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Never been, but I sure as would last more than 4 seconds. In fact, I'd bet that money that you would last more than 4 seconds and I don't even know you. Along with being an idiot Mancow proved he is a pussy, are you really going to debate that?
Having water flowing up/down your nose like that hurts like a . You feel this really painful sting that centers around your sinus cavity and just radiates around your entire head.
If you try to gasp for air it just gets worse because the water has already filled up the back of your throat via your nose and you'll just cough up water.
I'd honestly think that an application of more than 8 or so seconds would be completely unbearable because the more water that is applied, the more intense the sensation becomes.
Never been, but I sure as would last more than 4 seconds. In fact, I'd bet that money that you would last more than 4 seconds and I don't even know you. Along with being an idiot Mancow proved he is a pussy, are you really going to debate that?
I've never been water boarded... but I have had water poured on my face while I was in a horizontal position. pretty much the same thing.
I would consider it torture. Although I can see why many would think it's not.
Yeah it sucks but it helps alot with allergies.
there's a vast difference between gently pouring small quan ies in a controlled manner and being pinned down while having water forcefully poured over your nose.
don't be an idiot.
that's like saying having a doctor put a thermometer up your ass is tantamount to being ass raped by some dude with a giant wang.
Mr. Internet Tough Guy forum.
Ok, 20 bucks to last longer than Mancow having someone waterboard you.
Put it up on YouTube.
From the three demostrations I have seen, I think different people react differently and it's not easily predicted.
Relax, it was just a joke. I already said it IS a form of torture. The dude was pinching Mancow's nostrils so I thought a smart ass response to your statement was appropriate.
C'mon, try to be at least a little honest. What Mancow experienced wasn't . Stating that doesn't qualify as being a "tough" guy. Do you think you could hold out longer than 4 seconds?
Ok. Specify the exact technique you want to see. I don't want any "You cheated" bull .
I'm no expert on the technique. I guess you could check out the other demonstration by Kaj Larsen and see if you can duplicate those conditions. He certainly lasted the longest. If you can get a military trainer to administer it, that would be great.
ok, my bad.
LOL! Yeah right, you'd have to settle for my wife or a drunk friend laughing at me while doing it. It would probably be a couple weeks before I set it up but I think it would go something like this...
OR
You could save me some time and save yourself $20 and just admit what Mancow did wasn't .
I can wait.
I say it doesn't count unless he's kidnapped by hostile people and then placed in an empty warehouse before the waterboarding after an unknown length of time.
That's absolutely correct, which is why these reporter demos are bs and why anyone can go more than 4 seconds.I say it doesn't count unless he's kidnapped by hostile people and then placed in an empty warehouse before the waterboarding after an unknown length of time.
I get more water down my nose swimming across Boerne lake on a really windy/wavy day.
I'll let you know when I put a vid up on youtube Chump.
I say we start a thread on the horror of nearly burning to death before jumping from a 110 story building and those willing to visit some discomfort on terrorists to prevent it from happening again.
Yea torture!
Waterboarding isn't torture.
Show me where, in any applicable statute, the enhanced interrogation technique called "waterboarding" and the precise manner in which it is applied by our government, to terrorists and trainees alike, is defined as torture.
Sure it's torture -- people who did it have been tried and convicted and punished for it for a century.
I gave you all the information multiple times, but you just ignored it like you always do.
You want to stay ignorant. It provides you with a sense of security. That isn't my problem.
You need to understand the law better.
No one has ever been convicted of "waterboarding." They've been convicted of other crimes, in which, a water torture (sometimes called "waterboarding" which, by all descriptions I've seen, is much more dangerous and debilitating than the waterboarding used on the terrorists) was merely an element of the crime.
You've provided nothing persuasive.
Show me an indictment where the actual arrest le is "waterboarding."
If what we did to the terrorists is torture, then what we did to trainees is, as well.
Again, that's because you are an idiot.
Not my problem.
What's a Mancow?
we shouldn't have tortured people.....oh well.
We haven't.
I knew that "waterboarding" didn't look right.
http://gawker.com/5271813/did-erich-...-for-publicity
Did Erich 'Mancow Muller Fake His Waterboarding for Publicity?
Yesterday we showed you video of Erich "Mancow" Muller, a Chicago-based right-wing shockjock, appearing as a guest on Keith Olbermann's show to discuss his being waterboarded. He claimed it led to an ideological conversion! But now a tipster has provided information that suggests the whole thing may be a hoax.
The information provided to Gawker by our tipster came in a series of emails and is somewhat layered, so we'll try to lay it all out as unconfusingly as possible. Where the story begins is last Thursday afternoon, the day before Mancow was scheduled to be waterboarded, when the person slated to do the waterboarding suddenly backed out, sending Mancow's publicity team into a mild frenzy to find someone to replace him. A chain of emails followed, emails that were subsequently forwarded to Gawker by our tipster.
There are three main players in the following sequence of events:
-The first is a Chicago-based publicist named Linda Shafran whose clients include the Jerry Springer and Steve Wilkos shows, in addition to Erich "Mancow" Muller. In describing Shafran our tipster added:
"Linda Shafran is Springer's current publicist until the show starts shooting in CT. Since Springer is her primary source of income, she's now trying to help promote Mancow nationally as a shock jock alternative to Howard Stern."
-The second person involved in this is a man named David Kupcinet. He runs a Chicago-based foundation for veterans called Kup's Purple Heart Foundation. He is the grandson of Irv Kupcinet, a somewhat legendary Chicago gossip columnist who wrote a column for the Chicago Sun Times for over 60 years. At the behest of a friend, Linda Shafran contacted Kupcinet on Thursday hoping that his relationships with Chicago-area veterans and military personnel could help her find a replacement waterboarder.
-The third person involved here, to a much lesser degree, is another Chicago-based publicist named Kathy Posner. According to our tipster, Posner is Jerry Springer's former flack and a friend of both Linda Shafran and Erich "Mancow" Muller. According to one of the emails we were forwarded, it was Posner who suggested that Shafran contact David Kupcinet to find a replacement waterboarder.
Now, with all of that background established, here are some of the emails that followed between Shafran and Kupcinet, the first being the initial contact between the two on the matter:
From: [redacted]
Date: Thu, May 21, 2009 at 1:15 PM
To: [redacted]
Subject: URGENT
Don't shoot the messenger
Mancow has been promoting all week that he is getting waterboarded tomorrow between 8-9am on-air. We have camera crew shooting it for WGN
The swat guy he had to do the waterboarding now can't do it. Do you know any military guy that might come down to WLS radio tomorrow (190 N. State Street) to waterboard Mancow????
Kathy said you know lots of military guys that might do it...or a policeman or fireman or EMT.
HELP
Linda Shafran
Jerry Springer Show
454 N. Columbus Dr.
Chicago, IL 60611
PH: [redacted]
cell: [redacted]
Email: [redacted]
Kupcinet, or "Kuppy," responded a few minutes later:
From: [redacted]
Date: Thu, May 21, 2009 at 1:28 PM
To: [redacted]
Subject: Re: URGENT
What exactly do you mean? You mean really tortured? What exactly would it consist of and do they need to bring gear or does Cow have what he needs or what?
Get back to me quick an ill find u a guy.
Kuppy
(P.S. Love you)
Sent from my iPhone
Now, here's the key email in the exchange, with Shafran saying in no uncertain terms that the whole thing is being staged as a hoax:
From: [redacted]
Date: Thu, May 21, 2009 at 1:38 PM
To: [redacted]
Cc: [redacted]
Subject: Re: URGENT
You are a ROCK STAR!!!
It is going to have to look "real" but of course would be simulated with Mancow acting like he is drowning. It will be a hoax but have to look real. Would be great if they could dress in fatigues and bring whatever is needed. We will supply the water
xxxx
Linda Shafran
Jerry Springer Show
454 N. Columbus Dr.
Chicago, IL 60611
PH: [redacted]
cell: [redacted]
Email: [redacted]
After getting this email from Shafran, David Kupcinet suggested she contact Marine Sgt. Clay South, the person who eventually carried out Mancow's waterboarding. We include this next email only because we find the compensation offer extended to South from Mancow via Shafran to be somewhat amusing:
From: [redacted]
Date: Thu, May 21, 2009 at 2:02 PM
To: [redacted]
Subject: MANCOW WAS ALL OVER IT
I tried to call you but got voicemail. I talked to Mancow and he said "Are you kidding - of course he can mention the charity and talk about his experiences over there"
I am going to call Klay now. Mancow will pay gas and parking.
Linda Shafran
Jerry Springer Show
454 N. Columbus Dr.
Chicago, IL 60611
PH: [redacted]
FX: [redacted]
Email: [redacted]
We contacted Linda Shafran last night for a statement about this and she emailed us back with an emphatic denial that anything was faked:
It was NOT a hoax. Early on when we were looking for someone to waterboard, an email was sent out looking for someone to do it and I mistakenly said it would be staged. That was my mistake and a misunderstanding.
But that was early and NOT TRUE AT ALL. It was not staged. NOT AT ALL. When it happened several days later, it was real, honest, actual, not staged.
Any info you have was my mistake. THE WATERBOARDING OF MANCOW WAS REAL!!!!!!
The glaring discrepancy in Shafran's statement to us is that her emails to Kupcinet are dated Thursday, May 21st, the day prior to Mancow's waterboarding, while she now claims that these emails were sent out "early on" and that the waterboarding took place "several days later." Additionally, she even mentions that Mancow "is getting waterboarded tomorrow" in her first note to Kupcinet.
Regarding the emails between Safran and Kupcinet, our tipster also informed us that they were shared with Keith Olbermann's producers prior to Mancow's appearance on his show. We were told that they were beyond livid when they found out about them and expressed their extreme displeasure for the whole situation with Linda Shafran over the phone, but went ahead with the planned segment anyway, making no mention of the fact that they'd received advance word that the whole thing may have been staged. However, we were unable to confirm this with anyone at MSNBC.
Now, we're obviously no experts on the art of waterboarding, but we've done a bit of research on it and also went back and watched the video of Christopher Hitchens' waterboarding in 2008 to compare and contrast his waterboarding against Mancow's, and we couldn't help but notice some rather striking differences.
In the Hitchens video, everything is carried out pretty much according to universal waterboarding protocol as we've come to understand it. His limbs and torso are tightly bound by restraints. The platform on which he lays appears to be tilted slightly downward so that his head is positioned below his heart. His head is also completely covered and the water used looks as though it's poured directly into his breathing passages.
In contrast, Mancow isn't bound by restraints at all, he doesn't appear to have his body positioned at a decline, only a portion of his face from the nose up is covered, and the water is being poured on him inappropriately.
In short, when we watched the Mancow video for the first time it struck us in a "well that doesn't look TOO awful" sort of way. For a brief moment it even made us want to call some friends over so we could all waterboard each other and see what all the fuss is about. On the other hand, the Hitchens video is somewhat nightmarish, making us want to never have anything to do with a waterboarding, ever.
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