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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    holy ! i just encountered the hottest jehovah's witness i have ever laid eyes on. damn that chick was fine! of course she had some old hag with her but damn while she was reading me that scripture i was thinking some dirty thoughts... man oh man.

    you guys should had seen this chick!

    oh and then they ask me blah blah and i had to let them know my boss wouldn't be interested in their stuff considering he's a big jew. haha. they were like, "oh ok... well see ya later!" and i hope i do see her later. damn!

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    Why did you quote yourself?

    I've never seen a female Jehovah's Witness going around. Interesting. Hopefully she'll come knocking on my door.

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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    I was raised a Jehovah's Witness and there is def some eye candy throughout the congregations.

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    Did she have red hair?

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    IMHO, when it come to hot looking women...there are no boundaries.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Can I get a witness!!

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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    I was raised a Jehovah's Witness and there is def some eye candy throughout the congregations.
    +1

    I have been to a few meetings over the last few years and yeah there are some hotties. Def not a place to hit on girl though.

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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    +1

    I have been to a few meetings over the last few years and yeah there are some hotties. Def not a place to hit on girl though.


    Have you ever been to any of the conventions? That place for most of us was like a big ass dating habitat. We used to walk around 75% of the time trying to pull chicks who were not listening like we were. I never stayed in my seat at those things with all that different ass that used to be there. Especially when the convention was held in PA.

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    I don't know why anyone would think that Jehovah Witness would not have beautiful, hot women.

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    Why did you quote yourself?

    I've never seen a female Jehovah's Witness going around. Interesting. Hopefully she'll come knocking on my door.
    i didn't mean to... accidentally pushed the quote button instead of the edit and then published it, saw i had quoted my original post and quickly edited it and tried to delete the quote as good as i could. just wanted to add a " 's " onto jehovah is all. haha.

    and nah this chick wasn't a red head... she was a hot little mexican chick just like i like my women. damn she was hot! beautiful face, stunning eyes, tight little figure, and very personable. damn oh damn i would go to church with her if she asked.

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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    i didn't mean to... accidentally pushed the quote button instead of the edit and then published it, saw i had quoted my original post and quickly edited it and tried to delete the quote as good as i could. just wanted to add a " 's " onto jehovah is all. haha.

    and nah this chick wasn't a red head... she was a hot little mexican chick just like i like my women. damn she was hot! beautiful face, stunning eyes, tight little figure, and very personable. damn oh damn i would go to church with her if she asked.


    Dude ALL you had to do was fake like you were interested. Jehovah's Witnesses have a thing that is called, return visits, and bible studies. If you had pretended that you were interested she would had arranged another visit. Now whether or not she returned with her husband or boyfriend is up for question. But most of the time when women (especially if they are hot as you say this girl was) comes in with the intial visit, you may get one or two visits from her before they turn it over to a male in the congregation. Or if she is married her husband. She would never come back by herself. Unless she wanted it or something. lol

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    Dude ALL you had to do was fake like you were interested. Jehovah's Witnesses have a thing that is called, return visits, and bible studies. If you had pretended that you were interested she would had arranged another visit. Now whether or not she returned with her husband or boyfriend is up for question. But most of the time when women (especially if they are hot as you say this girl was) comes in with the intial visit, you may get one or two visits from her before they turn it over to a male in the congregation. Or if she is married her husband. She would never come back by herself. Unless she wanted it or something. lol
    Well they dont let the females go without males back so a return visit from her prob wouldnt have happened. Had he shown interest a male would have come back for a return visit and to set up a bible study.

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    Have you ever been to any of the conventions? That place for most of us was like a big ass dating habitat. We used to walk around 75% of the time trying to pull chicks who were not listening like we were. I never stayed in my seat at those things with all that different ass that used to be there. Especially when the convention was held in PA.
    lol yeah I could see that happening but no my mom made me stay close so I coudlnt wander and get into trouble. Several years ago when I went back to study again it was different cause I was older. Funny thing is when I started studying again I started saying God damn a LOT!! I dont get it. My Aunt would lecture me and tell me that if I wasnt involved then the girls wouldnt look at me but I didnt really see that.

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    lol yeah I could see that happening but no my mom made me stay close so I coudlnt wander and get into trouble. Several years ago when I went back to study again it was different cause I was older. Funny thing is when I started studying again I started saying God damn a LOT!! I dont get it. My Aunt would lecture me and tell me that if I wasnt involved then the girls wouldnt look at me but I didnt really see that.


    Oh yeah when I was younger my mom was the same way. I was talking about once I became a teenager and pretty much did whatever I wanted. Once I became of age I never sat with my mom at the conventions anymore. Man there were soooo many loose s there you wouldn;t believe it. Alot of them I knew turned out preggo too.

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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Well they dont let the females go without males back so a return visit from her prob wouldnt have happened. Had he shown interest a male would have come back for a return visit and to set up a bible study.


    Yeah I couldn't remember if it were a visit or two. The only way kw would had been able to get in would to have a sister, or a female friend who was in on the take. lol

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    One of the hottest chicks I have ever known is a Jehova's Witness. She was pissed at me for ing her married sister though.

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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    One of the hottest chicks I have ever known is a Jehova's Witness. She was pissed at me for ing her married sister though.


    Was her sister a JW?

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Was her sister a JW?
    I don't know. She wasn't a practicing one though.

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    Does any one know why there are no windows in a JW church???????

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    With all that ass going around, it's no wonder Prince joined as quickly as he did.

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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Does any one know why there are no windows in a JW church???????



    So we won't have problems with burglaries.

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    Does any one know why there are no windows in a JW church???????
    because its built and funded by its members. All the work done to the Kingdom halls are done by the congregations. Some of them are professionals and builders but most arent. Plus its cheaper not to have windows.

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    So we won't have problems with burglaries.
    lmao whatever hahahah

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    lmao whatever hahahah


    I honestly never knew why we never had windows. I remember a long time ago before the quick builds, alot of the older "churches" as marini called it had windows. lol The first hall I went to was a church before. I remember the quick build they had to replace that was done in 3 days.

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