I'm not sure whether gtownspur likes building strawmen, maybe as a hobby or something, or if he really doesn't understand what I was talking about. I expect Wild Cobra not to understand what I am talking about.
But just in case, gtownspur, you really didn't understand, which again, frankly, I doubt, that wasn't meant to be an exhaustive treatment of all the conservative ideas which have ever been uttered by purveyors of right-wing ideology throughout the chronicles of time, but rather a lament of the sorry state of present political discourse in the United States of America. It would be truly lovely if the average American conservative's persona were as if he were the offspring of writers from First Things and The Economist, however, that is unfortunately not the reality in which I currently find myself. If it is in fact the reality in which you find yourself, and your reality is genuinely extant rather than simply the effect of your choice of mind-altering substances (cue WC here), please clue me in to where exactly it is you live so I can move there.