SpursTalk Rap Battle

[Rappin' Larry Legend]

None of you pussy wannabe's responded to my white hot rhymes here they are again:

We got Kobe rapin a white hoe
We got Shaq eaten a burger
My rhymes pack such a powerful blow
Yallz is gonna think I committed murder

Hey Kobe lemme give you a little lesson about rape
In 2008 my Celtics stomped on you like you was a grape
And Shaq in about how you can't breed 'em
Hoe please, if I was yo' I'd be worried you'd try to eat 'em

I'm Larry in Legend es, remember the name
You can find me in the dictionary by the definition of "game"
I pwned Laker noobs like Shaq and Kobe
After I tossed Magic's salad his wife tried to blow me
No thanks I don't want what Magic got
Besides trick you was anything but hot
Kobe already tried to diss Shaq for being in Kazaam
How bout this dis Shaq I was in MUTHA IN Spacejam

That's right I was in a movie with MJ
More like MJ was in a movie with me
When Olajuwon was in a game against Rappin' Robinson
He always looked like a G

Kareem you a puss and you always will be
Son you is so gay people confuse you with John Ameachi!!!
Now that I've layed you Laker gots to waste
You es should know how my ass taste

[Chris Fall]

Man, this pigeon so ugly, they used to call him Larry “will scare a .”
Here’s a great idea: trade Jermaine O’Neal for Rasho Nesterovic.
Dumbass, herpes red face, looks like your whole head formed a rash.
Only thing “legendary” ‘bout you was your 80s porn stache.
No one liked your overrated ass, from LA to Philadelph.
Len Bias heard he’d be playing with you and decided to kill himself.
got ass white hope. Were they right? Nope.
You should go walk a crooked line over a cliff on a tight rope.
Just a 3 point shooter, your career should have stayed in the ditch.
But, hey, how did it feel when Michael made you his ?
You liked it, seeing how you played grab-ass with Magic’s bum squeezy.
Your legacy ain’t LeBron, it’s Adam Morrison and Mike Dunleavy.
What if they found out you were the hairy beaver to Magic’s wiener?
You’d probably lose some of your Klan friends, maybe even Travis Diener.
You weren’t that great of a player, but you do get a hand from your peers.
They’ll be honoring you as a GM: Indiana’s “Gay Man of the Year”

[kamikazi_player]

I want to see Rappin' Shaq vs Rappin' MJ. Make it happen.

[Rappin' Larry Legend]

Chris Fall you need to start taking Peja's mydols
Tellin' me I suck, you neva even been to the conference finals
Sayin' no one liked me and that I'm overrated
Unlike you it wasn't floppin' that got me so hated

Son you barely touch people and you fall down
Some of those tumbles make me think you should be wearing a gown
Son you got face ed by Billups and Denver
Evenone watched that, even my crackas in Da klan
Denver dominated swept through New Orleans like a Hurricane
You gettin' owned by Bird right now, then you was gettin' owned by the bird man

Mutha a they don't call me the great white hope for nothin'
Unlike you my hall of fame career has actually amounted to somethin'
Concludin' I was what lead to Len Bias' death
Son your ball hogging led to the birdman's meth

I could end this rhyme with an overused line
But unlike Chris Fall I actually got a spine
Son I know some people think you as fast as a Cheetah
But with ownage my rhymes inflict, they should be callin' me katrina

[Rappin' Larry Legend]

I'll be back to inflict more pain later.

[Chris Fall]

Oh we can definitely call you “Katrina” since we know you’re a drag queen.
Your fantasy: Jon Amechi and Richard Jefferson in a basketball tag team.
You know this fool is just mad that he’s a loser tranny.
Walking around the Pacer locker room screaming, “Hoosier daddy?”
But you not spittin fire, just some weak rap nonsense.
You ain’t winnin’ in this battle. This ain’t no three point contest.
Compete with Chris Fall, you’ll fall crisply when I break your bones.
No one saving you now, not Kevin McHale, not KC Jones.
You talk about getting face ed like you have first hand experience.
And what’s with the Peja blast, man? Are you serious?
Your ass traded for him, dumbass, your raps are absurd.
And, I’m not talking masturbation when I say I’m jacking the Bird.
Get ya game up, you lame , cuz you ain’t touching my hard styles.
Maybe you can get some advice from your ex boyfriend, Rick Carlisle.
The hurricane insults were predictable like an Arab driving a taxi cab.
Maybe we can prevent more floods if you donated some of your maxi-pads.

[j-money24]

Chris Fall you need to start taking Peja's mydols
Tellin' me I suck, you neva even been to the conference finals
Sayin' no one liked me and that I'm overrated
Unlike you it wasn't floppin' that got me so hated

Son you barely touch people and you fall down
Some of those tumbles make me think you should be wearing a gown
Son you got face ed by Billups and Denver
Evenone watched that, even my crackas in Da klan
Denver dominated swept through New Orleans like a Hurricane
You gettin' owned by Bird right now, then you was gettin' owned by the bird man

Mutha a they don't call me the great white hope for nothin'
Unlike you my hall of fame career has actually amounted to somethin'
Concludin' I was what lead to Len Bias' death
Son your ball hogging led to the birdman's meth

I could end this rhyme with an overused line
But unlike Chris Fall I actually got a spine
Son I know some people think you as fast as a Cheetah
But with ownage my rhymes inflict, they should be callin' me katrina

[Rappin' MJ]

What the ? Now Larry Bird thinks that he can rap?
You already good at one activity dominated by blacks
Take that and go, it's good enough that you got one
Keep rappin and you bout to get dominated son
I killed you in the eighties, we all know that
How bout another wager, winner gets a Big Mac
I bet I'll make this shot, we did this once before
Off the glass, off the chair, off the face of that
Off the pizza, off the car, off my Beatles box set
Off the ficus, off the stereo, and nothin but net
Now let's sweeten the pot, I'll add a hundred dollars
And a Hanes cotton T-shirt with the no-stretch collar
Don't try to take me on, Bird, that's the final word
Or everyone will see how you just got served

[Rappin' Larry Legend]

Son you of all people shouldn't be callin' anyone a loser
That's almost as dumb as makin' fun of me bein' a three point shooter
You attempt more threes a game than I did stupid
That's dumber than that ST poster who thinks he's a duck
Son there's even another CP3 out there that was stomp your ass
Candace Parker would skunk you, and do it with class

Crista it must suck to be the Spurs'
Against them flopping skills are ineffective and useless
As worthless as a New Orleans hurricane prevention ditch
After game 7 they sent you home crying and less
Most NBA players hate you and consider you the iest
Damn Tim Duncan must be embarrassed you went to wake forest


And MJ you shouldn't keep ramblin'
You lose more rap battles than dollas gamblin'
I guess you're a better raper than you are general manager
Hey I meant to call you the Celtics need a new janitor
The old one quit to go be a baseball coach
After your career he could teach you a new swing approach

But I'm sure your off lookin' for the next Kwame Brown
Why don't you just sell the Bobcats and step down?
Before the next time you put a 1st overall pick to waste
Place a bet on how you think my ass taste

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I wasn't too impressed with his debut thread, but Rappin' Larry is picking up some major momentum.

[Laker Lanny]

wait till I grab the mic I will you up!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

wait till I grab the mic I will you up!

My guess is you meant to post as Rappin' Granny and post a rap already if you're going to keep talking .

[stretch]

i've become quite amused with Rappin Larry and MJ

[CubanMustGo]

I wasn't too impressed with his debut thread, but Rappin' Larry is picking up some major momentum.

[LnGrrrR]

Rappin Shaq is hands down my fave troll

[LnGrrrR]

Yeah! How you like that? I'm old school like Jay Z!
Sampling hardcore tracks like he did with Annie!
You can't top that! You chumps better hide!
I apologize baby Jesus, I just committed the sin of pride.

Well I need to get out of here and go repent,
but just remember all my advice was Heaven sent
Every Sunday is a chance for change, don't let your lives go to waste
Get to church, get communion, and TELL ME HOW MY LORD TASTE!

[manufan10]

Chris Fall sucked for the most part, but the others were pretty damn funny!

[Chieflion]

We really need the rapping TNT crew here so that Magic, Reggie and Chuck can have some fun.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

It's a fine line. Last summer during the original epic Shaq/Kobe rap thread things started off strong and got derailed quick by the arrival of some horrible rapping trolls. There was a rapping V-Span, Scola, Nash, Raja Bell, Reuben Patterson, and TPark, none of which were much good. I think even Lebomb got in on the act towards the end and put the final nails in the rap coffin for a while.

Rapping MJ and Larry are pretty good additions to the rap troll line up but, as I said in that first rap thread, we're getting dangerously close to that time period a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone suddenly thought they could freestyle.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

It's a fine line. Last summer during the original epic Shaq/Kobe rap thread things started off strong and got derailed quick by the arrival of some horrible rapping trolls. There was a rapping V-Span, Scola, Nash, Raja Bell, Reuben Patterson, and TPark, none of which were much good. I think even Lebomb got in on the act towards the end and put the final nails in the rap coffin for a while.

Rapping MJ and Larry are pretty good additions to the rap troll line up but, as I said in that first rap thread, we're getting dangerously close to that time period a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone suddenly thought they could freestyle.

It's not really freestyle lol, the rappers get to type the lyrics out and have all the time in the world to do so.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

It's not really freestyle lol, the rappers get to type the lyrics out and have all the time in the world to do so.

True, which makes it all the more unforgiveable when these things suck.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

True, which makes it all the more unforgiveable when these things suck.

Yeah I agree. Chris Fall needs to think his lines through a little bit more.

[Rappin' V-Span]

It's a fine line. Last summer during the original epic Shaq/Kobe rap thread things started off strong and got derailed quick by the arrival of some horrible rapping trolls. There was a rapping V-Span, Scola, Nash, Raja Bell, Reuben Patterson, and TPark, none of which were much good. I think even Lebomb got in on the act towards the end and put the final nails in the rap coffin for a while.

Rapping MJ and Larry are pretty good additions to the rap troll line up but, as I said in that first rap thread, we're getting dangerously close to that time period a few weeks after 8 Mile came out where everyone suddenly thought they could freestyle.

Lies. Many people like my raps, even Kori, owner of ST says I one of her favorites

Even you later say I have skills, I can post if you want

When people voted, they say V-Span was one of most original and best so quit being racist. :wgaf:

[stretch]

die

[robbie380]

yeah! let me spit sum shet at cha!

do it then !