The Top 1000 Facts about Kobe Bryant Thread
- on his Ipod, he listens to the "Be Like Mike" gatorade commercial, where he dubbed "Kobe" over every instance of "Mike" during the song
- has his mugshot picture hanging above his bed, placed by Vanessa Bryant to remind him who's now in charge
- owns NBA 2k6, 2k7, 2k8, and 2k9, all of them with a custom image of himself on the cover
- paid programmers to edit Shaq out of his copy of the NBA 2k games
- considers having to pass to a teammate a 'turnover' and a missed opportunity at using his 'teeth face'
- gets very upset when anyone brings up the Charlotte Hornets draft fiasco
- after many failed attempts at a worthy nickname, he watched the movie KILL BILL and thought to himself "Black Mamba! I got it!"
- influenced sexual predators everywhere with a golden line of defense : "Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did."
- has a custom made mirror next to his basketball court to practice his facial expressions after tough shots
- brings food and supplies to a young man named KB24PAH, who lives with Kobe in the guest house. Vanessa Bryant doesn't allow the young man inside the house
- ADD YOUR OWN !
Last edited by MiamiHeat; 06-13-2009 at 06:06 AM.
nice
-Spends time writing Chuck Norris jokes but he replaces it with his name
-Hangs his gold medal above his championship trophies suggesting that it's actually more important, therefore it beats Shaqs 06 championship
-Is a very well known political activist in California lobbying for the state to lower its age of consent laws
This might be cool if any of them were funny...
-Spends time writing Chuck Norris jokes but he replaces it with his name
-Hangs his gold medal above his championship trophies suggesting that it's actually more important, therefore it beats Shaqs 06 championship
-Is a very well known political activist in California lobbying for the state to lower its age of consent laws
Where's the other 990? Or can't Miamifan count?
BTW... when can Wade win one without Shaq? huh? huh?
Must come from an old list.
I'm loving all the Laker/Kobe hate threads right now. Just goes to show they're doing really good things.
- has his mugshot picture hanging above his bed, placed by Vanessa Bryant to remind him who's now in charge
lol nice
Kobe's underwear has holes in them.
Didn't think the thread could get any worse but then BUMP busted out a Chuck Norris reference.
Stupid thread, but this one is full of win.
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