Tim Tebow

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

I don't think there's any way you can be the big dawg on campus at UT or UF and not suc b to the massive amounts of ass that is being thrown at you.

I think even Danny Ainge got plenty of ass being the BMOC of BYU.

[DMX7]

The media would never bash him for it though. Tim Tebow is a media god.

[mookie2001]

bash him for what?

[DMX7]

bash him for what?

being a virgin. I mean you can't flat out say it but there are ways of subtly bashing him.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

his girlfriend has s the size of watermelons, theres no way he's saving himself

but he says it

he's like a jonas brother in that regard

[CubanSucks]

his girlfriend has s the size of watermelons, theres no way he's saving himself

but he says it

he's like a jonas brother in that regard

If you're talking about Denise Milani then I'm pretty sure it's just a rumor. If not...then please tell me who this girlfriend is.

[CubanSucks]

being a virgin. I mean you can't flat out say it but there are ways of subtly bashing him.

Ok but why would the media bash him for being a virgin?

[J.T.]

Ok but why would the media bash him for being a virgin?

Because you gotta be a total ing square to graduate high school with your V Card still in your back pocket, let alone be the starting QB on a good football team with two NCAA championship rings on your hand.

[samikeyp]

lol at the whole "I love Jesus but I am going to taunt an injured opponent lying on the ground" thing.

[Holmes_Fans]

The media would never bash him for it though. Tim Tebow is a media god.

No reputable media outlet is going to bash him for upholding his christian values by still being a virgin. They are just asking for a PR nightmare.

[CubanSucks]

Because you gotta be a total ing square to graduate high school with your V Card still in your back pocket, let alone be the starting QB on a good football team with two NCAA championship rings on your hand.

Again, why would the MEDIA bash him for his virginity? MEDIA not you

[Kermit]

Was in a discussion about this last week with an old friend of mine. We went to that game and were arguing which was worse, 66-3 to unranked UCLA or the 2000 OU debacle?

We were in the front row of the old north end zone seats for UCLA, stayed the entire ing game, and ran out of Old Crow before halftime. As the crowd thinned, everyone left came up and started sitting with us, sharing flasks of randomness and misery. There may have been 5,000 people left by the end of the game - maybe. People remember Walton that day, but how about Ralph Lauren Cherry? He must have fumbled five times and threw three picks. And it was so ing hot and humid. I passed out under an oak tree at Scottish Rite walking home.

Worst part of that OU game was when I climbed all the way down to take a leak (if you've ever sat at the top of the Cotton Bowl, you understand) and some frat pledges were lined up chanting "TEXAS SUCKS" in the bathroom doing that upside-down hook 'em thing. I was like, it's cold and rainy, I'm drunk, my team is down five TD's and has rolled over, I have to wait five minutes to piss in an 80 year old bathroom, and this too? We were so miserable that we checked out and drove back right after the game.

Anyway, Jevan Snead.

I was tripping acid at this game. In hindsight it probably wasn't the smartest decision I've ever made. I kept asking people if they thought Texas could come back. My friends would tell them I was tripping and then they would laugh uncomfortably until they saw that my pupils were the size of a quarter. Apparantly, all Cade had to do was throw down the middle of the field, and I kept pointing this out. I do remember how easy tickets were to get after this game.

[Brutalis]

Tebow gets ass. He has had ass. He is an ass. Media eats his up. Tired of hearing about the SS thing on the radio already... Florida still owns the ole ball coach apparently

[Kermit]

And all you have to do is read Basketbawful's account of rooming with a ty backup center to know that college athletes get tons and tons of ass, successful or not. Tebow is full of . He can the hottest girl on UF's campus and have her to things that would make 2 Girls and a Cup look like a Disney movie. Anyone who believes Tebow is an ignorant, innocent .

[symple19]

tebow's trophy case > colt, bradford, snead, etc

nice, end/thread

[johngateswhiteley]

i don't care if tebow is a virgin or not...i'd just feel sorry for him. he is, without a doubt, giving up the best and most ass he would ever get in his entire life. things will be different in the NFL.

[J.T.]

i don't care if tebow is a virgin or not...i'd just feel sorry for him. he is, without a doubt, giving up the best and most ass he would ever get in his entire life. things will be different in the NFL.

Not too much different, except the ladies will know he's making bank and try to hit him with a rape accusation like that is doing to Rapelisburger right now.

[johngateswhiteley]

Not too much different, except the ladies will know he's making bank and try to hit him with a rape accusation like that is doing to Rapelisburger right now.

i disagree...it will be hugely different (as for as quality and amount).

[pkbpkb81]

he didnt say that but he said he was saving himself for marriage, colt and him are having a christian fellowship compe ion this year

did anyone see aggy 77-0 loss v OU in person?, even i felt shame after that one

i did at even us in the crowd started to feel really bad for the aggies


until late in the game they sacked the back up qb and got up and acted like they had just one the game we all loled at the aggies and wanted the team to drop a 100 on them

[Kermit]

i did at even us in the crowd started to feel really bad for the aggies


until late in the game they sacked the back up qb and got up and acted like they had just one the game we all loled at the aggies and wanted the team to drop a 100 on them

This was quite possibly the most unintentionally funny moment in sports. He came out of that sack like the dude who knocked up Jessica Alba.