Have you ever been in a fight?

[IronMexican]

A lot

[Fat Bones]

One time at H.E.B., I was waiting patiently for this parking space while this lady was getting in her car. When she finally backed out, this other guy came from the other direction and whipped into the spot, despite the fact that I was sitting there with my blinker on...It was a bad day already, and this didn't help.

After he shut his car off, he just sat in his car, while I fumed. I eased my car up and tapped his bumper, backed up and did it again, this time leaving it against the bumper. I shut my car off, got out, walked up to his window, busted it out with my flashlight. Then I grabbed him and dragged him out of his car, and proceeded to beat and kick the living out of him.

That's all I remember, until I heard the sirens coming from the distance.


At work, this other er kept taking my stapler, without telling me, and never bringing it back to my desk. He'd leave it at the copier, or the fax machine, where anyone could get it. I told him to cut it out, but he didn't listen. The next time I found it at the copier, I asked him if he forgot my stapler there. He said, "Yeah. Got a problem with it?" I just slammed the stapler into his forehead, and kept slamming it there again and again.

That's all I remember, until I heard the sirens coming from the distance.


No, I'm lying. In most fights, I just lay there until they eventually quit hitting me. That usually works.

[SpursStalker]

^^^^

[Duff McCartney]

I wonder where some of you grew up where you could get away without fighting.

I don't think where you live necessarily has anything to do with you being in fights. It has to do with your personality and at ude. My cousins grew up on the west side as well...close to where Manny grew up also. One of them was only in two fights ever..and the other one as far as I know never got into a fight at all.

Both of them are very laid back and easy to get along with. I can't say I ever grew up in a "rough" area of town..I never did. But even if I did my mom and dad had always instilled in me that fighting doesn't solve anything.

[stretch]

I don't think where you live necessarily has anything to do with you being in fights. It has to do with your personality and at ude. My cousins grew up on the west side as well...close to where Manny grew up also. One of them was only in two fights ever..and the other one as far as I know never got into a fight at all.

Both of them are very laid back and easy to get along with. I can't say I ever grew up in a "rough" area of town..I never did. But even if I did my mom and dad had always instilled in me that fighting doesn't solve anything.

For the most part, people don't get into fights for no reason whatsoever. Usually acting like a moron, having a bad temper, or simply having a love for fighting (which is lame) is what leads to fights. If you act with some sense, and keep your cool, you probably won't get into many, if any fights. If you do, it will solely be in defense because of some moron that has no sense and wants to fight for the sake of fighting (like people who start fights over stuff like sports).

[jman3000]

Only real fight I've ever been in was during football practice. I was an O lineman and we were doing drills. One of the defensive linemen kept ing that I was holding and to quit my . The next play I held him as obvious as possible then told him to off. He went ape and started to head butt me. It was pretty much the most re ed fight ever because we both had full pads on. I ended up taking my helmet off and slamming it as hard as I could against his. He fell down and we got separated. As I was being pulled back he got up and kicked me right in the nuts. Pretty much the worst fight ever.

[stretch]

I almost forgot about 8 or 9 months ago I almost did get into a fight at a gym though. Some dumbass that had like a 14 year old kid guarding him kept abusing him. So after a couple scores, I came and doubled him from his blind side, and ended up blocking him. He tried doing the same thing the next trip down, and I blocked him again. The third time he got wise and dribbled out, which at that point I told the kid to switch with me. The guy tried to drive past me but couldnt, and like a moron, he killed his dribble, so I crowded him. He was considerably shorter than me, although a lot more muscular, but he wasnt able to get a pass or shot off with me on him, so like a , he elbowed me in the face, then shot the ball and it hit front iron and he got the offensive rebound. he tried to pass it but i tipped it, and as i went to grab the ball, he elbowed me again. I told him to cut that mess out, and he got in my face and pointed at me, and told me to watch myself. I told him to cool off and stop throwing elbows, and then he lost it and slapped me (who the slaps people these days? for s sake if you are going to start a physical altercation with me, ing punch me like a man). As I went at him, he ran backwards and had two of his friends grab me to hold me back. Those were the only guys that did, because everyone else wanted me to go after the guy, even his own teammates, cuz they all knew what a move it was for him to hit me, then run backwards like Carmello, and tell his friends to grab me. I was extremely pissed, but cooled off and just played basketball. He didn't score a single point after that, as I swatted his a few more times, and I hit the game winner in his face, and told him to suck my . He didn't do anything cuz he looked like a total at that point, and he knew it too.

funnier than that, a friend of mine was talking to him about it later, saying he was a for what he did. a couple days later, the guy saw my friend at the gym again, and asked if they were cool. my friend said "whats done is done, but you're still a -made ho". the guy said "good im glad your cool now. wanna play on my team?"

lol what a puss

[jman3000]

I love how pretty much everyone in this thread wins all their fights

[MannyIsGod]

I don't think where you live necessarily has anything to do with you being in fights. It has to do with your personality and at ude. My cousins grew up on the west side as well...close to where Manny grew up also. One of them was only in two fights ever..and the other one as far as I know never got into a fight at all.

Both of them are very laid back and easy to get along with. I can't say I ever grew up in a "rough" area of town..I never did. But even if I did my mom and dad had always instilled in me that fighting doesn't solve anything.

Sure - you go on thinking that. But when you're in a place where people pick on the weak, fighting solves a of a lot. Sometimes it just takes a fight or two, but I know for a fact just getting your ass kicked day after day sure as solves less than fighting.

[MannyIsGod]

I love how pretty much everyone in this thread wins all their fights

I was thinking about that when I was writing my post. I thought I was going to be the only chump who actually wrote about when he got his ass kicked. I didn't win them all, I didn't lose them all, but I sure as lost some.

[manufan10]

One time at H.E.B., I was waiting patiently for this parking space while this lady was getting in her car. When she finally backed out, this other guy came from the other direction and whipped into the spot, despite the fact that I was sitting there with my blinker on...It was a bad day already, and this didn't help.

After he shut his car off, he just sat in his car, while I fumed. I eased my car up and tapped his bumper, backed up and did it again, this time leaving it against the bumper. I shut my car off, got out, walked up to his window, busted it out with my flashlight. Then I grabbed him and dragged him out of his car, and proceeded to beat and kick the living out of him.

That's all I remember, until I heard the sirens coming from the distance.

Reminds me of the scene from Fried Green Tomatoes! Did you make that up, or did you steal it from the movie?

[stretch]

Sure - you go on thinking that. But when you're in a place where people pick on the weak, fighting solves a of a lot. Sometimes it just takes a fight or two, but I know for a fact just getting your ass kicked day after day sure as solves less than fighting.

I think he meant it more so as in being the aggressor in a fight, doesn't solve anything. If you are the bigger, picking on the weak... what does fighting them solve? Nothing, just makes you less insecure about your lack of a penis.

[stretch]

I was thinking about that when I was writing my post. I thought I was going to be the only chump who actually wrote about when he got his ass kicked. I didn't win them all, I didn't lose them all, but I sure as lost some.

Not gunna lie, in the one i wrote about the basketball court, I probably would have lost that one. Even though he was shorter, he was a lot bigger than me. But I didn't care, I was going to at least make him pay for it with a few good blows to the face.

[tp2021]

I broke my cousin's arm at a backyard party at my house while we were still in elementary school.

in mexicans, man.

[Eminem]

lol Spurstalk poster's official fight record is 146-0

There are some bad mother ers on spurstalk.

[jacobdrj]

In lower-school I got into 1 very small spat with a guy named Matt (son of one of the teachers). Nothing really came of it. I was always the 'big guy' and usually kept to myself, so I never seemed to get into any trouble.

[jman3000]

For the record, my fight was a draw. Although since I was kicked in the balls technically everyone loses.

[ashbeeigh]

challenge her to a fight

Yeah Ash get your revenge against that broad!!

She'd beat my ass. Book it.

[florige]

lol Spurstalk poster's official fight record is 146-0

There are some bad mother ers on spurstalk.

Nah' Ash's fight was pretty cut and dry.

[Spurminator]

When I was 7, I was playing Candy Land with this other kid in my class, and he won by cheating. So I shived him.

[manufan10]

lol Spurstalk poster's official fight record is 146-0

There are some bad mother ers on spurstalk.

Just like in basketball, Spurstalk would be better than the all-NBA first team.

[stretch]

She'd beat my ass. Book it.

pussy

[Imposter]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthre...ghlight=secret

[E20]

I was in a fight once. 2nd grade some white dude was being an ass to him he shoved me I pushed him back we got on the ground frolicked and then we got seperated. Two days later we became friends. LOL

My senior year I witnessed a fight of my friend and some other dude. I was there watchign the whole thing and I got suspended as well for some reason. So I guess you can count that.

[mavs>spurs2]

I was in a fight once. 2nd grade some white dude was being an ass to him he shoved me I pushed him back we got on the ground frolicked and then we got seperated. Two days later we became friends. LOL

My senior year I witnessed a fight of my friend and some other dude. I was there watchign the whole thing and I got suspended as well for some reason. So I guess you can count that.

awesome sig. Ronnie used to work out at the Gold's over here where I live