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Well played.
I work at a french restaurant here in downtown San Antonio. I had a party of 12 people come in today and drop a load of cash, throwing me money left and right. They bought it all. Drinking like fish. Eating like kings. Great wines. Smoking cigars. Having flaming desserts and flaming coffee drinks. Just a blast! I have a great time with all my guests every night at work. I make them all laugh as groups. Sometimes we are all laughing hard! When they leave, my guests are hugging me, kissing my cheek. Passing me $20's. But the best was yet to come this evening! There was a gentleman from India that was joking with me the whole night. At the end when they were leaving, he stops and says to me "Ed, I will always remember your name!" I replied "Cool! What was your name again? Raj?" He says playing " you Ed! My name is Samir!" I said "Sorry sir, I get so many names from people all evening. Sometimes I forget." Then out of the blue, I replied quickly and playfully back "But you too sir!" He stood there for 1 second looking directly at me. Then we both busted out with the biggest laughs, hugging each other, back slapping, tears streaming, doubled over in extreme laughter, all while four or five other people I work with were so shocked I said that to the gentleman but they too busted out laughing their asses off! It was the funniest thing ever! And I am a pretty funny mother er when i am with my friends.
He was super cool. As he turned around to leave, he handed me another $20. I think that he may never forget this evening either. The funnest evening for me at work yet! And the money was great also.
Last edited by ehz33satx; 06-04-2009 at 05:20 AM.
Well played.
Great story. LMAO @ "but you too sir"
cool
The "sir" at the end makes all the difference.
Just to let you know, I have been a Texas Longhorn fan since I was about 3 1/2 feet tall. So, I salute your taste in women Bukefal!
Last edited by ehz33satx; 06-04-2009 at 05:17 AM.
waiter stories are some of the best.
sounds like you have a man crush
$20 hand jobs are crack prices
you're a ing waiter? BHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAH
Best part of the joke.
You forgot the part 'bout the dice in the mirror.
Every thread needs its own bag.you're a ing waiter? BHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAH
Best part of the joke.
Your a Suns fan? BWAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Loser.you're a ing waiter? BHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAH
Best part of the joke.
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