Official UTSA sucks chodes thread

[dirk4mvp]

lol keller

[tonylongoriafan]

LOL guest choading the 5

[Blake]

Hey, ties are ties. I never met a pair I didn't like. You should see your mama's nasty floppy s. I still put those s in my mouth.

so you like fat men's ties. got it.

[Blake]

i am a man, with a penis, that prefers to insert said penis in vagina.

and you have to drive 5 hours to hit on a chick with kids and a boyfriend, and even then there's no guarantee you'll get some.

you may as well not have a penis.

[Blake]

Honestly, I love to lick ass holes.

classic.



lol lebomb

[Blake]

Lots of tough guys here

not including you

[dirk4mvp]

lol ever thinking the 5 was a clever pun.

[dirk4mvp]

UTSA SUCKS!

[Blake]

Man what a come back...

man what an idiot.

[Blake]

UTSA SUCKS!

lol

[Blake]

utsa idiot rankings 5-22-09:

5. bleedob: moved down after a quiet day
4. lebomb: for loling something lame

these were tough to rank:

3. benjarvusot otron: just did not get in enough idiot posts today

2. tonylongoriafan: does not realize that repeating choadie chode over and over is unfunny and his consistent inability to get with a chick that lives in the same area code made it hard not to put him at #1....

1. del bandit: talked about shooting sticky stuff on guys faces.

[Blake]

Yeah UTSA BLOWS HARD! I have nothing better to do than sit on this thread and bash a school and LOL. YAWN!

nice effort, but sorry, your idiot position of #3 has already been set for the day.

[dirk4mvp]

lol lebomb can't spell athlete.

[redraiderinfiji]

Guess who's back es. I know yall missed me. Blake you seemed to be a little bit confused. Let me give you a crash course in anatomy. You pay attention to PkbPkb81 and Guest. You see vaginas can only be found on the female body. It's where babies come out of. The things you guys put in your mouths is called a penis. Sound it out with me now P-E-N-I-S. It to is instrumental in the baby making process because it is where semen comes out of. That's the white sticky substance that I shoot on your face which makes your eye lids close shut. I hope this post has been informative. Just to warn you, there will be a pop quiz next time I see you guys. Winner gets to nibble my balls. Bye Bye!

classic

Classic? If I remember correctly, which I always do.....it was YOU lebomb and bleed who had problems spelling the most important part of the male anatomy....

You spelled it "P-E-N-I-U-S"

CLASSIC.....no

[pkbpkb81]

lol page 45

[redraiderinfiji]

lol

a 35 year old living in the dorm who cant spell

the "astu sucks choads" thread eclipsing 1,000 posts and 10,000 views

[bleedo&B]

rofl blake, pkp and redraider yall keep fighting the good fight until utsa has a winning season in football

I told you all Mooke was a fudge packer.
Get back on your knees you flaming got.

ing playing tummy sticks with gonorrhoea & flake.
How are the glasses I sent you.

You don't even use them do you. You just let flake & gonorrhoea on you right!!!!!

[mookie2001]

dont with the babysitter

[bleedo&B]

dont with the babysitter

you!
You want to talk & now you can't take it.

Whaaaaaa-whaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Show some ing balls your castrated .

Just like a true fudge packer.
Sit on it & take it up the ass!

ing pussy!

[redraiderinfiji]

I told you all Mooke was a fudge packer.
Get back on your knees you flaming got.

ing playing tummy sticks with gonorrhoea & flake.
How are the glasses I sent you.

You don't even use them do you. You just let flake & gonorrhoea on you right!!!!!

You are a 35 year old man who is demanding another man to get on his knees?

Typical astu student.....old and gay

[redraiderinfiji]

you!
You want to talk & now you can't take it.

Whaaaaaa-whaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Show some ing balls your castrated .

Just like a true fudge packer.
Sit on it & take it up the ass!

ing pussy!

1st - learn how to spell


2nd - get some help for your post traumatic stress disorder

[mookie2001]

i wonder how some of these guys are going to take 20 losing seasons

theres only so many mad emotocons one can use

[redraiderinfiji]

i wonder how some of these guys are going to take 20 losing seasons

theres only so many mad emotocons one can use

if you notice its only the astu freaks that use them

[j-6]

i wonder how some of these guys are going to take 20 losing seasons

theres only so many mad emotocons one can use

I can't wait for the commuters team to start playing. It'll trim off the bottom 5% or so of the UT bandwagon.

Also - serious question. Are they UTSA or Texas - San Antonio?

[lebomb]

classic.



lol lebomb

We know you are a TT graduate with a rocket science degree.......Dr. Blake. We all know you are way more intelligent than any Utsa grad. You are a freakin genius man. We worship your witty intelligence. I bet it was just too easy for you to gain that top TIER degree Dr. Blake.

Goodness I feel so stupid and not very bright, just typing Dr. Blakes name. I suck.........he is so smart. Damn I wonder if I have any typos......I dont want Dr. Blake to call me out. I dont have a TT degree and Im no match for Dr. Blake.


PS. This isnt smack talk either. Im not doing that. Im serious. Dr. Blake owns me in the intelligence department. He has a degree from TT. I cant compete..........so, mad props Dr. Blake. Mad props.