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Shaq may have won the war, but this was outstanding.
Rappin' Shaq FTW
Shaq may have won the war, but this was outstanding.
I don't know... It's just missing something without Hype Man Manu and Rappin Mr. Robinson. The best of these threads always had a strong ensemble.
Shaq > Kobe
"Rapping"
The G-O-A-T? It's M-I-K-E
Like Mike? That's what Kobe wanna be
Little punkass wanna say I'm not the greatest
I'll bet you money that I'd beat that rapist
In one-on-one, Let's go right now
10 dollars a shot, I got that boom boom pow
After that we'll play some poker with a 50 dollar ante
Then make a bet on who can eat the most food at Grandy's
I bet I could even beat Shaq in that wager
I'll bet a million dollars and a corduroy blazer
Last edited by Rappin' MJ; 06-05-2009 at 10:23 AM.
looks like some serious compe ion is on the way!
Shaq FTW.
Rappin MJ wasn't bad though.
WTF is Hype Man Manu?
Rappin Shaq ftw again
The score is Shoogar Bear 1, Spurminator zero
Anyone rocking proper english is an American hero
That's only positive at all I see in this thread full of trolls
It is time for Rapping Mr. Robinson to save a few souls
Jesus would weep at what is described this thread:
acts that are only for a man and woman in a marital bed
described in detail as happening between two married men.
As if they don't already commit enough heterosexual sin!
We all knew that Shaq and Kobe cheat on their wives,
now we all know they lead Rock Hudson style lives.
The signs were all there, we just saw them too late
The first should have been Shaq put on some weight.
He got in a relationship and then he got fat,
everyone's had a girlfriend or two that did that.
Kobe ran him out of town for putting on that gut,
and now it's obvious why he aimed for that girl's butt.
If I were president such behavior would get you arrested,
but I can say for now is that you should both get yourselves tested.
Get on with your lives guys, this stuff has gotten old
settle your break up like real men, not sissy cuckolds!
But I forgive you, Shaq and Kobe, I don't hold grudges
Now it's time to have a word or two with the judges
You guys cheer this behavior on as i watch in horror
as this thread becomes a cyber Sodom and Gommorrah.
Kori and LJ, you know that I love you two,
but this kind of permissiveness will not do.
Lock these threads and ban all rapping! It's that simple!
Otherwise I Am will take down Spurtalk like he did The Temple
This rap's getting long, and I hate to ramble
but MJ you really should not continue to gamble
it's immoral, it's risky; "cool" it is not
With your divorce and Bobcats you should protect what cash you've got
So just think twice before you bet on Cubs vs. Dodgers
and listen to the wisdom of my boy Kenny Rogers
"You got to know when to hold them,
know when to fold them,
know when to walk away, know when to run
you never count your money
when you're sitting at the table
they'll be time enough for counting when the dealing's done"
Yeah! How you like that? I'm old school like Jay Z!
Sampling hardcore tracks like he did with Annie!
You can't top that! You chumps better hide!
I apologize baby Jesus, I just committed the sin of pride.
Well I need to get out of here and go repent,
but just remember all my advice was Heaven sent
Every Sunday is a chance for change, don't let your lives go to waste
Get to church, get communion, and TELL ME HOW MY LORD TASTE!
/thread
/messsage board
/internet
ing die you piece of
This battle is Bogus when you have to wait 3 days to get your screen names approved!
Everyone in on the action, it’s time to rep for the Hornets
Here comes the best NBA player to come out of Wake Forest
That’s right, Spurs es. No, it’s not Timmy Duncan
It’s that six-foot assassin, rap supreme, mini munchkin
These other rappers spit bricks, like foolish missed shots
While my punches hit where it hurts, ask Julius Hodge
Rappin’ Shaq’s career’s over, he’s lost the passion, I’m sorry
Mothafukka can’t even make the playoffs with Steve Nash and Amare
It’s clear, it’s no contest. He’ll find he’s not worthy
Lyrically, fat ass can’t see me. I’ll hide in his jersey
Kobe’s already thirty, but acts like a childish, wack simpleton
He’s more of a “joke” than a 1989 Jack Nicholson
There was a time that this rapist’s image was valiant
All American hero, and , he even speaks in Italian
Kobe. And all those Hollywood actors
They can’t touch my method acting. I flop when it matters
I’m hot, other rappers try to bite my style and smooth flowin’
They’ll all fail, they’ll all fall, flop or not, like a dirty Bruce Bowen
Dude change the first l in your name to i
that was pretty good
You trying to call me out son? Don't you know you callin out Ron Artest?
And all yall dumbasses are missin the difference between my boy Rapin' Kobe and Rappin' Shaq.
think about it. if Ron Artest can figure out, you can too.
yeah! let me spit sum shet at cha!
This is hilarious. Let Garnett join in the fun and diss Kobe and Artest and it would be perfect.
So is Rappin Granny actually going to rap?
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