Hey Viva I need to find that Paltrow video somewhere when she was on Conan. I need to see something.
You don't think I look 18 dude?
Hey Viva I need to find that Paltrow video somewhere when she was on Conan. I need to see something.
It's on Hulu.
no not at all
Ash's left boob is almost a full cup size smaller than her right.
You suck dude!
hopefully I can be like Serpico when i'm on the force. he's my hero.
Are her dirty feet the same size?
Thanks.
J I think those s might influence you when you are a cop into being corrupt. You might have to cut off that stache too.
no way. i see myself as a modern day Shaft.
You know that's a common side effect of pregnancy.. My left foot is about 1/4" longer than my right.
Well Ashbeeigh's already had 4 partial birth abortions. So a lot of is off kilter with her.
I think a modern day Don Johnson would fit you better.
How many of those were yours?
Last edited by Viva Las Espuelas; 06-08-2009 at 02:10 PM.
I didn't want to be on the hook for 18 years... so I never asked.
Shaft got more mufftastic pussy.
I "dated" a girl that had one boob smaller than the other. I thought it was odd when she only let me suck one boob and kept the other covered. She gave great head though so at least she made up for it.
is this the "punching in the uterus" one?
What the ??? My boobs are the same size!!
It's a metaphor for your colossal vagina.
check the post again. i clarified it better.
That's not true either. I only had c sections, so nothing too huge has ever been in there.
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