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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    So why were you up for 33hrs straight? How long did you sleep?
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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    So why were you up for 33hrs straight?
    Work. Monday ran long and became Tuesday. And I think the final tally was 37

    How long did you sleep?
    About ten hours. Still trying to wake up tho
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    pussy. I was up at 8 on sunday and didnt get to sleep til 11 last night.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I was freaking out while driving last night though... I must have been hallucinating.

    I remember tapping the breaks every nowand then because I was seeing people and animals in front of me.

    Now that I think about it I'm lucky I didn't hit a tree.
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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    On Maury,

    Female: "He comes home smelling like sex, Maury."

    Male: "Man, I work at a seafood restaurant."

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    5. timvp's Avatar
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    I was freaking out while driving last night though... I must have been hallucinating.

    I remember tapping the breaks every nowand then because I was seeing people and animals in front of me.

    Now that I think about it I'm lucky I didn't hit a tree.
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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    I never got my 250 trophy, timvp.

    Why don't you like me?
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    timvp


    hi
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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    SHHHHHH!!!!! Ash is sleeping!
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    aww. pobrecita. How much was the hispanic one?
    There are no Mexican dolls. The closest thing they have to Mexican dolls are the Brats.
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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Like this one. The one on the right has to be Mexican.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    She's too tall to be Mexican. Her olive skin leads me to believe she's Mediterranean.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Mexican's are more of a light brown poop color.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    There are no Mexican dolls. The closest thing they have to Mexican dolls are the Brats.
    This is not true! But you get a pass because you do not have any daughters (I think). My daughter has an American Girl doll named Josefina, who has many traditional Mexican outfits as well a few more y looking ones. And the baby doll she carried around with her most of her childhood was a little Precious Moments one called "Mexican Baby". I assume she was not a very well behaved doll because my daughter eventually changed it's name to Butthead Baby.
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    I assume she was not a very well behaved doll because my daughter eventually changed it's name to Butthead Baby.
    Are you sure that's not what she was calling her brothers?
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    It was definitely the doll.
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    Like this one. The one on the right has to be Mexican.

    She looks like someone who used to post here.
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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Wow- I just helped a really mean customer. She practically snarled at me. I hope she shops elsewhere in the future.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I need to send a playfully angry text message and can't decide if "pussy tease" or " tease" works better as an opposite of tease.

    I think .

    "Snatch tease" is also kind of fun to say, but I don't think it works as well as either of the above options.
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    Those options sound too harsh for playful purposes. Kitty Tease would be my choice. But I don't have a kitty so purrhaps my advice isn't valid.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Those options sound too harsh for playful purposes. Kitty Tease would be my choice. But I don't have a kitty so purrhaps my advice isn't valid.
    Probably what I would have gone with if I'd thought of it in time, actually.

    Don't know if I'd have been committed enough to work in the purrhaps pun, though.
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    Like this one. The one on the right has to be Mexican.

    Can't be Mexican. The eyebrows aren't thin enough to be sharpie, and she put lipstick on instead of just lipliner.
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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    yay 5 week old congealed blood came out of my toe today
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    what about poon tease?

    kinda sounds like a drunk redneck saying panties.
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