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  1. #26
    Veteran GuerillaBlack's Avatar
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    Well, when I was playing pickup games with my cousins, one of them was picked to a team he did not like. He then declared that he had an injury and would not play.

    "Well, Tracy McGrady does it."

    Thanks Tracy McGrady.

  2. #27
    One Bad Ass MoFo SouthTexasRancher's Avatar
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    So I took my 2 little cousins, aged 14 and 12, to the park today to play some basketball.

    We played 2v2, with one of the local kids at the park. I played with the 12 year old, and split the local kid with my older cousin, the 14 year old. Well, we beat them in a close game and the 14 year old suddenly turned into a crappy loser.

    We started to say 'good game' and shake hands, when all of a sudden the 14 year old said " that" and snatched his hand away from his brother and walked away from us in an angry at ude. I tried to talk to him and he started complaining about the local kid, saying that the kid sucks and as for him, he didn't really lose.

    He isn't going to congratulate anyone because...

    "LeBron doesn't do it either"

    Thanks a lot LeBron James. You are setting great examples for your fans.

    And Stern won't even fine his King. Fine example that CryBaby James and Hitler Stern have set for the youth of America. Me thinks David 'Hitler' Stern prefers the Gangsta types over the fine, upstanding young men like we have and have had on the Spurs as well as some of the other teams.

    You get good guys like Duncan and Wade and the NBA does little to promote them. But, give Stern a Rapist Kobe and a Sore Loser Lebron and Stern starts masturbating under his over-sized desk.

  3. #28
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    And Stern won't even fine his King. Fine example that CryBaby James and Hitler Stern have set for the youth of America. Me thinks David 'Hitler' Stern prefers the Gangsta types over the fine, upstanding young men like we have and have had on the Spurs as well as some of the other teams.

    You get good guys like Duncan and Wade and the NBA does little to promote them. But, give Stern a Rapist Kobe and a Sore Loser Lebron and Stern starts masturbating under his over-sized desk.


  4. #29
    One Bad Ass MoFo SouthTexasRancher's Avatar
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    I'm sorry, Ghazi...I meant to include Dirk in the good guy list. Dirk would make a fine Spurs teammate. Especially since the Mavettes are moving over to the WNBA.


  5. #30
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    Tell your cousin LeBron committed suicide. See what happens.

  6. #31
    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    " Well, Kobe Bryant did it !!!! "

  7. #32
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    I doubt this really happened.

  8. #33
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    In West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

    I'll finish the story later...


  9. #34
    No darkness Cry Havoc's Avatar
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    I got thrown out of playground game for laughing once.

    One of my proudest moments.

  10. #35
    No darkness Cry Havoc's Avatar
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    I got thrown out of playground game for laughing once.

    One of my proudest moments.

  11. #36
    One Bad Ass MoFo SouthTexasRancher's Avatar
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    " Well, Kobe Bryant did it !!!! "

    That's what all the girls in Colorado said! Yuck, yuck, yuck

  12. #37
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    I doubt this really happened.
    Is that what Lebron said about his team's elimination?

  13. #38
    George Hill: 2-Guard NewJerSpur's Avatar
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    Is that what Lebron said about his team's elimination?


    Lefty with the oop to my alley, LOL.

  14. #39
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    Lefty with the oop to my alley, LOL.

  15. #40
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    My 9 year old cousin dislocated his shoudler and started crying like a pussy got in a wheelchair. I was like dude, grow a sack.

    And he was like

    "But Dwayne Wade does it!!"

    Thanks a lot D-Whistle, you're setting a great example for your fans.

    Original. Just like a racist.


    I remember when my 10 year old cousin and I were playing one-on-one in the backyard and I drove to the basket and lowered my shoulder into his. He dislocated his shoulder. Then he fell to the ground crying and demanded a wheel chair. Such a low point in his playground athletic career.

  16. #41
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    I wasn't trying to be ORIGINAL dammit

    I just wanted to take a shot at D-Whistle

  17. #42
    Show me proof.
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    the kobe bryant one writes itself lol.

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