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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    I was chillin' with my dog, minding my own business in my house today. Around 4:30 PM, the doorbell rings. I figured it was just an illegal asking to clip the palm trees (happened a lot lately), but sure enough it was just a salesman for the company "Personal Gourmet".

    I immediately say that I'm not interested, and he then says, "I'll just leave this menu at your door."

    I then quickly respond, "Don't leave anything at my door, please leave."

    He says, "Have you ever heard of us before."

    I say, "No, and I don't care to, good bye now." (at this point I'm irritated)

    As I walk away from the door, I hear a, " OFF" from outside, he then goes on to say, "You ever talk to me like that again, I'm going to kick your in ass, you son of a ." (keep in mind I didn't cuss at the guy at all and this all occured on my property).

    It occurs to me I want his name to file a complaint, so I get in my car follow him up the street. The nut job continues to threaten me, and eventually drives off.

    Don't buy from these people, and they ed with the wrong person. I've got so much time on my hands tomorrow to figure out a way to pipe that company, the guy probably thought I was too busy to care. Wrong, I'm a college student home for the summer with no job. I've got all the time in the world.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    You're such a badass.

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!

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    I don't have limits sonic21's Avatar
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    was he wearing a Nash jersey? that'd explain why he pissed you off so much.

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    You're such a badass.

    If I was a bad ass, I woulda beat the out of this guy. Instead, I let him threaten me like a little pussy

    I wasn't posting this so people think I'm a bad ass, I'm posting this cause that company doesn't deserve costumers when they pull that .

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    was he wearing a Nash jersey? that'd explain why he pissed you off so much.

    Did you read the god dam story? I didn't cuss at him at all, he started yelling and cussing at me for no reason!!!

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    I don't have limits sonic21's Avatar
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    Did you read the god dam story? I didn't cuss at him at all, he started yelling and cussing at me for no reason!!!
    oh ok, my bad. i read it wrong.

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    Is this like Schwann's?

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    Your point is? SpursStalker's Avatar
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    I was chillin' with my dog, minding my own business in my house today. Around 4:30 PM, the doorbell rings. I figured it was just an illegal asking to clip the palm trees (happened a lot lately), but sure enough it was just a salesman for the company "Personal Gourmet".

    I immediately say that I'm not interested, and he then says, "I'll just leave this menu at your door."

    I then quickly respond, "Don't leave anything at my door, please leave."

    He says, "Have you ever heard of us before."

    I say, "No, and I don't care to, good bye now." (at this point I'm irritated)

    As I walk away from the door, I hear a, " OFF" from outside, he then goes on to say, "You ever talk to me like that again, I'm going to kick your in ass, you son of a ." (keep in mind I didn't cuss at the guy at all and this all occured on my property).

    It occurs to me I want his name to file a complaint, so I get in my car follow him up the street. The nut job continues to threaten me, and eventually drives off.

    Don't buy from these people, and they ed with the wrong person. I've got so much time on my hands tomorrow to figure out a way to pipe that company, the guy probably thought I was too busy to care. Wrong, I'm a college student home for the summer with no job. I've got all the time in the world.
    Hmmmmmm

    Why did you follow him? I would have opened the door back up after I heard him saying he would beat my ass and ask for his name.

    Did you get plates?

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    Hmmmmmm

    Why did you follow him? I would have opened the door back up after I heard him saying he would beat my ass and ask for his name.

    Did you get plates?

    I followed him so I could get his name, which I did. I didn't think about getting it immediately, by the time I did he was already up the street. It's not like I followed him to start , I followed him cause I called that company and they said they needed a name.

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    Brah you should post his name, phone #, email address etc here.

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    Brah you should post his name, phone #, email address etc here.

    I think making sure he gets fired (he claims to own the company, but I don't buy that) will do just fine.

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    Don't buy from these people, and they ed with the wrong person. I've got so much time on my hands tomorrow to figure out a way to pipe that company, the guy probably thought I was too busy to care. Wrong, I'm a college student home for the summer with no job. I've got all the time in the world.
    lol, I know that story.

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    The last paragraph of that story was LOLable.

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    that is what you get for living in california, you dont pull that stuff in texas. i would have shot the poor bas or let me dogs on him. then called the cops and said he was trying to break down the door right after he yelled ' off'

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    .....or you could have just bought something

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    that is what you get for living in california, you dont pull that stuff in texas. i would have shot the poor bas or let me dogs on him. then called the cops and said he was trying to break down the door right after he yelled ' off'

    I live in AZ, this company exists in both AZ and Cali. I was tempted to call the cops but it woulda looked like a boy who cried wolf thing if I said the guy was "threatening me".

    The thing that pisses me off the most is just principle of the thing. Where the does this guy get the idea he's allowed to walk up to people's front doors and start yelling at them?

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    The last paragraph of that story was LOLable.

    That was the point

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    You should have opened the door and let him beat you up. That would have raised the stakes to even funner levels

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    I think making sure he gets fired (he claims to own the company, but I don't buy that) will do just fine.
    Aren't they self-employed, like a Mary Kay lady?

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    You should have opened the door and let him beat you up. That would have raised the stakes to even funner levels

    I should have, yeah I woulda lost some dignity getting beat up by someone who probably weighs 30-40 pounds less than me, but I know several good lawyers and that company would be paying for my college education.

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    (he claims to own the company, but I don't buy that)
    That might explain why he was so willing to talk to you, someone like that either doesn't have a boss or doesn't give a .

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    you should call up RenaldoBalkman. He's a bored unemployed college student as well. Maybe you can hook up. He could probably kick this guy's ass. Since he lifts weights and . And on your way you can pick up E20.

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    Govt, stay away!
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    Shoulda just let him leave the menu and it would've ended right there.

    Take the menu, tear it up, trash it, end of story.

    Whatever though.

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    You should have thrown a beer in his face!!

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