Gooden to Dallas

[Buddy Holly]

who posts on an NSYNC message board

face with the handle switch.

[dickface]

Again, this is the "DeSagana Diop Chamberlain" complex coming out in Spurs fans. Just because Brandon Bass curbstomped your team a few times in the past year doesn't mean he should get voted into the HoF tomorrow.

[Unforgivable]

face with the handle switch.

This isn't face moron.

[Findog]

Once your over the tax line everything is doubled. All salaries are doubled because of taxes. Doesn't matter if the MLE got you over the line or you were already over the line before using the MLE.

My understanding is that if you're $5 million over the luxury tax threshold, you pay $10 million in luxury tax. So the salary cap is around $60 million and the luxury tax line is $69 million. So at $65 million, you're over the cap but not in luxury tax territory. If your payroll is $72 million and the lux tax line is $69 million, you pay $6 million in luxury tax payment. Correct?

[Buddy Holly]

This isn't face moron.

Right.

[Findog]

I've seen Bass play and I've seen Gooden play.

IQ versus IQ.

Bass > Gooden.

We'll be here when you figure that out after a few games.

I'd rather have Bass for the youth and upside, but don't tell me the Mavs are going to be demonstrably worse off next year with Gooden filling the 15-20 mpg role that Bass did as the third big in our big rotation.

[dickface]

Right.

We're only both logged on at the exact same time, posting at the exact same time. No, you're right, it's only one person.

So what's Lance Bass up to these days?

[Unforgivable]

Right.

You're really stupid. This isn't even a Mavs fan.

[Buddy Holly]

My understanding is that if you're $5 million over the luxury tax threshold, you pay $10 million in luxury tax. So the salary cap is around $60 million and the luxury tax line is $69 million. So at $65 million, you're over the cap but not in luxury tax territory. If your payroll is $72 million and the lux tax line is $69 million, you pay $6 million in luxury tax payment. Correct?

Yes, all salaries taken in are doubled.

What you were saying is that the MLE was exempt, it isn't.

[Buddy Holly]

You're really stupid. This isn't even a Mavs fan.

Shhh... neither is your face handle.

[thOOdee]

How you like us now, you mother ers?????

You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

[Knoxxx]

It was a small technical point. You can drop the patronizing at ude.

OK I will fess up. I am pretty sure the answer you seek was not addressed on that lengthy web page, although it damn well should have been. My objective was to get as many uninformed (is there another kind?) Mavs fans as possible scouring that page for something that was not there. Hopefully I succeeded and I got many laughs in the process imagining that happening. It was a small measure of revenge. Is that patronizing?

[Buddy Holly]

We're only both logged on at the exact same time, posting at the exact same time. No, you're right, it's only one person.

Yeah, something that could never been down on the same computer. Ever.

So what's Lance Bass up to these days?

I don't know. I didn't know you two weren't an item anymore. Don't worry, there's plenty of bass in the water.

[dickface]

I am still really enjoying how Brandon Bass can hit a few midrange jumpers against the Spurs and now he's the Albert Einstein of the NBA.

[Buddy Holly]

I am still really enjoying how Brandon Bass can hit a few midrange jumpers against the Spurs and now he's the Albert Einstein of the NBA.

He was made out to be a German scientist? Wow, that's cool.

[Unforgivable]

I am still really enjoying how Brandon Bass can hit a few midrange jumpers against the Spurs and now he's the Albert Einstein of the NBA.

Just like how Devin Harris can stop Tony Parker a few times and he's the 2nd coming of Isiah Thomas.

[dickface]

I don't know.

considering your extensive NSYNC message board posting history, I'm shocked!

[Findog]

My objective was to get as many uninformed (is there another kind?) Mavs fans as possible scouring that page for something that was not there.

Yes, we're all 14 year old girls in pink Dirk jerseys. None of us have any in' clue who Mark Aguirre or Sam Perkins are.

[Buddy Holly]

I'd rather have Bass for the youth and upside, but don't tell me the Mavs are going to be demonstrably worse off next year with Gooden filling the 15-20 mpg role that Bass did as the third big in our big rotation.

I didn't.

I simply said Bass is a better player.

[Buddy Holly]

considering your extensive NSYNC message board posting history, I'm shocked!

[Unforgivable]

Hey timvp, can you please make it clear to y here that face and Unforgivable aren't the same person.....

[Knoxxx]

Yes, we're all 14 year old girls in pink Dirk jerseys. None of us have any in' clue who Mark Aguirre or Sam Perkins are.

Well not a single damn one of ya knows how the MLE and LT works, explain that away?

[Obstructed_View]

Well here's hoping Gooden's as turrible as many of us thought he was when he was here. He's absolutely an upgrade over Bass in every way.

[DJB]

Once again the Mavericks pick up our leftovers.

[Buddy Holly]

Hey timvp, can you please make it clear to y here that face and Unforgivable aren't the same person.....

Well, maybe not technically the same person but posting in the same loft while having fingers in each other assholes while house techno music blares over your sound system could be considered as "one" person.