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I beat up this kid on the grade school playground... He was talking a lot of from the swing set so I calmly approached him, punched him in the face, then got back in my car and continued on to work.
No, I just know my limits and that's one of mine.
I beat up this kid on the grade school playground... He was talking a lot of from the swing set so I calmly approached him, punched him in the face, then got back in my car and continued on to work.
rofl rofl rofl
good work
I think, I am going to go kick the living out of the first person that looks at me cross tonight at the bar. Depends on if the wife picks up on my vibe beforehand, who knows.
Hopefully, hes some pacifist bag.
Where you headed, DR?
The Red Ox over on Hall and 53 ain't bad if you want to check out something different.
I got into one figh in high school. It was pretty much a draw, it started during a game of tackle football after school.
Since them I've been in maybe 6 or 7 bar fights, for some reason people would start with me, they'd walk up to me talk their and before they had a chance to throw the first blow I always did and never got punched back. It was always clean and efficient. I hate fighting, I have a fear of it in fact but I have a theory that has worked for me, if you are in an uncomfortable situation and you are 90 percent sure its going to come to blows, always throw the first punch and make sure its a good one. I have stuck to this and never been ed up or had any kind of marks on me from a fight other than my knuckles. Even against much bigger dudes, I have found once they see some blood on their face they cave in like a little girl and want no part of you.
I also posted last year about beating the out of my brother in law where I broke my hand the day afte halloween. My hand is still kind of ed up from that . That's what I get for continuously punching that er on the base and top of his skull. One of my many hooks caught my thumb and snapped it where the thumb meets the rest of the hand. There is still a lage lump(calcium deposit) there and some pain.
With the exception of that one fight, I am truly a scrappy fighter and I will do whatever is necessary to survive/win. If you are arm choking me and I am able to bite your arm, I am going to bite so hard that I will rip off the flesh. I will low blow you 10000000 times if I have to. I will eye poke you etc etc.
man there is some funny in this thread. alright so , one time when i was younger (maybe 19 0r 20) i was at a house party with my little bro and little sister and some friends , and some dude my bro thought was his friend jacked him in the lip as he was walking past the guy . i didnt see it, so my brother walked up to me with this dribble of blood coming out the corner of his mouth and with a clinched jaw said " hey this dude just popped me for no reason, i thought he was my friend" blah blah. well i lost it and said show me who it was. he was like, that guy right there. i look and there is a gangstar looking guy walking across the yard, kinda in my direction but not really. under any other cir stance i would not have messed with this guy, but i was enraged. so i walk towards him and as i get close i said "did you punch my brother?" well he only had enough time to look and see if i was talking to him before i bent him over with a right hook. he was gonna hit the deck but i stood him back up with a left and then put him down with another right. so then of course i jumped on him and had him in a headlock and was seriously pounding his face when my brother wound back with his boot, but the guy rolled er somethin and jonny booted me square in the back. i mean he really kicked the outta me. i looked up and he was like oh sorry B. so im about to start pounding this dude again when i realized ever since we hit the ground this guy had his teeth sunk into my left bicept. then it was like oh get this animal off me. so i hit him harder a couple times and he let go and they broke us up.this is when it gets crazy. he gets up and goes inside ( i stayed outside so i only heard the madness) and grabs a bottle of vodka , smashes it on the table and starts lunging at people including the hosts mother. he ended up stabbing and slicing 3 or 4 people before they got the bottle away. then he got dragged out front where 6 of my buddies went round robin on his ass. he was taken away in an ambulance and in the end i ended up feeling real bad about the whole thing. i had his teeth marks on me for weeks and the whole time i was afraid him and his gangsta friends would find out who i was and hunt me down. the only good thing that night was the guys that got sliced ended up at my house and they werent pissed. they were sayin, yeah you f'kd him up dude, made him lose his mind and all this stuff. im humble about this story, not tryin to sound like a hardass and the reason all my friends kept talking about it was because it was so unexpected from a person like me. to this day, people joke about " dont mess with jonny, B will go mike tyson on yo ass" i did feel like a boxer after that though, i couldnt believe i hit him like that the first 3 times. i still cant believe i did that. oh well, my little brother knows i got his back and thats good.
I've been in 6 fights in my life, king-hit 4 times - being tall makes you a target. On one particularly memorable occasion I was attacked by 3 pussies, each of whom had a good old go but couldn't do more than bloody my nose. I couldn't retaliate though because they were backed up by two particularly nasty islanders who would've killed me if I did.
That was all in the bad old days though, when I was young and stupid and drunk and in the wrong places at the wrong times. These days I can see a fight coming 10 minutes before it happens and avoid it instead. Ultimately, no-one wins from fighting.
king-hit?
I had to google that. I must be old.
1. The most hardcore, damage-maximising, chronicly solid punch that can be thrown. Send's the aggressor off balance if it doesn't hit the intended target.
2. A Very Very large sized bong of cannabis.
1. "He tried to King Hit me, so I easily dodged to the right, jabbed him twice in the stomach, then let go a King Hit of my own while he was still keeled over."
2. "Ohhh...That waz a King Hit!"
2. King Hit 8 up, 5 down
Hard and unexpected punch between the eyes.
"This flicked my nuts, so I king hit that ho".
3. King hit
What you do to a lippy woman, child or cripple.
"Sally the wheelchair bounded spastic made fun of my hat so when she turned around I king hit her in the back of the head as hard as I could."
On Friday I was in a huge ass ing brawl. was crazy, I was at this party on my street- just a couple of houses down from mine. We were having fun, there were a load of girls, there was good music, I was dancing with some sexy ass chick. The Kids who were throwing the party are pretty good friends with me. They're some cool ass kids from Costa Rica. But anyways, It was a good ass party and all until like 10 cars pulled up, big black gangster dudes started coming out and . And at that time the door to the house was wide open because somebody probably forgot to close it or something.
As soon as I saw them coming I knew they were coming to fight not party. I started yelling " Close the ing door!!!" but it was too late they all just rushed up in there and started hitting every one inside. I was just swinging wildy, because there were fists just flying everywhere, bottles were being thrown and . The crazy part was most of the other kids couldn't really fight back because most of them were drunk and .
All the fine girls started screaming and running out of the house, that was for like 6 minutes, then the gangsters just started running out of the house and back into their cars and they sped off. There was just blood and , and broken bottles, all the girls were gone, just total disarray everywhere. All the other kids there were pretty enraged because the gangster dudes just came and ed up a good party for no apparent reason. And the other thing was that everybody in the party was no younger than 17 and I was the oldest there and im 19 but the guys we fought looked like they were in their late 30s or even early 40s.
Im still pissed now cuz I think I would have got some at that party and guys were just having a good time. Its making me mad right now even typing this...
I was in a similar situation once when a bunch of thugs crashed a party that I had quietly crashed. It didn't long before they were swinging belt buckles and throwing bottles. Those situations are scary as all .
It was a stupid comment by me. I had some go down on Friday at work, got really drunk, really early.
Sorry for being a bag. Thats not me.
Really dude? You might want to rephrase that statement. I'm just saying.
Islanders are so dam scary. I'm like 5'11 75kgs, there in 6'5 prolly topping 120 kgs. This is only when they're 16, 17 aswell.
Out somewhere at night or at a party and I see them I'm gone. So violent.
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