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  1. #1726
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    She is just upset because she found out that I used to buy naked polaroid pictures of her from her brother in middle school.
    That's just nasty. And I am always this mean, I am just spreading around the love a bit, haha.
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  2. #1727
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    And ORION isn't ugly. He just has low self-esteem from all the Men's Health magazine covers that are obviously airbrushed and make four-foot Mexicans feel short and inadequate.
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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    I wis pe ople jere wicea heru ien te Quatro, ane wes gould all ge kalong!
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    And ORION isn't ugly. He just has low self-esteem from all the Men's Health magazine covers that are obviously airbrushed and make four-foot Mexicans feel short and inadequate.
    I'm 6'2" thank you very much and believe me you look more mexican than I do. We should all meet up for a lunch or something one day.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    And ORION isn't ugly. He just has low self-esteem from all the Men's Health magazine covers that are obviously airbrushed and make four-foot Mexicans feel short and inadequate.
    I'll email you a semi current picture of my team at work and you can see how I tower over them.
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  6. #1731
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I'll email you a semi current picture of my team at work and you can see how I tower over them.
    How do I know it's not photoshopped?
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    How do I know it's not photoshopped?
    I'm not smart enough
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  8. #1733
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I'm not smart enough
    True, true. Plus, your cheap Mexican ass probably couldn't find a free version of it.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    True, true. Plus, your cheap Mexican ass probably couldn't find a free version of it.
    For the reals. I'll send you a few from work and tell me if I've changed. My hair doesn't look as dorky as it used to that's for sure.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    And ORION isn't ugly. He just has low self-esteem from all the Men's Health magazine covers that are obviously airbrushed and make four-foot Mexicans feel short and inadequate.
    Why would a four foot tall Mexican need a magazine to feel short and inadequate?
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  11. #1736
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Because he needs bi focals to read it????????????
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    He didn't already know he was short /inadequate until he saw the magazine?
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  13. #1738
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    The magazines were all printed in Mexico
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    The magazines were all printed in Mexico
    La Alarma??
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    The only people I'd probably say hi to would be Kori and LJ.
    Good thing you added that disclaimer. I was going to say WTF?

    I would hope that if anyone saw LJ and I anywhere, even if they had never met us, that they would say something. People from the forum come up to us all the time when we are out.

    If I saw Kori I'd say, "hey..where are my sunglasses and my bad ass bag?" I need some sunglasses...and she has some for me.
    Your bag is on my dining table and the glasses are on my desk. We can probably meet you somewhere one of these days and bring them to you.

    We are planning on have a GTG as soon as we move, but you probably don't want to wait that long (2+ more months).
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    Mel has been brutal the last couple of days. I don't know what the has gotten into our normally sweet little Mel?
    Mel is always brutal to the boys. That's one of the many things that she's great at. (yeah, I ended a sentence with a preposition)
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Mel is always brutal to the boys. That's one of the many things that she's great at. (yeah, I ended a sentence with a preposition)
    Yeah, I don't know where he got the idea I was "sweet," haha. But then again, I think Flo is a little oblivious sometimes. He thought Viva was white and jman was black
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    Mel's brutality is one of my favorite of her features.

    Not surprising that it would stand out as harsh these days, though, considering how pussified this place has gotten.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Mel's brutality is one of my favorite of her features.

    Not surprising that it would stand out as harsh these days, though, considering how pussified this place has gotten.
    I found today to be refreshing, nothing but brutal banter and good old fashioned racism. Alas, tomorrow we will probably be getting a bunch of "sup" posts and the like.
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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    Goddammit.
    Mel was talking dirty and I missed it.
    Again.

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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    I found today to be refreshing, nothing but brutal banter and good old fashioned racism. Alas, tomorrow we will probably be getting a bunch of "sup" posts and the like.



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  22. #1747
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Hey Flo, do all black people know how to coordinate this well?

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    Good morning!!
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  24. #1749
    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Hey Flo, do all black people know how to coordinate this well?



    Could you ever envision yourself Mel dating either one of those thugs?
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  25. #1750
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Could you ever envision yourself Mel dating either one of those thugs?
    No way. I gotta keep it Mexican so I can have babies that can fight whitey and blackie en La Revolucion!

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