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[jman3000]

http://www.canitapthat.com/index.php

A few of those are BS... but still pretty funny.

@ Nah girl. I wanna tap that *** so hard whoever pulls me out will become the king of England.

[ashbeeigh]

God. my Office Manager next door. We were doing fine. Even getting along. And then today she walks in 15-20 minutes after I get here so I'm already working..says o to the girls on her side of the office....even though she knows that they say o to everyone on my side (what a !...but that's not what I'm mad about).

I had run in to the mess that is our storage room and forgot to close the door. 5 minutes later she comes storming down the hallway and yells, "Who was in the room today?"

My old boss (the one with the ugly boyfriend) says, "Oh it was me yesterday, sorry."

But i stood up for her and said, "No it was me a few minutes ago. Sorry."

Nasty Office Manager grumbles, "Well, just so you know the door needs to stay closed."

My immediate response was "umm..we share that room." and she just huffed and puffed away. I can't stand this woman.

[I. Hustle]

I would have told her that she needs a few doors opened. Like the one between her legs.

[mrsmaalox]

I would have told her that she needs a few doors opened. Like the one between her legs.

Yea right you would have told her that

[I. Hustle]

Yea right you would have told her that

I might have.

[ashbeeigh]

I would have told her that she needs a few doors opened. Like the one between her legs.

that sure is right. God, she's a .

[mrsmaalox]

I might have.

Only if you were ready for her to say "Here, let me open this door for you" and toss you right out onto then street

[I. Hustle]

Only if you were ready for her to say "Here, let me open this door for you" and toss you right out onto then street

More than likely she'd flash me the cooch.

[ashbeeigh]

More than likely she'd flash me the cooch.

[Trainwreck2100]

Mother er I got stung by a mother ing bee today

[florige]

Mother er I got stung by a mother ing bee today

At least the bee is going to die now.

[I. Hustle]

Mother er I got stung by a mother ing bee today

That's because you are sweet like honey.

[ShoogarBear]

At least the bee is going to die now.

Maybe it was a wasp and it's going to come by tomorrow and sting him in the eye.

[Dr. Gonzo]

That's because you are sweet like honey.

i lol'd

[katyon6th]

Mother er I got stung by a mother ing bee today

I hope you're not allergic. The last time I got stung by a bee, my forearm was the size of my calf. It wasn't pretty.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I hope you're not allergic. The last time I got stung by a bee, my forearm was the size of my calf. It wasn't pretty.

Are you saying you have fat calves?

[katyon6th]

Are you saying you have fat calves?

Hey, at least I don't have cankles.

[Dr. Gonzo]

What do you call it when the ankle is fatter than the calf?

[samikeyp]

What do you call it when the ankle is fatter than the calf?

table leg.

[ashbeeigh]

What do you call it when the ankle is fatter than the calf?

Gross.

[CuckingFunt]

What do you call it when the ankle is fatter than the calf?

Unfortunate.

[Summers]

What do you call it when the ankle is fatter than the calf?

Elephan is.

Or were we not supposed to give serious answers?

[CuckingFunt]

Elephan is.

Or were we not supposed to give serious answers?

My answer was serious.

[ashbeeigh]

My answer was serious.

I was serious as well.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Cankle.