How can that not be a hairpiece?
In your defense, you did have an erection in that picture you took with Sam Pritchard.
How can that not be a hairpiece?
It's Kevin Pritchard, and yes I do have a man-crush on him. Gotta problem with that?
Sorry, got my Prestis-Pritchards mixed up.
And, no. I said "in your defense."
It's not. It's just interesting styling gel.
nothin beats jackin off and thrusting ur hair hey.....
By now everyone should have heard about Tlong and his bumptious treatises. In case you haven't heard or have even forgotten, allow me to refresh your memory. I assume you already know that Tlong's cat's-paws allege, after performing shoddy research and utilizing threadbare scholarship, that a number of their are disrupting Tlongs ability to rule and moderate this board but I have something more important to tell you. As someone who enjoys brandishing words like "hexosemonophosphoric" and "ultrastandardization" as a smoke screen to hide his holier-than-thou at udes' inherent paradoxes, he must clearly be at a loss when someone presents a logical counterargument to his dim-witted catch-phrases and lack of basketball knowledge. AND it is no news that he contends that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. Sounds rather unconscionable, doesn't it? Well, that's the Tlong for you.
Doesn't it strike you as odd that Tlong wants to rid SpursTalk of "defective" people? I feel this way because if there's an untold story here, it's that I oppose, deplore, and disavow discrimination, extremism, and hatred of every kind. Am I being unduly harsh for writing that? I think not. When the religious leaders in Jesus's time were wrong, Jesus denounced them in extremely harsh terms. So why shouldn't I, too, use extremely harsh terms to indicate that it is in Tlong's nature to be a deceiver and a destroyer of SpursTalk and quite frankly, a bloodsucker of this site? There is absolutely nothing that uncouth gasbags like Tlong will not do to destroy this great board. They will poke into the most secret family affairs and not rest until their truffle-searching instinct digs up some self-serving incident that is calculated to finish off their unfortunate victim. In closing, please remember that my ultimate goal is to honor this great baord's glorious mosaic of cultures and ethnicities. If I advance, follow me. If I stop, urge me on. If I retreat, kill me...
Huh? R U Gay?
Flock of Seagulls is one of the greatest bands of all time.
Don't you mean a Seagull?![]()
Chunks of ! Cause with looks like that AND your hairpiece, you sure don't get any p*ssy!
Last edited by ehz33satx; 08-03-2009 at 12:18 AM.
No.
I should have known reading levels in Portland are not up to par. What I'm trying to say is you bring nothing of value you this board...except the occasional what color Oden's boxor are today threads. Why would you expect to be a mod?
If I was Kori...ah nevermind.
I invite you to read your post and then consider what education level you would appropriately be placed at....![]()
I am the author...why would I need to read it?
Once you can spell correctly, then maybe, you may become the mod!![]()
I borrowed Babych's shoes for dinner before a Canucks game. No lie. He signed that photo with "Nice Shoes! All the Best, Dave Babych"![]()
You mad?
Nice pic!
I think your the one thats mad...never experienced this huh?
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