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    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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    30 anos?!

    Hay muchos pinches viejitos aqui.
    Gracias Whott!!!

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    I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
    You need to quit listening to the ticket!!! Your original is much funnier!

    Pint!!!! WTF????...............

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    You need to quit listening to the ticket!!! Your original is much funnier!

    Pint!!!! WTF????...............
    That was a joke that a coworker just told me. She is actually from England so it kind of worked with her saying it.

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    That was a joke that a coworker just told me. She is actually from England so it kind of worked with her saying it.
    Well goody for her!

    It sure didn't work out for you too much!!!

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    Well goody for her!

    It sure didn't work out for you too much!!!
    Bollocks!
    Last edited by I. Hustle; 07-23-2009 at 03:29 PM.

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    that would be "bollocks"

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    That's what I said

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    is the dong that the lesbo chuved up Hustle's culo?

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    one time i was at buffalo wild wings and all these dudes kept coming and asking for toothpicks, the manager told him they could take one for free then they left, then after about 5 guys and 5 more toothpicks, a guy came in asking for a straw, then went outside to join the crowd, after they gave out more straws the manager was like -what the is going on out there?

    some guy was like- some dude just threw up and all the chunks are gone

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    back on subject.....

    8 years & a couple of days, (july 20)

    same day my folks & my grandparents got married.

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