Add another one to the Drunk Dirk photo collection

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Damn son. Diaw can't afford lotion or what? Dude is ashy as .

Apparently he can't afford much or there would be girls who's s protrude further than their guts rather than visa versa going after him.

[ginobili's bald spot]

what? dirk's disguisting. as ugly as they are, he probly paid them

@ you thinking looks matter when you're an NBA player.

[ginobili's bald spot]

Apparently he can't afford much or there would be girls who's s protrude further than their guts rather than visa versa going after him.

The one in the back looks smashable. Maybe that's because I can't see the rest of her body though.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

The one in the back looks smashable. Maybe that's because I can't see the rest of her body though.

She's def. carrying a noticeable gut. She has those "narcissistic Scottsdale fat girl who thinks she's hot" baby cheeks and 2-chin.

[lefty]

[dirk4mvp]

lol I thought this would be another drunk thread from mono

Boris Diaw still puts him to shame with ugly girls:



There's nothing worse than an over privileged fat girl from Scottsdale that thinks she's skinny and hot.

I wonder which one of those es super sweet 16 birthday party that is.

[Summers]

Id tap both those chicks in da photo FWIW

GET OFF YA HIGH HORSE PEOPLE

I appreciate your honesty. They're all warm and moist when the lights go out, right?

[JamStone]

gotta love dirks gy style... nice shirt .

In defense (probably wrong choice of words) of the style of his shirt...

[UrAphag]

[BlackBellamy]

lol I thought this would be another drunk thread from mono

Boris Diaw still puts him to shame with ugly girls:



There's nothing worse than an over privileged fat girl from Scottsdale that thinks she's skinny and hot.

Hey, some brothas just gotta have a girl with a lot of ass. S'nothing to be ashamed of.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Hey, some brothas just gotta have a girl with a lot of ass. S'nothing to be ashamed of.

When you're a in NBA player who makes a near 8 figure salary you should be able to find a girl with ass and w/o gut.

[JoeTait75]

Big girls tend to give better blowjobs than skinny girls.

[David Bowie]

I'm fine with Dirk's chicks, except for Crystal, she's scary. Boris's chicks are a bit on the fugly side (unless you're into the BBW thing). Maybe he gets beer goggles and Dirk doesn't?

[poop]

1. why does Diaw have his shirt off in what appears to be a bar/club?

2. he appears quite flabby and out of shape for someone who is a pro athlete who does loads of cardio

[DeadlyDynasty]

Big girls tend to give better blowjobs than skinny girls.

+100

One of my FWBs--Amber--is a quasi-chubby chick that I'm friends with for just that reason (she's pretty cool in her own right tho). Trust me fellas, you wouldn't care if she was a little meaty after the most ball-draining experience of your life.