Spurstalkers ages?

[J.T.]

I see JT is talking about wasted exploits.... I can only attest that he did pass out in my living room and we let him sleep it off here.

I don't remember much about that night to be perfectly honest. I remember drinking around 16 of the XX's that I brought and kept having to bug Jason for his bottle opener. Probably drank a few cans of beer. People started feeding me shots which was probably a bad idea. I had at least three shots of crown, a few of the Slovenian , a few of Shoog's scotch and the last alcohol I remember drinking was a dub shot of Everclear courtesy of Batman.

Trainwreck puked in that throwback Astros jersey.

Shortly after I was seduced into smoking out half the party.

Then I woke up with like 1/30th the amount of weed I showed up with and immediately went to Whataburger after leaving your house.

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah, that's what I meant. The only one's I remember meeting there were trainwreak, manny, spurschick and of course you Kori, since you actually came up to me and asked "who's this?"
I also remember you bringing up my t-mac sig.
The person I remember the most was Slomo. Dude gave me a man's hand shake. I think he had big hands too. (Don't get any ideas guys...)
For some reason, there I might have seen Timvp in the middle somewhere with shades and a hat... Probably with a beard as well..
Correct me if I'm wrong LJ. XD

with a hat and beard is likely

[IronMexican]

18, any words of wisdom from the elders

Don't try to talk to girls who have bulges around their Vagina.

[J.T.]

18, any words of wisdom from the elders

Don't sign any legally binding contracts (s/a credit card offers)
Don't use condoms. It's 2009, there's no excuse for her not to have BC.
Don't start a cocaine habit thinking you won't get addicted to it.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

Don't try to talk to girls who have bulges around their Vagina.

AKA a F.U.P.A.

[Kori Ellis]

I don't remember much about that night to be perfectly honest. I remember drinking around 16 of the XX's that I brought and kept having to bug Jason for his bottle opener. Probably drank a few cans of beer. People started feeding me shots which was probably a bad idea. I had at least three shots of crown, a few of the Slovenian , a few of Shoog's scotch and the last alcohol I remember drinking was a dub shot of Everclear courtesy of Batman.

Trainwreck puked in that throwback Astros jersey.

Shortly after I was seduced into smoking out half the party.

Then I woke up with like 1/30th the amount of weed I showed up with and immediately went to Whataburger after leaving your house.

I think people played poker for like 3 hours after you passed out. So I just put a blanket on you and figured you'd let yourself out when you woke up

[Gummi Clutch]

Don't sign any legally binding contracts (s/a credit card offers)
Don't use condoms. It's 2009, there's no excuse for her not to have BC.
Don't start a cocaine habit thinking you won't get addicted to it.

Thats actually pretty useful, thnx net mentor!

[J.T.]

There's a picture of me holding up a broom while chugging a Shiner from that party, I know that. All my vMoney to whoever can post it.

[Duncan2177]

32

[Kori Ellis]

There's a picture of me holding up a broom while chugging a Shiner from that party, I know that. All my vMoney to whoever can post it.

Isn't this you passed out?

http://picasaweb.google.com/korielli...85101554673250

[Medvedenko]

What is this... ing facebook....bunch of young punks up in here....
Oh I'm 32.

I can remember a few battles I had against a lot of these young cats in MJ vs Kobe threads....half of them were in grade school when MJ was in his prime. Bunch of parrots...

[Kori Ellis]

You and the broom...

http://picasaweb.google.com/korielli...84465899512018

[BUMP]

Here's a picture of me at the Ranger game the other night, some random guy asked us to take our picture and he put it on the internet, i'm the one in the wifebeater

http://www.printroom.com/ViewGallery...age_id=4&pos=5

(Can't copy the actual url cause of copyright issues)

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

If you think the Suns have gotten bad, the Thunder troll I just made for the Suns message board I post at is actually being taken seriously by people who are usually really good at sniffing out trolls. God dam I need to find something better to do with Monday nights.......when is football?

[J.T.]

Isn't this you passed out?

http://picasaweb.google.com/korielli...85101554673250

You know, I thought about editing that post to say something like "Post the one of me on the floor and [insert something threatening]."

Kind of wish I did now.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...6&id=583507078


I'm the big who looks like he doesn't know where he is and isn't really "in" the picture. I was wasted.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

God that's not how I pictured BUMP at all

[BUMP]

God that's not how I pictured BUMP at all

What were you expecting?

[IronMexican]

I always imagined BUMP to not look normal.

[Trainwreck2100]

I don't remember much about that night to be perfectly honest. I remember drinking around 16 of the XX's that I brought and kept having to bug Jason for his bottle opener. Probably drank a few cans of beer. People started feeding me shots which was probably a bad idea. I had at least three shots of crown, a few of the Slovenian , a few of Shoog's scotch and the last alcohol I remember drinking was a dub shot of Everclear courtesy of Batman.

Trainwreck puked in that throwback Astros jersey.

Shortly after I was seduced into smoking out half the party.

Then I woke up with like 1/30th the amount of weed I showed up with and immediately went to Whataburger after leaving your house.

not my finest hour

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

What were you expecting?

Idk, nothing in particular, you just don't maybe it's the look on your face but you don't seem like a person that has a whole bunch of trolls.

[BUMP]

Idk, nothing in particular, you just don't maybe it's the look on your face but you don't seem like a person that has a whole bunch of trolls.

I'm efficient i made like 5 per minute but now that timvp is doing that e-mail/password thing for registering i've retired from making anymore

[Officer Slater]

I'm efficient i made like 5 per minute but now that timvp is doing that e-mail/password thing for registering i've retired from making anymore

It's okay man. Everyone thinks I'm mouse when I'm really someone who has posted in this thread.

[Reichen Lehmkuhl]

Bump is hot and JT is a nasty fat who I will never bother with in the future.

[timvp]

Second ring, maggots.