I'm a hero......

[johnsmith]

So I'm driving north on 35 this morning. I stop at a gas station on 46 and 35 in New Braunfels to pick up a gatorade as I'm a bit hung over this morning. I leave the gas station and zone out as I drive north on the frontage road. I look in my rearview and see a red pickup a ways back, I think very little of it. I look again about 5 seconds later and this dude has all but caught up to me. I'm still zoned out at this point and I slowly ease onto the entrance ramp to 35. While I'm easing on to 35 I realize there are about 10 cops behind this red truck.

I blocked this dude from getting on the freeway without even knowing I did it. About two tenths of a mile later, this dude loses control of his truck on the frontage road around a soft curve, over compensates and crashes into an RV dealerships chain link fence and rolls the truck.

My adrenaline starts pumping as cops are all over the freeway up ahead of me.

I saved the day. I'm a hero...................now if the Nuggets can win tonight and I win the lotto tomorrow, it will be an excellent weekend.

[BruceBowenFan]

You almost killed a guy, im proud of you. .

[johnsmith]

You almost killed a guy, im proud of you. .

Never thought of it that way. Good for me.

[1369]

Crashed into an RV dealership?

Great, just give B2B more to about.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I dedicate this song to you.

[BackStabber]

This is for you.

[FaithInOne]

Smith. John Smith MF'er.

[BruceBowenFan]

Never thought of it that way. Good for me.

Glad i could help.

[stretch]

lol orton

[johnsmith]

lol orton

How dare you talk to a hero that way. I saved countless lives on my way to work, what did you do?

[BacktoBasics]

A hangover with a purpose.

BTW this reminds me of Tom Green in Freddy Got Fingers when he "saved the day" by delivering the baby.

[johnsmith]

WTF? There is not one news story about this anywhere. I want to know wtf happened.

I guess when you're this close to the highest crime rated city it's pretty common.

[mrsmaalox]

We need more people like you

[marini martini]

Hmmmmmmmmm u went:


from a zero to a hero!!!

[stretch]

How dare you talk to a hero that way. I saved countless lives on my way to work, what did you do?

made fun of the broncos and kyle orton

lol orton

lol choked away AFC west le

[Extra Stout]

So, basically...

You serve society best when you stumble around oblivious to reality.

[Summers]

Crashed into an RV dealership?

Great, just give B2B more to about.

What I was going to say.

We need more people like you

People who drive hung over?

[Frenzy]

u pulled a "homer"

[2Blonde]

Here's your gold star.

[Duff McCartney]

"People don't want a hero, they want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lotto and watch television."