Free Quattro Razor (19)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Greaaatt. There are a zillion kids swimming in my backyard and I just heard someone scream "Oh gawd, my balls!" I am not going out there.

i see you taught your daughter well

[ShoogarBear]

I'm entirely too sleepy for it to be almost noon.

Sounds like somebody had a busy night.

[CuckingFunt]

Greaaatt. There are a zillion kids swimming in my backyard and I just heard someone scream "Oh gawd, my balls!" I am not going out there.

Sounds like the responsible choice.

[Melmart1]

I'd give her a hug...but she'd probably hit me for it!


After I hugged Mel though.

Gotdamn right you better hug me first.

Wait, are you saying I need a hug? Or do you just WANT to hug me?

[Melmart1]

She prob would hit you.

Mel prob wouldnt accept your hug cause your not a female.

Good gawd, still hanging on to that?

You hang on to petty worse than a woman.

[samikeyp]

Gotdamn right you better hug me first.

Wait, are you saying I need a hug? Or do you just WANT to hug me?

I want to hug you. and if you need one, even better.

[CuckingFunt]

Good gawd, still hanging on to that?

You hang on to petty worse than a woman.

This doesn't surprise me.

ATRAIN screams insecurity.

[ShoogarBear]

Mel? Hah, Mel won't even meet you even if there's a free game involving her beluuuved Red Sux.

[Melmart1]

Why would I want to meet anyone from here? So I can hear the tall tales and exaggerations in person? At least here I can scroll past the BS.

[jman3000]

Tall tales? No tall tales here.

Did I ever tell y'all about that time my penis was four feet long?

[Melmart1]

Tall tales? No tall tales here.

Did I ever tell y'all about that time my penis was four feet long?

Still not as long as one of Sandra's calves.

[jman3000]

or her neck for that matter.

[jman3000]

Now I feel insignificant : /

[ashbeeigh]

tall tales and Sandra.

[ShoogarBear]

Tall tales? No tall tales here.

Did I ever tell y'all about that time my penis was four feet long?

[ORION]

i see you taught your daughter well

Or not good enough ! Ooohhh

[ORION]

Greaaatt. There are a zillion kids swimming in my backyard and I just heard someone scream "Oh gawd, my balls!" I am not going out there.

Is your son playing Hoop it Up this weekend? I will be playing.

[ORION]

This guy had his company name on the side of his truck. Its called "Trim Masters"
That's awesome.

[ShoogarBear]

There's a course they used to teach out at Camp Bullis that was called Bushmaster.

That was old school.

[Silver21_Black20]

Wtf?

[ShoogarBear]

Still sharp as a tack, aren't you?

[jman3000]

I wish I was as popular as Shoog. His 8xx page visits make me jealous.

[jman3000]

Bleh... he's such an attention . Thinks he's so great.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why can't you type anything in all caps? I typed WTF? in all caps but it didn't come out as such.

[Silver21_Black20]

Why can't you type anything in all caps? I typed WTF? in all caps but it didn't come out as such.

WTF? did come out in all caps. You lying !!