No way a Wii?? Man that elevates it to "event" statusUPS? UPS knows how to party. I was invited to a UPS party next weekend. Beer pong, BBQ, drinking until you can't feel anymore, Wii, the whole thing. All with the UPS shipping department of SA.
UPS? UPS knows how to party. I was invited to a UPS party next weekend. Beer pong, BBQ, drinking until you can't feel anymore, Wii, the whole thing. All with the UPS shipping department of SA.
Are you going?
No way a Wii?? Man that elevates it to "event" statusUPS? UPS knows how to party. I was invited to a UPS party next weekend. Beer pong, BBQ, drinking until you can't feel anymore, Wii, the whole thing. All with the UPS shipping department of SA.
indeed. I haven't played beer pong in years.
Life changing even.No way a Wii?? Man that elevates it to "event" status
WTF Maury isn't running a paternity episode today damnit
Is it fat kid day?
No, it's the, "My 13 yr old daughter is a and has sex for shoes."
No it's my teenage daughter is a day, fat kid day is pretty much gone. Maury's topics are now,
"wild crazy video"
"lie detector cheater"
"paternity episodes"
"my daughter is a "
"I treat my woman like "(I don't see what's wrong with it but whatever)
with a smidgen of other diff. topics put in during the month
but the ones listed are his heavy hitters
I'm really glad they shy away from "freak o the week" episodes now
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I once saw one where a chick had sex for a cheeseburger. This was how the epic conversation went down.
Maury: You even say you had sex for a cheeseburger.
ty Fat Teen: Yeah I did.
Maury: Why would you have sex for a cheeseburger?
ty Fat Teen: Cause cheeseburgers are good!
Studio Audience: Boo!!!
ty Fat Teen: You don't know me! You don't know me!
My favorite was this girl begging the men out there to come forward if they had sex with her cause she was such a drugged up she doesn't remember who she ed. I remember thinking sure some guy would saddle himself for 18 years a free flight to NY and $500
Those are the best. Especially when it's "(guy's name), you are NOT the father!"
Always followed by the mom running off the stage screaming and crying.
Hey....that sounds like the girl from Nixon, that Jman used to date!
Post it! I love me a good jungle melon joke.
Seven wives and you STILL can't get laid? You are doing something wrong!
You gotdamned raghead! This is America, say couscous or get the out!
When I was in Japan, a black man gave me Sake mixed with tropical punch kool-aid. No joke.
My friend Marcus works in the warehouse. Those are some crazy drinking mofos. Be careful! And if you see a man with a scragly beard and curly hair that is one of two Mexicans taller than 5'8", that is him. Go say o to him.UPS? UPS knows how to party. I was invited to a UPS party next weekend. Beer pong, BBQ, drinking until you can't feel anymore, Wii, the whole thing. All with the UPS shipping department of SA.
All I know is that these people try to get businesses to do all their shipping with UPS, so they go out a lot. One of them was like 'I love my job. I get to go to ty bars and go golfing all day. Score me me." I was like "Fabulous." If i see this Marcus fellow, I will. But, i think I already know most of them. And he doesn't sound familiar.
No, you are just saying that because I said he was Mexican. If I said he was white, you would have said "oh, introduce him to me." Racist!
jman = Spanish. My Mexican blood is like 20%.
why is ashbeeigh the for acronymed organizations?
darn it. You caught me.
Ok...i'm confused...is Ashbeeigh a racist or a ?
ashbeighs an elitist, shes like a younger spurswoman
Only SpursWoman is SpursWoman....only Ashbeeigh is Ashbeeigh.
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