Free Agent: Lamar Odom

[DrHouse]

Do you have any friends outside of the internets? I understand your desire to achieve genuine social interaction, and I further understand that it may be difficult for a person your age to work google to find a lakers fan forum, but I have to say, if you think antagonizing people is a way to make friends and or influence people you are pretty much going in the wrong direction.

Once you graduate high school and join the real world you'll understand that people tend to appreciate individuals that have a sense of self worth that exceeds witty one liners and clever talking on spurstalk.com. It def. wont help you learn how to overcome your overarching fear of women (and trust me, even though I have never experienced the level of awkwardness you clearly have with the opposite sex, I empathize with you, I really do). If you don't believe me, just count on one hand how many times you've been able to use some witty little diatribe you posted on spurstalk to help you get on a girl's good side.

My point is, hiding behind the snarky little character you picked out for yourself (dr. house--seriously? why not just get a big sign that reads "I'm insecure, and in order to mask those insecurities I hide behind the fictional image of Dr. House, a self loathing narcissist that is generally despised by all that know him.") and lurking around spurstalk 24/7 is re ing your social growth, not enabling it.

So, after that little pick up speech, why don't you commit yourself to changing! Go pick up those running shoes, get a little exercise, and get rid of that baby fat. Try talking to that girl at school that you've always liked but have always been too shy to approach. Don't start with anything to big, remember you're still fat, just make small talk and show her that you're an ok dude. Eventually, you'll gain enough confidence to settle for an annoying girl that is also a virgin (and probably not too hot), but for whatever reason likes you.

Good luck

Actually it sounds like someone is projecting here.

All of what you said probably applies more to your fellow Spur brethren. Remember your state is without question one of the fattest in the nation, not mine.

[Muser]

Actually it sounds like someone is projecting here.

All of what you said probably applies more to your fellow Spur brethren. Remember your state is without question one of the fattest in the nation, not mine.

Surprised you haven't left after you just got ripped a new asshole.

[tp2021]

You just got biffed

[coyotes_geek]

I thought your mother was quite good last night. A little loose though.

Actually it sounds like someone is projecting here.

All of what you said probably applies more to your fellow Spur brethren. Remember your state is without question one of the fattest in the nation, not mine.

For those scoring at home 18 hours after getting blasted all Dr. House has come up with is a "yo mama" and an "i'm rubber you're glue"......

[DBMethos]

Damn, that was one of the sickest burns I've ever seen on the Internets...bravo!

[easy7]

Damn right!!!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

You just got biffed

[spurspokesman]

Now we hear Miami are looking at trying to acquire Boozer AND Odom. This would be fantastic!!! Fantastic for the Spurs... Utah and Lakers both get weakened and 2 very good players are shipped out east for the Celtics and Cavs to worry about. I am PRAYING this get's done. Seems like it will be really tough though. Not easy to acquire two guys like that. Miami apparently offering 5 years $34m to Odom which is more then the Lakers are offering in terms of years which is what they're disputing, contract length. Boozer is a trade scenario. If Odom is still up in the air at in a couple of days it would be awesome for Milsap to be matched by Utah and then Portland turning their attention (and cap space) to Odom. But if Odom joins the Blazers, may not be too good for the Spurs.

Convenient haterism. But im with you on that. Hater #2 at your service

[Spur-Addict]

For those scoring at home 18 hours after getting blasted all Dr. House has come up with is a "yo mama" and an "i'm rubber you're glue"......

[DrHouse]

The irony is this moron spent his whole day crafting that response in what ultimately is a gigantic waste of time.

[Shastafarian]

The irony is this moron spent his whole day crafting that response in what ultimately is a gigantic waste of time.

Why the are you still replying? You continuing to try and rebut him is only making what he said look truer.

[coyotes_geek]

The irony is this moron spent his whole day crafting that response in what ultimately is a gigantic waste of time.

As opposed to what you do with your time spent here...............

[z0sa]

House got wrecked

[Mugen]

lol at house responding 3 times but still can't get rid of that taste of from his mouth.

[DBMethos]

Lmao

[cheguevara]

lol at house responding 3 times but still can't get rid of that taste of from his mouth.

true

[completely deck]

The irony is this moron spent his whole day crafting that response in what ultimately is a gigantic waste of time.

shut the up you got your ass handed to you

[Ryvin1]

For those scoring at home 18 hours after getting blasted all Dr. House has come up with is a "yo mama" and an "i'm rubber you're glue"......

[Spursmania]

House got wrecked

[easy7]

House got knocked the out. I never seen anybody be manhandled like that before. You need to go home and let a couple of weeks go by and regroup man. He did to you what the Celtics did to the Lakers on the last game of the finals last year.

[celldweller]

[DrHouse]

yea I'm so offended by what Internet tough guy has to say.

[Demo Dick Marcinko]

Actually it sounds like someone is projecting here.

All of what you said probably applies more to your fellow Spur brethren. Remember your state is without question one of the fattest in the nation, not mine.

First of all, momma talk? How old are you? I would've responded about how yours does it for a negotiable fee and how she would want to do some heroin to block out the experience of all the disgusting males and hermaphrodites she's with on a nightly basis, but no black tar for momma cause she likes what she's doing. You see the difference? We spurs fans could have talked about your momma but we choose not to because frankly it's beneath us and we have a lot more class. Try it sometime.

Our state one of the fattest? So what, your momma, err I mean your state is one of the brokest in the nation.

And by the way, the only thing that fans here may be projecting is your immature and poorly thought out and constructed one liners that indicate that you have no basketball a en. Get lost kid.

Anyways don't even try, log out and leave your mom's basement, but first make up your bed. I think it was RobinsonToDuncan that measured you, weighed you and found you lacking.

[DrHouse]

First of all, momma talk? How old are you? I would've responded about how yours does it for a negotiable fee and how she would want to do some heroin to block out the experience of all the disgusting males and hermaphrodites she's with on a nightly basis, but no tar for mamma cause she likes what she's doing. You see the difference? We spurs fans could have talked about your momma but we choose not to because frankly it's beneath us and we have a lot more class. Try it sometime.

Our state one of the fattest? So what, your momma, err I mean your state is one of the brokest in the nation.

And by the way, the only that fans here may be projecting is your immature and poorly thought and constructed one liners that don't indicate that you have any basketball a en. Get lost kid.

Anyways don't even try, log out and leave your mom's basement, but first make up your bed. I think it was RobinsonToDuncan that measured you, weighed you and found you lacking.

ok Internet tough guy. I'm so scared.....

You sound a lot like HarlemHeat btw.

[DrHouse]

We spurs fans could have talked about your momma but we choose not to because frankly it's beneath us and we have a lot more class. Try it sometime.

I would've responded about how yours does it for a negotiable fee and how she would want to do some heroin to block out the experience of all the disgusting males and hermaphrodites she's with on a nightly basis, but no black tar for momma cause she likes what she's doing. You see the difference?

Keep diggin that hole kid.