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  1. 06-09-2009 #51
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laker Lanny
    You have to give this guy an "E" for effort!
    Another loyalist, eh?
    Ah, and a Lakers soldier, you could be a general... if only you were a horse...
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  2. 06-09-2009 #52
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    The problem with waiting 24 hours for your new troll to be approved is you can't blame the beer anymore.
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  3. 06-09-2009 #53
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by robbie380
    nice try you fruity roman

    Your tone aside, oooo don't tempt me tough guy.
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  4. 06-09-2009 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by mouse
    The problem with waiting 24 hours for your new troll to be approved is you can't blame the beer anymore.
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  5. 06-09-2009 #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laker Lanny
    You have to give this guy an "E" for effort!
    how about an e for eunuch?
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  6. 06-09-2009 #56
    Rappin Granny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rappin' Caligula
    I've noticed alot of sucka M.C.s in my empire as of late. Needless to say that we are not amused. So I am taking it back to the ancient school.

    Are my loyal subjects ready for my cantus firmus?
    Awwww yeeeah!

    o peasants, ad initio ad infinitum
    Now shut y'all's unworthy moufs, I'm 'bout ta' spit in 'em
    Clean out all them butts ya got some grit in 'em
    I'm the O.G. of sodomy add ad libitum

    Ave atque vale to "rapping" Kobe and Shaq
    Ya try and claim butt fame but yer train came off the track

    Cuz after this would be bliss if, and you'll wish that, it was ante bellum
    Now I'ma give it to those asses like the "hardest" of felon

    Y'all can't even comprehend how brutal this could get
    My idea of carpe diem means Dies Irae in the snake pit

    Or takin' Christian babies from they mom's and stickin' 'em on a spit
    How my ass taste? Ill-bred peons, you're not even fit for a lick.

    I'm the Emperor, , I rule yer whole world
    I'm the ne plus ultra, I'll wet my in yer girl

    Or yer moms or yer bros or yer sisses or you, son
    It's not amour-propre talking, it's become ad nauseum

    Yer rhymes are casus belli, I'm gonna finish this war
    To view each you foos ad volerum would leave us laughing on the floor

    So each of you had lapsus linguae, that ended up in each other's asses
    De facto you should know the truth, de novo take some rappin' classes

    Guess I could teach 'em de profundis after neuterin' 'em.
    But I find that task infra dignitatem to be tutourin' 'em

    Inter nos now pro tempore, I want my quid pro quo
    Before my pax vobis there's is something y'all should know
    I do this not ex officio, in fact pro bono publico
    Cave canum to the es but that's just how tha' world go
    I make Kobe my de jure and Shaq a back-door ho.

    So, mea culpa for the reason they won't show they face
    My magnum opus took their compos mentis blowing out to space

    But in absentia of they asses Spurs Talk will be a better place
    And in toto Shaq and Kobe, how my sanctum sanctorum taste?

    This is M.C. Caligula droppin' it dead language style
    takin' ya'll vulgar masses back to 37 AD... muhfuggas!
    Bow down! Now all must know my glory!
    Remember boys and girls there is no lo tenens for Caligula, es! Pax!

    Dat shet was tight cuz!
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  7. 06-09-2009 #57
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by mouse
    The problem with waiting 24 hours for your new troll to be approved is you can't blame the beer anymore.
    Not unless your life is so debauched that you never stop drinking. Oh and i live in like 30 AD so the beer more fermented honey wine, which if you play your cards right could be my new nickname for you. I just wanted to walk amongst the common folk, you haven't disappointed me my pets.
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  8. 06-09-2009 #58
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rappin Granny
    Dat shet was tight cuz!
    Rappin' Granny, I will miss you most of all when I order the deaths of all Spurstalkers. sigh.
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  9. 06-09-2009 #59
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    Enjoy your rappin while you can Caligula. You will soon fall to the hands of the Praetorian guard and a new emperor will emerge.

    Sic semper tyrannis
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  10. 06-09-2009 #60
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    I created a few screen names to do battle with you meet me here around this time tomorrow!
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  11. 06-09-2009 #61
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by Libri
    Enjoy your rappin while you can Caligula. You will soon fall to the hands of the Praetorian guard and a new emperor will emerge.

    Sic semper tyrannis
    Is this Cassius Chaerea? You old jokester. You down to watch game 3? O.K. see you at the weekly book club meeting and cookie bake-off. Praetorian guard, scoff, you had me goin' you delightful so and so.
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  12. 06-09-2009 #62
    Kori Ellis
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    This was so horrible that I should probably ban people from starting more Rappin' trolls.

    Leave it to the professionals.
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  13. 06-09-2009 #63
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by The other side
    I created a few screen names to do battle with you meet me here around this time tomorrow!
    Your Caesar does not take orders from his underlings, however I will read my runes, study some cat entrails, a large fish and based upon that take consideration to your call for battle.
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  14. 06-09-2009 #64
    ginobili's bald spot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kori Ellis
    This was so horrible that I should probably ban people from starting more Rappin' trolls.

    Leave it to the professionals.
    That's exactly what I said. Minus the banning part of course.
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  15. 06-09-2009 #65
    Kori Ellis
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    Quote Originally Posted by mouse
    The problem with waiting 24 hours for your new troll to be approved is you can't blame the beer anymore.
    Sorry about having to wait. timvp tries to handle it as soon as possible.

    We are having issues with someone (both on and off the board). That's why it's necessary right now. But it's just temporary. It will go back to no wait soon.
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  16. 06-09-2009 #66
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kori Ellis
    This was so horrible that I should probably ban people from starting more Rappin' trolls.

    Leave it to the professionals.
    "The professionals"? Yes, all the professional rappers on Spurstalk. Ban me? Why ban someone creating so much joy in his Empire? Applaud my invention, yes.
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  17. 06-09-2009 #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rappin' Caligula
    "The professionals"? Yes, all the professional rappers on Spurstalk. Ban me? Why ban someone creating so much joy in his Empire? Applaud my invention, yes.
    I didn't say ban you. I said ban people from starting more Rappin' trolls. Meaning, no more Rappin' trolls would be able to be created.
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  18. 06-09-2009 #68
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kori Ellis
    I didn't say ban you. I said ban people from starting more Rappin' trolls. Meaning, no more Rappin' trolls would be able to be created.
    Ah, well I appreciate the support of the former lords of Spurs Talk. This must be an awkward transition. Rest easy, you two will have a place in my proxy senate.
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  19. 06-09-2009 #69
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by ginobili's bald spot
    That's exactly what I said. Minus the banning part of course.
    Really? 'Cause when you said it it sounded more like "Thank you Caligula for your teaching, you are a blessing to this board and a personal hero of mine". Which I agree with.
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  20. 06-09-2009 #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by ginobili's bald spot
    Thank you Caligula for your teaching, you are a blessing to this board and a personal hero of mine.
    ^see?
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  21. 06-09-2009 #71
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    come on bump this troll sucks
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  22. 06-09-2009 #72
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwordsMan
    come on bump this troll sucks
    Do you not know your Emperor when he stands before you? Does Bump know sop re latin? Huh? Does he? Hush, little one.
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  23. 06-09-2009 #73
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Quote Originally Posted by robbie380
    how about an e for eunuch?
    or Erection, like you're giving me with all your insolence.
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  24. 06-09-2009 #74
    Rappin' Caligula
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    Also, Ginobili's Bald Spot, the fat girl in your sig. I wish to eat soup from betwixt her butt-cheeks. Can this be arranged? Money is not an issue.
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  25. 06-09-2009 #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rappin' Caligula
    or Erection, like you're giving me with all your insolence.
    stfu or i will give you a roman soldier helmet
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