Lamar's ultimatum

[Rappin' Lamar]

Mitch, how could you treat me this way?
all I wanna do is get paid to play
once I bounce I won't look back
and then the Lakers ain't gonna win jack

u must be nervous, shaking in your seat
like a white girl walking into Kobe's suite
with Sasha, Luke and Adam, your future looks dark
I mean, is this the Lakers or a in trailer park?

Once I'm gone, where you gonna find a replacement?
Lakers will take it up the ass like Gasol in Kobe's basement
and I don't give a if you borrow from china
I wanna see your wallet wide open like Sasha's vagina

you better show Lamar the money before its too late
or you'll regret it like Buss drivin with point'o'eight
so Mitch, think again don't let this season go to waste
swallow your pride and tell me how my ass taste

[Muser]

Sasha's vagina part was

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

This is some good .

[sonic21]

nice

[JamStone]

Surprisingly good.

Must not be BUMP.

[resistanze]

[carrao45]

Sasha's Vagina

[Rappin' 'Mic'an]

Uhhh, wassup come holla at me
The best center in Laker history
Not Shaq, Wilt, or Kareem Abdul Jabbar
When it comes to dominance, I have set the bar

the Laker tradition has become more and more tainted
when i read Kobe's accusations i leaned over and fainted
Uhhhh, championships alone are enough
Kiss the rings you soft, im tough
5 in Minneapolis, 9 in LA
the Lakers most dominant team in the NBA
Spurfans are crying, excuses they make
because they lost their precious team of the decade

Lamar, you pansy, just take the cash and throw up your hands
back in my day, we played for pennies and food stamps
Don't spend it all at once, don't put it to waste
and all you Lakerhaters tell me how my ass taste

[lil_penny]

Both if these are classics like the illmatic album

[SPURSGOAT]

Mitch, how could you treat me this way?
all I wanna do is get paid to play
once I bounce I won't look back
and then the Lakers ain't gonna win jack

u must be nervous, shaking in your seat
like a white girl walking into Kobe's suite
with Sasha, Luke and Adam, your future looks dark
I mean, is this the Lakers or a in trailer park?

Once I'm gone, where you gonna find a replacement?
Lakers will take it up the ass like Gasol in Kobe's basement
and I don't give a if you borrow from china
I wanna see your wallet wide open like Sasha's vagina

you better show Lamar the money before its too late
or you'll regret it like Buss drivin with point'o'eight
so Mitch, think again don't let this season go to waste
swallow your pride and tell me how my ass taste

That was awesome!

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

favorite team New York Knicks

[Rappin' Lamar]

Uhhh, wassup come holla at me
The best center in Laker history
Not Shaq, Wilt, or Kareem Abdul Jabbar
When it comes to dominance, I have set the bar

the Laker tradition has become more and more tainted
when i read Kobe's accusations i leaned over and fainted
Uhhhh, championships alone are enough
Kiss the rings you soft, im tough
5 in Minneapolis, 9 in LA
the Lakers most dominant team in the NBA
Spurfans are crying, excuses they make
because they lost their precious team of the decade

Lamar, you pansy, just take the cash and throw up your hands
back in my day, we played for pennies and food stamps
Don't spend it all at once, don't put it to waste
and all you Lakerhaters tell me how my ass taste

this mummy can talk? what?
thought it was a statue, true that
let me make this quick, whitebread
cause any minute now you about to drop dead

about your Laker heritage I don't give a
alls I know is I'm out and your Lakers will suck
you know damn well I got your precious team by the cojones
I'm out and you'll be singing Road to Ruin like the Ramones

so in a minute when you lying in your coffin all encased
think about your poor Lakers and don't forget how my ass taste

[TheMACHINE]

Lamar is right...lakers will suck having a team with ROn Artest, Kobe BRyant Pao gasol and Andrew Bynum. Lottery here we come!

[Hemotivo]

[cheguevara]

Lamar is right...lakers will suck having a team with ROn Artest, Kobe BRyant Pao gasol and Andrew Bynum. Lottery here we come!

Bynum sucks.

Can't win a championship with 3 players. Already been tried by Spurs the last 2 years.

[TheMACHINE]

Bynum sucks.

Can't win a championship with 3 players. Already been tried by Spurs the last 2 years.

[cheguevara]

truth hurts huh?

let's see who you got in your bench... Farmar, Vuja , Adam Morrison , Walton, Brown??

not to mention you have the slowest PG in the league starting.

goddam that's ugly

[DrHouse]

The truth is the Spurs will never win another ring with their core.

That's the truth you have unfortunately not come to terms with. Your team will die a slow and miserable death.

[resistanze]

The truth is the Spurs will never win another ring with their core.

That's the truth you have unfortunately not come to terms with. Your team will die a slow and miserable death.

Lamar's got you acting all emotional.

[hater]

Lamar's got you acting all emotional.

not a good day at the DrHouse household

[urunobili]

Rappin' Lamar FTW

[Chingo Bling]

Orale pinche Lamar Odoms
Ya chut up already puto
Joo just brought out El Mero Mero Freestylero



Why you cryin’ about the way Mish treateded joo
En serio I wanna kick you in the ass with my ostrich boot
Yust grow up puto and act like joo got some cajones
Because nothing comes free not even frijoles

Be a man pendejo and stop blaming others
Joo get paid to play a game that I play in my wranglers
Sopita de rice Sopita de pollo
Joo wanna get paid like Chaq when you play like Adonal Foyle

Jou can’t even hold me
Porque I’m duro en la pintura
What did he said?
I said jour game is basura

So you can say mis Spurs no vale
But this season it’s going to be otro jale
This jear jour Lakers got all the iceses
Pero in 2010 jou can tell me how my ass tasteses

[Hype Man Manu]

Go Chingo
Go Chingo

He wants to kick you in the ass with his ostrich boot
The ones that he wears has a Nike swoosh
He wants to kick you in the ass with his ostrich boot
The ones that he wears has a Nike swoosh

Put 'em up yo
Put 'em up yo
Tell him how his ass tasteses
and put 'em up yo

[TheMACHINE]

truth hurts huh?

let's see who you got in your bench... Farmar, Vuja , Adam Morrison , Walton, Brown??

not to mention you have the slowest PG in the league starting.

goddam that's ugly

Truth hurts? Just because the Spurs couldnt win won the past 2 years with 3 guys dont mean anyone else cant. Boston Celtics 2008, Miami Heat 2006. STFU and GTFO.

Spurs is a has been team. get over it.

Speaking of ugly? 4-1 to the Mavs.

[da_suns_fan]

Mitch, how could you treat me this way?
all I wanna do is get paid to play
once I bounce I won't look back
and then the Lakers ain't gonna win jack

u must be nervous, shaking in your seat
like a white girl walking into Kobe's suite
with Sasha, Luke and Adam, your future looks dark
I mean, is this the Lakers or a in trailer park?

Once I'm gone, where you gonna find a replacement?
Lakers will take it up the ass like Gasol in Kobe's basement
and I don't give a if you borrow from china
I wanna see your wallet wide open like Sasha's vagina

you better show Lamar the money before its too late
or you'll regret it like Buss drivin with point'o'eight
so Mitch, think again don't let this season go to waste
swallow your pride and tell me how my ass taste

Well done! Who wrote this?