Yeah. That was the point.![]()
Yeah. That was the point.![]()
No it's not. It's just trolling. If I wanted to try to be a "cool guy" I'd post about how I have a better car, job and house than everyone. Like you did. What I'm doing is just trolling. Or equal opportunity hating, whatever you want to call it. If I truly felt some kind of need to be cool on the net, I'd go to a forum populated by 16 year old girls and record myself playing John Mayer songs for them.
Based on those stats I am generously estimating you and me could fight for about two minutes before your nose is bleeding and you're crying on the curb.I'm 6'1 185 lbs...not a big guy by any means, but I guarantee you I won't strike first..but I would strike last.
Keep believing that. Size isn't everything, my friend. Like I said..I know how to defend myself. Not going to get into a bigger compe ion here...if I explained to you how I know I could defend myself against you, you'd probably go into the same reaction you went into when I told you about my job, so I'm not even going to go there. Just continue to believe, behind those chocolate chip cookies and Red Bull that you won an argument, and were once more, the internet tough guy...congratulations.![]()
I don't think you want to open that can of worms.
I guess in your case, worm is the operative word?
Look, JT..I'm tired of ing arguing with you...You hate the Cowboys..that's fine...You're going to continue to bash on them..that's fine. But I don't want to get personal anymore...We're both Spurs fans...we have at least one thing in common. I don't know you enough to not like you...so I'm not going to fight with you anymore. I come to this thread to enjoy the posts and read about my Spurs and Cowboys...Truce?
That didn't take long.
...yeah...I ed that up quick, didn't I?...you gotta understand I'm totally out of it right now...had a long day at work...popped a few tops...feelin it...
On behalf of my client, we accept your truce proposal under one condition. You must adopt a Peyton Manning avatar, coupled with "Laser, rocket arm!" underneath your screen name for 48 hours. If not, my client is prepared to settle for a Manning avatar with "Cut that meat!" under your screen name.
Thanks,
DR
LMAO...I like Manning...but not goin with the avatar...sorry. In rebuttal, I propose that as Spurs fans, we join together as brothers..lol...besides...it was the beer talking..lol...and how many names do you have, dude?
276 or so.
90210, Kori posted a picture of J.T. awhile back and he looked like a big mutha a, just sayin'.
holy dude...wow...
If I actually wanted to fight someone, size doesn't matter...I know how to defend myself pretty well...but I don't want to fight JT..besides football, we actually agree on a lot of things...Saved By The Bell, for instance.....the Spurs...
This marshmallow soft made ass calls a truce at the first sign of a fight. You're better off runnin with the boys at spursreport. You ain't cut out for this .
ing love this guy...he's even funnier when I'm drunk...
And this ain't your loverboy JT either so pull your hand out of my pants before I cut that mother er off and make five finger soup.
me and Bovice will run train on your got ass if you don't sit down and wait for my request.
By the looks of things your country grits eatin ass ain't been out of them woods there long enough to stiff your upper lip and bark at me boy.
I've been out of the country long enough to have your wife make me chicken sandwiches and waffle fries FO FREE while I was busting a nut on her belly. She squealed like the she is.
Not even possible to take you seriously you're so damn funny...lol
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
Thatll stab you in the head
Whether youre a or lez
Or the sex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate s? the answers yes
phobic? nah, youre just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (ooh!)
Thats my mother in balls, youd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, youll never get hold of em
Hey, its me, versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin the mail
Get it? checkin the male?
How many records you expectin to sell
After your second lp sends you directly to jail?
Cmon!-- relax guy, I like gay men
Right, ken? give me an amen (aaa-men!)
Please lord, this boy needs jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a pros ute while my wifes sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You cant reach me, my mom cant neither
You cant teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch tv, and comcast cable
And you aint able to stop these thoughts
You cant stop me from toppin these charts
And you cant stop me from droppin each march
With a brand new cd for these in re s
Duhhh, and to think, its just little ol me
Mr. dont give a , still wont leave
Duuude..that in Mariah/Nick diss track was the .
Man now people are gonna think these are my trolls. Damn it.
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