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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    There's a coach who's defined, As the greatest of all time,
    And he's building a stairway to eleven,
    Up in Cleveland Shaq sings, Of a ring for the king,
    But King Kobe already has four,
    Ooh, ooh, and Phil's building a stairway to eleven,

    Now in Boston they need, To at least sign Rasheed,
    If they want any chance at a le,
    Cause L.A. was the best, Then they added Artest,
    Now they barely have even a rival,
    Ooh, ooh, and Phil's building a stairway to eleven,

    In Orlando, they're sure, That Vince Carter's the cure,
    But a le they will not be winning,
    Because Ron from the hood's, Coming to Hollywood,
    They'll be only one Magic left grinning,
    Ooh, can I get a witness, Ooh, can I get a witness,

    As Mark Cuban makes bids, For an old aging Kidd,
    All the teams in the West are left crying,
    When your dealing is done, With Richard Jefferson,
    Well, I think you had better keep trying,
    Ooh, can I get a witness, Ooh, I really need a witness,

    Shaquille and Lebron can do dances, Put on a real show,
    But that won't make those missed free throws,
    The league just saw their le chances, Go right up in smoke,
    When Artest signed with the Lakers,
    Can I get a witness?

    And as Phil rides on down the road, Ten rings are under his control,
    Zen spirit running through his soul, With a lady we all know,
    Another le is the goal, For the purple and gold,
    And if you know your basketball, The scene will come to you at rest,
    It's Phil and Kobe and Gasol, Celebrating with Artest,

    And Phil's building a stairway to eleven...

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    Veteran
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    Gay and got

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    Veteran TheProfessor's Avatar
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    That's you, isn't it, Machine? Unless of course you sat there and typed out all the lyrics.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    That's you, isn't it, Machine? Unless of course you sat there and typed out all the lyrics.
    copy and pasted from his blog....but id love to learn how to play the guitar

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    I own Allanon mavs>spurs2's Avatar
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    laker fans are the biggest group of bags there are. apologies to Iron Mexican and some of the few cool ones

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    I can't decide what is more sexual, making this song, or posting this song on a message board because you like it so much.

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    He tried to make it look good by relating it to Led Zepelin, not happening buddy.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    I can't decide what is more sexual, making this song, or posting this song on a message board because you like it so much.

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    I imagine people that like this song also like Sasha Vujacic.....I'll bet you wanted LA to trade for Richard Jefferson.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    I imagine people that like this song also like Sasha Vujacic.....I'll bet you wanted LA to trade for Richard Jefferson.
    Just to keep my boy Walton happy

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    come on guys, I thought he did an admirable job fitting the Laker lyrics into that tune...not bad at all IMO

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    Just to keep my boy Walton happy

    If that contract doesn't keep Luke Walton happy then nothing would.

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    I never said gay people were bad.....nothing wrong with being gay.

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    Believe. VivaPopovich's Avatar
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    is that you machine? yeah, you look like a message board regular lol

    your not from la either, i can tell. laker fan eh?

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    drhouse

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    he sounds like weird al

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    Defense Wins Championships Texas_Ranger's Avatar
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    Legitimate All-Star manustarting2gd's Avatar
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    Pompous and gy. And you knew better than to add S.A. up in that b.s.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    come on guys..you have Jefferson...you need to open up to this . lol

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    The Wemby Assembly z0sa's Avatar
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    come on guys..you have Jefferson...you need to open up to this . lol
    So you agree only a got would like this ?

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    Artest needs to stop doing anything music related, from raps to singing to MJ tributes


    LMFAO

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    the ovens are our hearts. BlackBellamy's Avatar
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    The Artest tribute to MJ is much better than the fella with his acoustic, it has lots of heart. He wants to hold his hand, fer chrissakes!

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    Just another fail from TheMachine.

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    Forever A SPURS Fan
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    Fail.....................

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