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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    So, my wife is about halfway through her pregnancy, but it seems like every month I'm amazed by some crazy transformation she goes through.

    At first, she's sick nearly all the time. Then she develops a superhero-like ability to smell different scents.

    And today, I was like, "What the heck is that dark line growing along your belly?" To which she responded, Oh, that's normal. Curious, I went online to read about it. It's called the linea negra.

    Having a pregnant woman in my house is like having a lab experiment that goes on for 9 months.

    I assume the kid will be the same way, except for 18 years.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    The smelling improvement thing is a common phenomena.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    I've known someone who was pregnant.

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    Congrats!!! I bet pregnancy is amazing!

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    Any crazy foods she's craving right now? When my wife was pregnant, she was craving blue mangoes (no such thing), i almost gave her blue tinted contacts out of desperation just so i can satisfy her cravings for blue mangoes.

    *one more weird thing was she was also hungry for charcoal and wood shavings from apple boxes.

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    Minus the "linea negra", I'm going through the same thing. Our boy is due in the middle of Sept. Your wife very moody, LnGrrrR?

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    So, my wife is about halfway through her pregnancy, but it seems like every month I'm amazed by some crazy transformation she goes through.

    At first, she's sick nearly all the time. Then she develops a superhero-like ability to smell different scents.

    And today, I was like, "What the heck is that dark line growing along your belly?" To which she responded, Oh, that's normal. Curious, I went online to read about it. It's called the linea negra.

    Having a pregnant woman in my house is like having a lab experiment that goes on for 9 months.

    I assume the kid will be the same way, except for 18 years.
    Oh you are about to embark on a strange journey.

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    Your so smart Online. Frenzy's Avatar
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    oh just wait till she has it...she's gonna blame...one person......you!


    "ahhh...you did this to me!.."

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    Minus the "linea negra", I'm going through the same thing. Our boy is due in the middle of Sept. Your wife very moody, LnGrrrR?
    then you should spend less time at computer, the radiation is harmful to the baby IMHO.

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    ur going tobe like most males, changing diapers and for a period of time untill you get fkn bored of it, as its a hassle and you do everything to push the kid to the mother to get her to change the diapers....

    i fkn hate it thats why i sleep-in most of the time to avoid bathing the kid or changing the diapers....

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    ur going tobe like most males, changing diapers and for a period of time untill you get fkn bored of it, as its a hassle and you do everything to push the kid to the mother to get her to change the diapers....

    i fkn hate it thats why i sleep-in most of the time to avoid bathing the kid or changing the diapers....


    Father of the Year.

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    So, my wife is about halfway through her pregnancy, but it seems like every month I'm amazed by some crazy transformation she goes through.

    At first, she's sick nearly all the time. Then she develops a superhero-like ability to smell different scents.

    And today, I was like, "What the heck is that dark line growing along your belly?" To which she responded, Oh, that's normal. Curious, I went online to read about it. It's called the linea negra.

    Having a pregnant woman in my house is like having a lab experiment that goes on for 9 months.

    I assume the kid will be the same way, except for 18 years.
    Congratulations on your upcoming baby! The middle trimester is the best. Toward the end she's going to start feeling really heavy and tired and out of breath. She won't be able to sleep well so she'll be grumpy and she'll start staying up til 2 AM cleaning the floor under the fridge (or maybe that was just me). I was also really horny my entire pregnancy, both times, so there's some benefit for you.

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    And today, I was like, "What the heck is that dark line growing along your belly?" To which she responded, Oh, that's normal. Curious, I went online to read about it. It's called the linea negra.
    This is acceptable. However, do not say a word about stretchmarks. Never. Under any cir stances. Trust me

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    The smelling improvement thing is a common phenomena.
    Yeah, but it's weird to live with someone that experiences it, and all of a sudden she won't kiss you because you're wearing cologne and it makes them sick... even though it's her favorite cologne

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Minus the "linea negra", I'm going through the same thing. Our boy is due in the middle of Sept. Your wife very moody, LnGrrrR?
    Yeah but she's Hispanic. So she's just MORE moody than normal

    She is very up and down though. My wife's due Oct 21st.

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    This is acceptable. However, do not say a word about stretchmarks. Never. Under any cir stances. Trust me
    We've got cream! I hope to goodness that they disappear, or she'll blame me forever.

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    We've got cream! I hope to goodness that they disappear, or she'll blame me forever.
    They'll never go away completely. Cream your ass off because its just going to get worse from here and pray that things become less disgusting as you get older.

    Don't let her milk you for all the energy you've got. Tell her to get back to work until the contractions are 5 minutes apart.

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    We've got cream! I hope to goodness that they disappear, or she'll blame me forever.
    No she won't. Once a woman goes thru a pregnancy, labor, and delivery most of the modesty and vanity disappear!! She'll get at ude though. Stretchmarks are battle scars and if you don't like em, she'll find plenty of things she's not too crazy about on you too!

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    They'll never go away completely. Cream your ass off because its just going to get worse from here and pray that things become less disgusting as you get older.

    I knew the girl back in the day that had 3 kids, and I challenge anyone to find a single stretch mark on her. It was amazing.............she could wear string bikinis in the summer. I guess her skin was able to stretch and go back into place.

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    we had to stay away from our favorite Chinese restaurant for 9 months because she couldnt stand the smell of Chinese food.

    that was not a fun time.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I knew the girl back in the day that had 3 kids, and I challenge anyone to find a single stretch mark on her. It was amazing.............she could wear string bikinis in the summer. I guess her skin was able to stretch and go back into place.
    those kids must have been small

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    So, my wife is about halfway through her pregnancy, but it seems like every month I'm amazed by some crazy transformation she goes through.

    At first, she's sick nearly all the time. Then she develops a superhero-like ability to smell different scents.

    And today, I was like, "What the heck is that dark line growing along your belly?" To which she responded, Oh, that's normal. Curious, I went online to read about it. It's called the linea negra.

    Having a pregnant woman in my house is like having a lab experiment that goes on for 9 months.

    I assume the kid will be the same way, except for 18 years.
    loll I hope you still enjoy it. I cant wait to be in your position, cant wait for my fiance to get pregnant. Would be very cool, even though i think it can be scary sometimes, its all part of it.

    toast to you and you future child.

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    Believe me, it's not always a lot of fun on this end either. Morning sickness is totally kicking my ass. And unlike a pp, I am not horny at all, and still far too concerned about another possible miscarriage (though everything is great so far and we saw a heartbeat a week ago) to be interested in sex. Of course, I'm also not certain SFIE has recovered from the utter marathon that produced this pregnancy, so maybe it's not all bad.

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    those kids must have been small

    Actually her first two were twins!!!!

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    I have no stretch marks from when I was pregannt, but I never got very big at all. My back hurt like , though.

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