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[CuckingFunt]

Vapid.

I'm hungry.

Lightly-oiled, grilled zucchini seasoned with salt/crushed reds and a proscuitto, asiago, radicchio panini. Ciabatta nicely oiled. Fresh garlic.

I'm all types of lazy right now, though.

I, too, am hungry. And several types of lazy. Zucchini doesn't appeal to me, though.

[Dark Gable]

Do they still play that damn chicken dance song at every white wedding?

[Dark Gable]

You should have told her to go in blackface.

Works for me.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Sadly, only guinea weddings.

[CuckingFunt]

[CuckingFunt]

I've only been to three or four weddings in my life. They all confuse and amaze me, regardless the ethnicity(ies) involved.

[Dark Gable]

I've only been to three or four weddings in my life. They all confuse and amaze me, regardless the ethnicity(ies) involved.

I find it hard that such a simple thing as a wedding would confuse and amaze you. I would have expected a long winded post about the differences and how they effect women, blah, blah, blah.

[mrsmaalox]

You should have told her to go in blackface.

Damn

[samikeyp]

So is it wrong to tell someone who you don't really like(and who doesn't know Spanish) that the next time they are at a Mexican restaurant, they should ask for the Queso de Culo?

[mrsmaalox]

I hear it's tastier than the queso fundillo

[florige]

One of my friends (who is not black) is invited to wedding where she and her date will be the only non-black people in attendance. She has no idea what kind of madness (or lack there of) will ensue..or what to wear. I told her I would ask flo what to expect at a black wedding. So, flo, black weddings....what happens? I assume they play "Baby Got Back" and "The Electric Slide" and the reception more then once.

After the fighting and shooting there is normally a wedding somewhere within that time period.

[ashbeeigh]

After the fighting and shooting there is normally a wedding somewhere within that time period.

She was more concerned about what to wear...to match the church hat.

[Summers]

Fromunda cheese.

[Summers]

Do they still play that damn chicken dance song at every white wedding?

That's at redneck weddings. And yes. I was once the only Baptist at a Catholic wedding and embarrassed myself by almost saying ALL of the Lord's Prayer.

[Dr. Gonzo]

They didn't play the chicken dance, electric slide or baby got back at my wedding. They did play that song with all the instructions where you have to step to the left and then jump and then wiggle or some . That and the boot scooting one.

[Melmart1]

They didn't play the chicken dance, electric slide or baby got back at my wedding. They did play that song with all the instructions where you have to step to the left and then jump and then wiggle or some . That and the boot scooting one.

Was there at least one bia? It ain't a Mexican wedding w/o a bia.

[ORION]

Why do white people say the word "definitely" so much these days?

Conversation 30 seconds ago I overheard:

I definitely have a problem with this.

[ORION]

They didn't play the chicken dance, electric slide or baby got back at my wedding. They did play that song with all the instructions where you have to step to the left and then jump and then wiggle or some . That and the boot scooting one.

You should of hired Batman. He would of had everyone C Walkin

[ashbeeigh]

They didn't play the chicken dance, electric slide or baby got back at my wedding. They did play that song with all the instructions where you have to step to the left and then jump and then wiggle or some . That and the boot scooting one.

my wedding will include all of the above plus the bia. My invitations will also say "dancing mandatory."

[ashbeeigh]

This may be why I'm not married.

[Summers]

This may be why I'm not married.

That and you're not sure what happens at weddings.

[ashbeeigh]

That and you're not sure what happens at weddings.

I've been to my fair share of weddings. I was just at one two weeks ago.

[mrsmaalox]

She was more concerned about what to wear...to match the church hat.

Well, asking Flo for fashion advice on what any color woman should wear to any color wedding is certainly a step in the right direction. He could be a regular contributor to your fashion blog

[Frenzy]

You can save major $$$ not having a wedding. I don't care for them.

[mrsmaalox]

Was there at least one bia? It ain't a Mexican wedding w/o a bia.

I haven't been to a wedding in years. The Mexican ones always had a bia, but they also weren't complete until Gato Barbieri or Santana's version of Europa played. It always made the women swoon but I never figured out why