Rappin' Shaq R.I.P.

[DPG21920]

No, rapping mr. robinson was good. He was very funny.

[LnGrrrR]

I've just got this idea of some hype man shouting "Analingus! Yo yo analingus! WHAT WHAT?!?"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Ah, memories. I figured this sucker would have found its way to the Classics section by now.

[Les Grossman]

Where is this man?

[GuerillaBlack]

Hype Man Manu was funny as .

"OH ! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!!! I SAID PUT THEM UP!!!"

Thread is certified classic.

[mystargtr34]

I just went and read all 16 pages at work.

Funny .

Epic Fail was my favourite part of the thread, but some of the raps were classic.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Timvp is obviously rappin Shaq and none of these raps compare to a rap of his posted under Timvp, however they're still hilarious:

Yo, I need a rub from carrying Kobe to three les
While he was steady ing and popping the Midols
Without me all he can do is practice salad tossin'
Either than or bite the curb and get stomped by Boston

But maybe now I'll be nicer and invite Kobe to Phoenix
Tho no matter the begging, I won't let him near the penis
He can come over here and figure out why my back aches
And while you back there, Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!

[Xylus]

Alright everyone THE MAN is up in here
I’ve been busy “trying” to get the Suns to the top tier
The Suns turned down trading me for Kevin Garnett
Now the Mavs wouldn’t even want me for the mutha in JET
Everyone is saying I need I need less touches
People please, ignore the fact my knee is a garbage time dunk away from needing crutches

In case you didn’t read already I am THA MAN
My defense is so bad it doesn’t even rival Rex Chapman
All of my teammates better move out of the way when I get the ball
Even when I choke so much in the 4th quarter I need a bathroom stall
When I play the spurs Tim Duncan has no problem rebounding and scoring
Fortunately none of my fans care because they think Tim Duncan is “boring”

Shaq, you need to lay off the burgers and eat some grilled chicken
Tell your wife to quit in and get in the kitchen
My girl cooks for me and we ain’t even married
Even after all of my babies she’s carried

Everyone agrees with Shaq that we should pass the ball down to him
That fat thinks he rhymes like Biggy, Shaq you’re more like lil Kim
I rhyme like Tupac you oversized
Make sure you have icy hot for your next back itch
Once your back falls apart the paint will be all mine and I’ll have open space
Once I average 30 a game on a 25 win team, you’re gonna tell me how my ass taste!!!

This one cuts deep.

Where's that ing Southern Comfort, I'm gonna drink myself to sleep.

[Obstructed_View]

The award goes to the person who rhymed "Sodomy" with "Kobe".

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Bump

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

just to piss BUMP off

[BUMP]

bump

[BUMP]

[BUMP]

[IronMexican]

This thread is just classicness.

[IronMexican]

Rappin' Shaq AND Rappin' VAN HORN are currently viewing this thread

Look at BUMP trying to cover his ass.

[ginobili's bald spot]

This thread is GOAT

[manufan10]

Damn, I just spent an hour reading all of this.. Priceless!!

[IronMexican]

I was probably the 1% who didn't make a troll for this thread.

[stretch]

Look at BUMP trying to cover his ass.

lol, bump isnt rappin shaq

id put a million bucks on it that he isnt shaq

[Rappin' V-Span]

Rappin Shaq is my favorite but not quite my hero
I'm about to serve him up like a Greek Gyro
I'm Shaq's idol, he's looking up to me
Don't cater to these other rappers, I'm the one to please
So get on your knees, since your so quick to be gay
Close your damn mouth, that V-Span don't play

Please, you don't include V-Span in your rapping hall-of-fame
V-Span is man, BEST REMEMBER THE NAME
Im at the top of my game, even though its Europe
I bet you'd eat the whole country if it was covered in syrup
So damn consumed with catching Tim D
You've developed a complex, its called "look at me"

I respect you though, at least your rhymes
You need to drop some pounds
While I'm droppin my dimes
So next time you rap, remember V-Spans face
Your no longer the Sheriff, so tell me how my ass taste!

SFIE, tell me this not funny

[ginobili's bald spot]

SFIE, tell me this not funny

You can't quote your own rhymes to give yourself props. That's lame. Besides if you would have just waited im sure KBP would have came to say how Greek MC's are better than Americans.

[DeadlyDynasty]

This is hands down the greatest thread I've ever read

[IronMexican]

Seriously Lebomb what possessed you to post in this thread with your raps?

Also, trainwreck your sig is ing hilarious.

Wonder what happened to this guy. He stopped posting once the election was over.

[Rappin' V-Span]

Lies! These is good rap from rappers in Greece. How many times do I have to tell you stupid Americans???? You cannot compare Greek flow to American flow, these are entirely different leagues.

People always say "America rappers is the best" , these is very good raps from Greece when compared to American rap. This is like the equivalent of Tupac's rap when you take into consideration the "net" costs and exchange rates.

You can't quote your own rhymes to give yourself props. That's lame. Besides if you would have just waited im sure KBP would have came to say how Greek MC's are better than Americans.

This is stupid, rappers always talk about their own cars, guns, goats and women Do you even know rap???

Here, I post it again because I have to explain why Greek rap is better. I do not need KBP to do it