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She was Free-to-Lay..
http://www.newsok.com/feed/box-of-ch..._headline_news
A woman pleaded no contest last week to pros ution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.
Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest.
According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up.
The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a pros ute there.
Smith told police the man told her he was looking for company but he didn’t have any money, so she agreed to be paid with a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in the back of his car.
When asked if she had ever been arrested for pros ution, Smith told police "Yes. Two or three times,” authorities said.
Smith was arrested on complaints of pros ution and su ion of driving with a suspended license. The man was not arrested.
She was Free-to-Lay..
Apparently she was all that and a bag of chips.
He was looking for some Chips Ahoe.
Wait, the man wasn't arrested?
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she chose the combo to go with her footlong
Flashing her headlights????? LOL
Too many bad puns in one thread.
Wrong brand but:
Once he popped, she just couldn't stop!
Bet you can't eat just one.
I imagine the mugshot would have looked something like this :
I think it might have looked more like thisI imagine the mugshot would have looked something like this :
I think it might have looked more like this
In a related item, I think we've finally figured out who this is:
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