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  1. #26
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    You piece of dried up ...
    That insult sucked and took no imagination I expect better of you apox on you sir apox i say

  2. #27
    I am the man with no name Hornets1's Avatar
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    If you guys cant just stop and laugh at this, you have problems. It was funny!

  3. #28
    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    like f'ing clockwork...just didn't expect it from you
    Smh. It was a ing joke. Jesus rice, why are people still so ing sensitive on the g.d. internet. You set yourself up to have an excuse to be butthurt over a little joke.

    Here you go. I retract my joke post.

    Kobe is the awesomest. There was nothing wrong with backing down a 14 year old kid, talking smack, or even missing a couple two foot shots shooting over that 5-foot-5-inch midget. Kobe is en led to do whatever the he wants because he's the super-greatest hero in the whole wide universe.

    I apologize for upsetting the basketball gods with my clearly inappropriate comments about Kobe. He's too awesome for me to have done that.

    Sowwie Kobeeeeee! Love you.

  4. #29
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    Smh. It was a ing joke. Jesus rice, why are people still so ing sensitive on the g.d. internet. You set yourself up to have an excuse to be butthurt over a little joke.

    Here you go. I retract my joke post.

    Kobe is the awesomest. There was nothing wrong with backing down a 14 year old kid, talking smack, or even missing a couple two foot shots shooting over that 5-foot-5-inch midget. Kobe is en led to do whatever the he wants because he's the super-greatest hero in the whole wide universe.

    I apologize for upsetting the basketball gods with my clearly inappropriate comments about Kobe. He's too awesome for me to have done that.

    Sowwie Kobeeeeee! Love you.
    My bad bro, I just thought you were jumping on the butthurt bandwagon. I'll admit when I'm in the wrong, and it looks like I am here. Peace

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    My bad bro, I just thought you were jumping on the butthurt bandwagon. I'll admit when I'm in the wrong, and it looks like I am here. Peace
    lol .. feels like a soap opera in here... wtf .... lets talk some bball ppl ...

  6. #31
    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    It's cool.

    I really am a Kobe fan, but I will not hesitate to make fun of him or the Lakers, and especially Laker fan. But, I also actively make fun of other players and other teams and other fans, like LeBron, Boston, Amare, Suns fans, Houston fans, tlongII, and even the Pistons. I just don't get why some people think if a poster makes fun of Kobe or the Lakers that they're automatically Kobe haters or Laker haters. It's not always the case. It probably isn't the case a lot of the time. Sometimes poke fun at things or at people just for the sake of poking fun.

    This whole thread was a big ing bait for Laker fans to get sensitive over posters making fun of Kobe. You shouldn't bite at it.

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    We'll Be Back Spursfan092120's Avatar
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    oh I can't wait for all the vaginas on this site to blow this out of proportion, their comebacks are gonna be so predictable. That "I won't get dunked on in my camp" line is f'ing epic though.

    yeah it is...I fuking lost it...lol

  8. #33
    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    It's cool.

    I really am a Kobe fan, but I will not hesitate to make fun of him or the Lakers, and especially Laker fan. But, I also actively make fun of other players and other teams and other fans, like LeBron, Boston, Amare, Suns fans, Houston fans, tlongII, and even the Pistons. I just don't get why some people think if a poster makes fun of Kobe or the Lakers that they're automatically Kobe haters or Laker haters. It's not always the case. It probably isn't the case a lot of the time. Sometimes poke fun at things or at people just for the sake of poking fun.

    This whole thread was a big ing bait for Laker fans to get sensitive over posters making fun of Kobe. You shouldn't bite at it.
    No doubt, man. I am much more of a "Lakers fan" than a Kobe fan, but he's the best player on the team I root for so I like him nonetheless. And I agree that the Kobe smack--for the most part--is just baiting or light-hearted...but since the Lakers won there has been so much blind hatred and vitriol coming out of the woodwork that it's just getting immature and redundant. It's all good though broseph, didn't mean to lump you in with the posters

    "You shouldn't bite at it."

    True, but sometimes it's just too tempting

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    yeah it is...I fuking lost it...lol
    Saw something saying Wade and Kobe will give to LeBron. Goes to show they're normal people.

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    The only thing that is sucking is you on Duncans . You Sperm fans mistake Duncan being a sissy for being classy. What a bunch of tools.
    Duncan's a sissy? seriously?

    Weren't you bashing on the Nuggets for being thugs in the playoffs? Now you're calling Tim a sissy because he's classy...wow..what a .

  11. #36
    I'm The Future GOAT carrao45's Avatar
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    You're wrong on this one, friend.

    The reason Spurs fans like Duncan so much is BECAUSE HE IS CLASSY.

    Much to everyone's chagrin, most Kobe and Laker's fans don't like Kobe IN SPITE OF HIS CLASSLESS BEHAVIOR, but BECAUSE OF IT.

    Think of it this with way: would you want to send your child to camp run by Kobe, to be potentially embarrassed by someone he looked up to, or to one run by Duncan, who would treat everyone with respect?

    I'm not saying any NBA player is the ultimate role model, but even Laker fans must see the difference between Kobe, who loves winning more than his family (and everyone must KNOW ABOUT IT TOO), and Duncan who strives and wins, but doesn't let all his accomplishments (which are far more than Kobe's) UTTERYLY DEFINE HIM.

    This is very simple friend.
    That's just idiotic. Thats not why Laker Fans like Kobe, it's because he is great, and a Laker.

    Depends on who my child's favorite player was...it's more likely to be Kobe than Duncan though.

    You cant claim to know what Kobe or Duncan think about accomplishments...

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    That kid got Katelyn Faber'd.

  13. #38
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    See how easy that was?
    That picture of Kobe and the old lady. Lord-a-mighty is she incensed. And the worse thing after it was all over and he beat the rap? No more naughty times, no more strange wool, no more eatin' your cake and havin' it too. Can you imagine all the weird, good times he had thru the years in all those cities? I grieve for him. To guys its just the nut. To women its all together a different scope.

  14. #39
    Lakers, World Champions La Peace's Avatar
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    He should have dunked on that little got. Trynah talk like that.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    Pretty funny at the end.... but didnt see the need to be such a throughout lol
    well if the kids wanted a pussy as a mentor then they can go to lebrons camp.

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    at Lakerfan calling out other fans about taking it too seriously before they even reply, then snaps back like someone insulted their mother when a fan makes a small joke about Kobe.

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    at Lakerfan calling out other fans about taking it too seriously before they even reply, then snaps back like someone insulted their mother when a fan makes a small joke about Kobe.
    at Spursfan trying to point out that Lakerfan calling out other fans about taking it too seriously before they even reply, then snaps back like someone insulted their mother when a fan makes a small joke about Kobe

  18. #43
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    at Spursfan trying to point out that Lakerfan calling out other fans about taking it too seriously before they even reply, then snaps back like someone insulted their mother when a fan makes a small joke about Kobe
    congratulations for making yourself look even more like an idiot...you have achieved what was originally thought to be impossible.

  19. #44
    Lakers, World Champions La Peace's Avatar
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    At laughing at complicated things

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    you fail at trollin' me TheMACHINE's Avatar
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    congratulations for making yourself look even more like an idiot...you have achieved what was originally thought to be impossible.
    generic post....typical Spursfan90210

  21. #46
    I don't have limits sonic21's Avatar
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    This kid had class compared to Lebron. At least he came for the interview and shook hands.

  22. #47
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    when did you become such a self-righteous ? I always thought you were one of the better and more impartial posters on this site, but since the Lakers won the le you've joined the rest of the butt-hurt haters. Hopefully you'll return to good form by October.
    Good that you admitted you were wrong, but Lakers fans over the past year have become by far the worst posters on the site. There are still several good Lakers fans here that post, but others have gone into full homerrific/we're invincible/we'd sweep the '92 Dream Team by 40 mode.

    I mean that as no personal disrespect, I just think this forum in general is getting tired of the insanely exaggerated posts by Lakers fans (Bynum is going to be "at least" Duncan with greater athleticism" springs to mind), much the same as we used to be so sick of the awful Mavs fans that used to post here, and Suns fans after that.

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    Classy Tim Duncan I call bull . Tim Duncan is a serial molester.

    Nba
    Athlete Run-Ins: The Angry Tim Duncan. Grrr!

    By Leitch, 3:30 PM on Thu Nov 17 2005,




    In today's second installment of athlete run-in stories, we present a portrayal of Spurs all-world star Tim Duncan, from the olden days, back before he became the Mr. Nice Guy Stud that he is today. We find this story immensely fun just because it's the exact opposite of what pretty much everyone has always thought about Duncan. It comes to us from someone named "Johnny Lazz." Here's an excerpt, with the full story after the jump.
    I round the corner to see Tim Duncan forcibly holding a girl around the waist with one arm to sit on his lap and is wiggling her around like a grinding lap-dance motion.
    Yeah. It gets worse. Enjoy the rest after the jump.

    I attended UNC-Chapel Hill. During the 1996-97 hoops season, I was a bouncer in a bar on Franklin Street called Papagayos, which sadly no longer exists. This particular evening the Heels had lost at home to Tim Duncan and Wake Forest. After the game, UNC center and dorky german 7 footer Serge Zwikker made an appearance at the bar. After a few quick drinks, Zwikker and friends left due the amount of jeers and rebukes. On his way out, some Heels fans pelted him with balled-up bar napkins.

    Shortly after he leaves, in rolls Tim Duncan with some nondescript non-basketball player. Instantly the bar starts buzzing, as Duncan was dominating the ACC and NCAA at this point, a clear lottery pick. The very same head frat boy UNC students that were harassing Serge immediately fall all over themselves to kiss his ass and buy him drinks. Tim takes it all in stride, happily obliging the sycophants, all dudes. I was working the door, and it wasn't that crowded (slow tues or wed night) so I just stayed at my post, happily zoned out. About an hour later a girl (hot pe e blond sorority type; at UNC, they are a dime a dozen) in a panic and tells me someone is molesting her friend at a corner table. As the only bouncer, it is my job to keep order, and I was always quick to eject anyone I heard using racial slurs, phobes, or harassing women.

    (Full disclosure: I am six-foot, 220, an avid martial artist and enjoyed opening the door with people's faces when they had it coming.)

    I round the corner to see Tim Duncan forcibly holding a girl around the waist with one arm to sit on his lap and is wiggling her around like a grinding lap-dance motion. She is yelling, "stop it, let go of me," and he is using his other hand to clasp her shoulder and grope her breasts. Now, keep in mind, there are like 4-5 UNC frat type guys AT THE TABLE watching him do this, and not saying , some even laughing (cuz apparently date rape is funny), because these were the very same heads who were kissing Duncan's ass, asking him where he wanted to play NBA ball and buying him drinks when he got there. Tim Duncan's back is to me, so I tap him on the shoulder and calmly and quietly tell him to let go of her. He tells me to off, without even turning around.

    So I say sternly but calmly something along the lines of, "Well, you are going have to let go of her and get out because you are not welcome here anymore." (I always started things assertive but mellow and zen-like, so as to avoid inflaming drunken macho reactions. If you can control things by keeping calm, things go easier in these situations.) So he lets go, she darts up and runs to the ladies room, he stands up slowly and turns to face me. Now, I am not scared of too many people, but the fact remains: He is way taller, faster, stronger; in every way he will totally dominate me. Martial arts training aside, if I can't take him down fast, like by sweeping his leg and hopefully breaking a knee, I am ed, because he could've picked me up by my ankles and swung me around like a club against the closest wall.

    He looks down at me with total contempt and says, " off before I kick your ass. Don't you know who I am?" Now, inside I am crapping my pants, but fighting is all about controlling your fear, so on the outside I am (or am trying to be) John Wayne, Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee all rolled into one. I look him dead in the eye (as best I am able given the height difference) and say, word for word (I will never forget, and I still don't know where I came up with this): "Look TIM, you ain't in the NBA yet. Now if you don't get the out of here right now I am gonna call ESPN, Sports Illustrated, and Coach Odom as soon as I get done breaking your knee and ruining your ing career." He is stunned by my audacity, like the lion regarding the mouse that roared.

    Then he gets this weird look on his face, like he is mulling over what a bad idea it would be to get in a fight over this kind of thing at a Chapel Hill bar so publicly. Then he says " you. This place sucks. I am OUTTA HERE!" like it was his idea, like I had pissed in his margarita or something. I hollered at his back "Good! Get the out, that's all I asked!" to the applause of the few patrons at the bar. I ended up going home with the pretty brunette he had been harassing, having played her Knight-in-shining flannel.

    The weird thing is, he goes on to get drafted by the Spurs, spends his rookie offseason living with David Robinson and getting counseled on how to conduct yourself in the pros, craft the perfect media-friendly role-model image... to think this guy could have just as easily become the next Rasheed Wallace without the wise council of the Admiral.

    The more rings Tim gets, and the longer he goes on as a NBA role model, the less likely people are to believe this, but I was there, and I had plenty of witnesses. Yes, it was a long time ago and people change, but that night that er was way out of line.

    (Ed. Note: We're still a LITTLE skeptical ... but this guy didn't seem like he was bull- ting to us.)

    The Spurs paid off the girls., that's the reason he escaped charges.

  24. #49
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    I would have thought that fans wouldn't be as sensitive after their favourite team won 15 championships, with the most recent one coming only a few weeks ago.

    People made fun of a video that was supposed to be hilarious, and a Laker fan started getting all defensive before anyone responded negatively about his/her God.

    Hilarious.

  25. #50
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    LOL at Laker fan pulling a random "article" that has been proven false over and over and over and over again.

    BTW, will that piece of libel ever die? I mean, how many times does it have to be proven false when some random ignoramus just pulls it from the net.

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