my daughter used to call it).

[ORION]

Well, then post some pics, .

I don't take pictures of myself that's crazy.

[mrsmaalox]

I don't take pictures of myself that's crazy.

Wuss.

[ORION]

Wuss.

I'm not that vain. If they had a basketball GTG then I'm sure they would take pictures. I wish they did because I have some anger to get out.

[ORION]

Shhh Fade to Black is playing...

[ashbeeigh]

Good point.

I've been "eavesdropping a tad today (i.e. not listening to music on full blast) and word on the street is that they need a "success" story. Like someone's house they've saved. They haven't come to me for help. They've asked for my boss's help though..who is never in the office...wtf? It's fantastic. I'm holding out until I hear crying. Then, I'll bring them a stack of about 50 cases and say "Here...these are the people we've gotten modifications. You could have asked me for help at 10 am and you wouldn't have had this problem."

[samikeyp]

I've been "eavesdropping a tad today (i.e. not listening to music on full blast) and word on the street is that they need a "success" story. Like someone's house they've saved. They haven't come to me for help. They've asked for my boss's help though..who is never in the office...wtf? It's fantastic. I'm holding out until I hear crying. Then, I'll bring them a stack of about 50 cases and say "Here...these are the people we've gotten modifications. You could have asked me for help at 10 am and you wouldn't have had this problem."

Good stuff.

[ORION]

I've been "eavesdropping a tad today (i.e. not listening to music on full blast) and word on the street is that they need a "success" story. Like someone's house they've saved. They haven't come to me for help. They've asked for my boss's help though..who is never in the office...wtf? It's fantastic. I'm holding out until I hear crying. Then, I'll bring them a stack of about 50 cases and say "Here...these are the people we've gotten modifications. You could have asked me for help at 10 am and you wouldn't have had this problem."

What a team player

[mrsmaalox]

I'm not that vain. If they had a basketball GTG then I'm sure they would take pictures. I wish they did because I have some anger to get out.

Okay whatever. It doesn't really matter to me anyway. I just wanted to play the pic request angle like the guys do. And it did nothing for me.

I have bball anger myself. My son made the school's JV summer league team. The season was supposed to start yesterday but was postponed because the district's athletic director decided that there should be no summer league activities until it's actually summer. All the school districts participate, but ours had to screw it up for everyone.